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Postby Woody » Mon Oct 27, 2008 15:21:07

mick bayne dirty yo!
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Slowhand » Mon Oct 27, 2008 16:06:30

Yeah, going commando is definitely more appropriate than wearing someone else's underwear. Especially someone who has sexy time with your sister.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Oct 27, 2008 16:10:03

This is either a new board peak, or a new board low. I can't decide which.
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Postby steagles » Mon Oct 27, 2008 16:31:37

awesome. truly great.
if you don't know what the wrestlers are trying to do--how certain moves and holds are supposed to work and so forth, then it might just look like too sweaty guys rolling around on a mat.

Oh. I'm replying to a Steagles post. Um. OK.
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Postby mickbayne » Tue Oct 28, 2008 02:04:00

It's not that bad... I generally change underwear each time I shower, so if one day I take a morning shower and then I don't take my next shower until the evening of the following day, I would most likely have the same pair on for over 24 hours.

Let's go over my underwear timeline from the past few days:

- Friday morning... took a shower and put on a fresh pair of boxer-briefs just before heading to the airport in Seattle.
- Arrived in Philadelphia late Friday night, immediately meet up with friends at Fox and Hound in KOP. Return to my sister's house in Bridgeport and fall asleep on the couch fully clothed.
- Wake up early Saturday afternoon and proceed to lounge around for the couch most of the day, still in the same clothes from Friday.
- Shower around 6:30 PM in preparation for my brother's 30th birthday party at Dave and Busters in Plymouth Meeting (this was when I realized I had forgotten to pack undies). Sister offers a terribly ugly pair of her boyfriend's boxers that she swears he had never worn before. I reluctantly accept.
- End up bar hopping all over the western burbs after the party, finally arrive back at my sister's in Bridgeport around 4 or 5 Sunday morning where I fall asleep on the couch fully clothed again.
- Wake up right around when the Eagles game is kicking off, watch first half at my sister's before showering again in preparation for going to the Phils game. No one was home at this time, so I made the difficult decision to re-wear the same pair of boxers from the previous day after my shower.
- Crash on the couch fully clothed yet again at my sister's.
- Monday afternoon... borrow my sister's car and finally head over to Marshalls in KOP where I purchase two four-packs of Tommy Hilfiger boxer briefs!
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Oct 28, 2008 04:42:03

So I was just watching the Halloween episode of that new Family Feud show and the question was: Name a place you might see a dead body. The #4 answer: In a river or creek. For reference, #3 was "mortuary" and #5 was "movies/TV."



:shock:

Who here has ever seen a dead body in a creek or river?
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Postby Woody » Tue Oct 28, 2008 08:37:31

Woody wrote:CRAZY HALLOWEEN LADY IS NOW DECORATING THE ENTIRE OFFICE TODAY. SRSLY. HEY, THE PHILS ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES, AND GUESS WHAT-- NO ONE WANTS TO WALK INTO A GIANT $#@! GRIM REAPER WHEN THEY TURN THE CORNER. OMG, THAT CHEAP BLACK PLASTIC YOU'RE HANGING ON THE WALL IS REALLY SETTING THE MOOD!! IT'S SO SCARY IN HERE, ESPECIALLY WITH THE BLUE MASKING TAPE YOU HALF-ASSEDLY USED TO HANG IT. OH, AND YOUR TOMBSTONES AREN'T CUTE, THEY'RE GAY. AND YOU TALK TO MUCH, ESPECIALLY BEFORE 8:00 IN THE MORNING. OKAY?


SHE'S BACK TODAY, WORSE THAN EVER. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW. "DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE TOO SCARY LOOKING?"
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Postby laf837 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:56:25

Just got the old "The Phillies are going to choke" verbal assaults at work today by a couple of d-bag colleagues. Not in the mood, frankly.
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Postby Bucky » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:03:30

Monkeyboy wrote:So I was just watching the Halloween episode of that new Family Feud show and the question was: Name a place you might see a dead body. The #4 answer: In a river or creek. For reference, #3 was "mortuary" and #5 was "movies/TV."



:shock:

Who here has ever seen a dead body in a creek or river?


y

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Postby Slowhand » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:07:12

Bucky wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:So I was just watching the Halloween episode of that new Family Feud show and the question was: Name a place you might see a dead body. The #4 answer: In a river or creek. For reference, #3 was "mortuary" and #5 was "movies/TV."



:shock:

Who here has ever seen a dead body in a creek or river?


y


Since they didn't specify what kind of body (human, animal) I'm going to say yes, too.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:48:58

mickbayne wrote:It's not that bad... I generally change underwear each time I shower, so if one day I take a morning shower and then I don't take my next shower until the evening of the following day, I would most likely have the same pair on for over 24 hours.

Let's go over my underwear timeline from the past few days:

- Friday morning... took a shower and put on a fresh pair of boxer-briefs just before heading to the airport in Seattle.
- Arrived in Philadelphia late Friday night, immediately meet up with friends at Fox and Hound in KOP. Return to my sister's house in Bridgeport and fall asleep on the couch fully clothed.
- Wake up early Saturday afternoon and proceed to lounge around for the couch most of the day, still in the same clothes from Friday.
- Shower around 6:30 PM in preparation for my brother's 30th birthday party at Dave and Busters in Plymouth Meeting (this was when I realized I had forgotten to pack undies). Sister offers a terribly ugly pair of her boyfriend's boxers that she swears he had never worn before. I reluctantly accept.
- End up bar hopping all over the western burbs after the party, finally arrive back at my sister's in Bridgeport around 4 or 5 Sunday morning where I fall asleep on the couch fully clothed again.
- Wake up right around when the Eagles game is kicking off, watch first half at my sister's before showering again in preparation for going to the Phils game. No one was home at this time, so I made the difficult decision to re-wear the same pair of boxers from the previous day after my shower.
- Crash on the couch fully clothed yet again at my sister's.
- Monday afternoon... borrow my sister's car and finally head over to Marshalls in KOP where I purchase two four-packs of Tommy Hilfiger boxer briefs!


TMI
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Postby Bakestar » Tue Oct 28, 2008 14:15:04

Can I sniff?
Foreskin stupid

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Oct 28, 2008 16:19:14

I can't think of the last time I've slept so little over a three night span.

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Postby WilliamC » Tue Oct 28, 2008 16:46:51

Wearing My Sister's Boyfriends Underwear starring Peter North and Mick Bayne.
Do it again!

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Oct 28, 2008 20:02:30

There was a class of Frenchies on my bus home today, I think high school seniors or early college. It was crazy how good-looking they were, guys and girls. There was at most three out of twenty that couldn't be called beautiful.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Oct 28, 2008 20:25:02

I have to drop off my laundry but it looks like there's a tornado going on out there.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Oct 28, 2008 20:56:21

Why is BigEd writing in super small font tonight?

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Postby VFB » Tue Oct 28, 2008 21:06:58

srsly

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Postby BigEd76 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 21:25:36

IT'S LIKE THE SMALL PRINT ON THE COMMERCIALS THAT'S ALL

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Postby Bucky » Tue Oct 28, 2008 21:27:42

you'll have to shout he's hard of herring

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