Woody wrote:Woody wrote:CRAZY HALLOWEEN LADY IS NOW DECORATING THE ENTIRE OFFICE TODAY. SRSLY. HEY, THE PHILS ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES, AND GUESS WHAT-- NO ONE WANTS TO WALK INTO A GIANT $#@! GRIM REAPER WHEN THEY TURN THE CORNER. OMG, THAT CHEAP BLACK PLASTIC YOU'RE HANGING ON THE WALL IS REALLY SETTING THE MOOD!! IT'S SO SCARY IN HERE, ESPECIALLY WITH THE BLUE MASKING TAPE YOU HALF-ASSEDLY USED TO HANG IT. OH, AND YOUR TOMBSTONES AREN'T CUTE, THEY'RE GAY. AND YOU TALK TO MUCH, ESPECIALLY BEFORE 8:00 IN THE MORNING. OKAY?
SHE'S BACK TODAY, WORSE THAN EVER. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW. "DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE TOO SCARY LOOKING?"
THIS MENACE MUST BE STOPPED. MY WHOLE DEPARTMENT NOW HAS CHEAP BLACK TABLE CLOTHES HANGING FROM THE CEILING TO THE TOP OF THE CUBICLES IT'S LIKE A PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE HEAVY METAL THREAD. THERE ARE GOBLINS STARING AT ME FROM EVERY DIRECTION AND IT SMELLS LIKE THOSE DAMN AWFUL HALLOWEEN STORES IN HERE, YOU KNOW THE SMELL I MEAN
