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by **td11** » Tue May 05, 2009 18:44:59

Like, srsly, im pretty sure shes being genuine, but wtf do i ask for?

by **VFB** » Tue May 05, 2009 18:48:14

what would matt stairs do?

by **The Dude** » Tue May 05, 2009 18:51:27

Ask for a beer or something, if she's being slutty the slutty will come

by **Bakestar** » Tue May 05, 2009 19:12:11

The Dude wrote:Ask for a beer or something, if she's being slutty the slutty will come

This.

Tell her she can buy you a beer.

by **Bakestar** » Tue May 05, 2009 19:12:46

And is she cute? Would you want this?

by **CFP** » Tue May 05, 2009 19:16:25

Grades came out today, and my roommate texts me: "My GPA is lower than Greinke's E.R.A." I still haven't stopped laughing.

by **Woody** » Tue May 05, 2009 19:51:19

Saw an e-mail today from a woman with the last name C0ck

by **ReadingPhilly** » Tue May 05, 2009 21:35:11

palindromania

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by **Marion** » Tue May 05, 2009 21:47:34

by **VoxOrion** » Tue May 05, 2009 22:06:30

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwmJSfydILA[/youtube]

by **MrsVox** » Tue May 05, 2009 22:14:48

the angels have the blue box

by **MrsVox** » Tue May 05, 2009 22:15:27

ReadingPhilly wrote:palindromania
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The Nats game was stopped in the 11th inning with a score of 11-11.

by **td11** » Wed May 06, 2009 01:32:21

Bakestar wrote:And is she cute? Would you want this?

she's not 21, so i don't know if the beer thing will work. and she's OK, not my type, but she's probably at least a solid 6.5

in any case, this will be an interesting weekend of retarded drunk texts, yay!

by **Barry Jive** » Wed May 06, 2009 02:18:37

I want to commit to my facial hair but it's so difficult. I can't tell if I want a beard without waiting for it, or if I actually dislike having a beard but don't feel like shaving all the time.

I'm worried that six months from now I'm going to have the biggest beard of my life and I'm going to hate it, and I'll look back at all the time it took to grow it and realize it was all a waste.

by **Wizlah** » Wed May 06, 2009 05:50:10

Barry Jive wrote:I'll look back at all the time it took to grow it and realize it was all a waste.

Growing a beard does not take time. Maintaining a beard shouldn't take any more time than shaving daily. Just do it. Stop being a pusillanimous mother fucker.you don't like it shave that bitch off.You like it, keep it for a bit and then shave it off.

by **Wizlah** » Wed May 06, 2009 06:53:30

if I was to pick one adjective to describe karn it would be Delphic. Or maybe oracular.

by **VoxOrion** » Wed May 06, 2009 06:53:35

Wizlah wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I'll look back at all the time it took to grow it and realize it was all a waste.

Growing a beard does not take time. Maintaining a beard shouldn't take any more time than shaving daily. Just do it. Stop being a pusillanimous mother $#@!.you don't like it shave that bitch off.You like it, keep it for a bit and then shave it off.

Long night?

by **Wizlah** » Wed May 06, 2009 06:58:24

VoxOrion wrote:
Wizlah wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I'll look back at all the time it took to grow it and realize it was all a waste.

Growing a beard does not take time. Maintaining a beard shouldn't take any more time than shaving daily. Just do it. Stop being a pusillanimous mother $#@!.you don't like it shave that bitch off.You like it, keep it for a bit and then shave it off.

Long night?

Nah. But lunch arrangements were vexing me. Want to go out with the wee fellah so needed to prep some food for him.

And no disrespect Barry but you are being pusillanimous. Just grow the damn thing.

by **Bucky** » Wed May 06, 2009 07:27:04

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM THE C0CKPIT WHILE BOARDING AN AIRPLANE AT 7:20 FOR A 7:37 FLIGHT:

"DID YOU CHECK THE WEATHER??"

WTF

by **td11** » Wed May 06, 2009 08:04:38

drove my little brother to his AP exam this morning.

i'm getting old.

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