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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed May 06, 2009 18:54:41

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Guess the good Major disagrees with "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"...
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed May 06, 2009 19:38:52

Wizlah wrote:
laf837 wrote:Wiz,
I am having this silly turned serious argument with some Anglophiliacs over here with regard to rugby. My contention is if I could pick players that do not make the NFL or get drafted and had someone coach them up for a year, that that team could win a rugby title. My english-loving friends say I am insane. My contention is that rugby is a relatively simple game so natural ability will be able to take over more quickly.
Any thoughts?


Right, first up. I dinnae ken rugby, and I'll freely admit to studiously ignoring ANY aspect of american football.

Now, the rugby thing. Despite freely not understanding the game, I have been diligently watching 6 nations rugby (the main national tournament in the northern hemisphere, and the biggest competition outside of the heinken cup, which is the club competition) for about 10 years now. One of my best mates back home is a massive rugby fan. My da-in-law is an ex rugby player and staunch fan. You'd think after all this time I would understand rugby. But I don't. Because it is fiercely, fiercely technical.

When do you use hands to tackle. where. What constitutes a turnover. the many illegal behaviours that surround the scrum which cause the referee to restart. there isn't a rolling maul anymore. Why? WHO THE $#@! KNOWS WHAT A ROLLING MAUL IS?

Rugby, as far as I can work it, is all about superlative technical execution within a complex rules framework. And for this reason alone, I'm going with your friends. If you don't believe me, consider the following article on the latest set of rule changes, called Experimental Law Variations, and how it's supposedly killing the game. I draw your attention to phrases like 'full raft of ELVs', suggesting a lot of rules. I know, they're rugby players, so it's hard for them to count, but still.

I'm not saying it's more complex than American Football, but I think it's a mistake to assume that the game is comparatively easy to understand. It's not. And since Rugby Union became fully professionalised, every one of those players is every bit as fit and up to speed on sport science as yer fellas in the NFL draft. so I don't figure they'd stand any better or any worse chance than any other club. and if they went up against the all blacks, they'd be $#@! worse than a pig at a pig $#@! contest. But that goes without saying. I mean, anyone would.


I've played both. The big difference is that a rugby player is running a lot. And there are limited substitutions, so I would imagine a typical NFL lineman would probably die. There's no forward pass of course, so that would be another set of skills that aren't useful. Everyone however needs to have some ball handling skills.
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed May 06, 2009 20:49:08

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that was like one big game of hide and seek where you find a good spot and the dick follows you and gives away your awesome spot.

hey, let's all run in the same direction!

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Postby Woody » Wed May 06, 2009 20:54:11

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This gives me a marketing boner

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Postby CalvinBall » Wed May 06, 2009 22:25:46

TiVo didn't record Lost for some reason. So mad. I want to go in the LOST thread but can't!!!

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed May 06, 2009 22:28:07

A lot of times I'll type up these angry/negative/insulting posts and just click out before I post them.
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Postby td11 » Wed May 06, 2009 22:31:12

yeah i do that sometimes, but more like, type out some real personal shit, before i bitch out and just hit "back"
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Postby Barry Jive » Wed May 06, 2009 22:33:16

haha, i don't have that filter. the other times i do it is when i feel it's not my place to make a long, opinionated post in a thread where i'm not a regular. i did this with the Sixers thread the other night before i realized "this is PtK-esque" and backed out. naturally, he made a moronic post within a couple days.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed May 06, 2009 22:34:30

My fuse is much shorter. It's like "If anyone will even respond to this, I don't wanna deal so fuck it

(I mean I was right about the prostitution thing. "Second oldest profession" is more accurate and a prettier phrase.)

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed May 06, 2009 22:50:08

i don't think "prettiest" belongs in a sentence involving prostitution
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Postby td11 » Wed May 06, 2009 23:28:59

email in my spam folder: "How to Kiss a Women Smoothly With No Resisttance"
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu May 07, 2009 01:00:21

I wish more people posted here.

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu May 07, 2009 01:02:23

i feel really bad for Chris Ferguson. he's a really naturally funny guy and he's just been holed in a tough spot for a long time. i hope he dominates the shit out of Fallon.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu May 07, 2009 01:03:50

Barry Jive wrote:i feel really bad for Chris Ferguson. he's a really naturally funny guy and he's just been holed in a tough spot for a long time. i hope he dominates the $#@! out of Fallon.


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Postby Barry Jive » Thu May 07, 2009 01:07:19

rofl @ me

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu May 07, 2009 01:08:23

as Frank Zappa said in that video today, alcohol gives you "license to be an asshole"
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Postby Woody » Thu May 07, 2009 09:31:40

she had 9/10 pants and a very big bra

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Postby Woody » Thu May 07, 2009 09:35:17

it's not coincidence that the founder of twitter is named Evan Williams

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Postby laf837 » Thu May 07, 2009 09:50:19

TenuredVulture wrote:
Wizlah wrote:
laf837 wrote:Wiz,
I am having this silly turned serious argument with some Anglophiliacs over here with regard to rugby. My contention is if I could pick players that do not make the NFL or get drafted and had someone coach them up for a year, that that team could win a rugby title. My english-loving friends say I am insane. My contention is that rugby is a relatively simple game so natural ability will be able to take over more quickly.
Any thoughts?


Right, first up. I dinnae ken rugby, and I'll freely admit to studiously ignoring ANY aspect of american football.

Now, the rugby thing. Despite freely not understanding the game, I have been diligently watching 6 nations rugby (the main national tournament in the northern hemisphere, and the biggest competition outside of the heinken cup, which is the club competition) for about 10 years now. One of my best mates back home is a massive rugby fan. My da-in-law is an ex rugby player and staunch fan. You'd think after all this time I would understand rugby. But I don't. Because it is fiercely, fiercely technical.

When do you use hands to tackle. where. What constitutes a turnover. the many illegal behaviours that surround the scrum which cause the referee to restart. there isn't a rolling maul anymore. Why? WHO THE $#@! KNOWS WHAT A ROLLING MAUL IS?

Rugby, as far as I can work it, is all about superlative technical execution within a complex rules framework. And for this reason alone, I'm going with your friends. If you don't believe me, consider the following article on the latest set of rule changes, called Experimental Law Variations, and how it's supposedly killing the game. I draw your attention to phrases like 'full raft of ELVs', suggesting a lot of rules. I know, they're rugby players, so it's hard for them to count, but still.

I'm not saying it's more complex than American Football, but I think it's a mistake to assume that the game is comparatively easy to understand. It's not. And since Rugby Union became fully professionalised, every one of those players is every bit as fit and up to speed on sport science as yer fellas in the NFL draft. so I don't figure they'd stand any better or any worse chance than any other club. and if they went up against the all blacks, they'd be $#@! worse than a pig at a pig $#@! contest. But that goes without saying. I mean, anyone would.


I've played both. The big difference is that a rugby player is running a lot. And there are limited substitutions, so I would imagine a typical NFL lineman would probably die. There's no forward pass of course, so that would be another set of skills that aren't useful. Everyone however needs to have some ball handling skills.


Yeah, my boys were saying "hahah 350 pd lineman would die...blah, blah" My thought was the team would be basically be LB's, safeties, tight ends, and running backs. Most of these people would be comfortable with the ball. But I will concede that I have no idea what goes into rugby and I'm sure any team would get routed regardless of their physical ability at the outset. It would be a cool idea for a reality show but the talent level would need to be SEC, big time football types and not schlubs off the street.
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Postby Woody » Thu May 07, 2009 09:55:51

this is like when those slumdogs got contracts from the Pirates

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