The Dude wrote:You need an older sibling to destroy their reality at the age of 6

well, he has a 7 year old brother so when he finally comes to grips I bet that he will follow soon after. Especially since the 10 year old cant keep a secret to save his life.

My sick brother actually kept notes from "santa" and "easter bunny" to show me the handwriting was the same

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Going to library school is fast climbing up on the list of worst decisions I've ever made.

Is this where you learn card cataloguing and the dewey decimal system?

I believed in Santa till I was 10. I remember my dad said one day "you do know that Santa isn't real, right?".

I was holding out hope for the Easter Bunny till I read this stupid thread!

The Dude wrote:My sick brother actually kept notes from "santa" and "easter bunny" to show me the handwriting was the same

stevemc wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Going to library school is fast climbing up on the list of worst decisions I've ever made.

Is this where you learn card cataloguing and the dewey decimal system?

No.

TenuredVulture wrote:

VoxOrion wrote:You still burn witches in your 'hood, don't you?

No, not so much anymore. You'd be surprised at the weird ways of tolerance out here. Lil' Vulture has a girl with two mommies in her class and brownie troop.

I read that as brown poop initially and thought, what's so weird about that?

The Dude wrote:My sick brother actually kept notes from "santa" and "easter bunny" to show me the handwriting was the same

My cousin, when she was about 9ish, found out there was no Santa. She told her parents and they of course insisted there was. She told her little brother as well. In a "secret" conversation, meaning when she knew her mom was listening, she told her brother that if there was really a Santa they'd get a cat for Christmas. She knew my aunt hated cats and would never buy one otherwise. So, in an effort to maintain face, my aunt went and bought them a cat for Christmas.

This type of behavior is why the rest of the world is kicking our ass, people

Three months after giving birth, 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is said to be pregnant. Everyone's freaking out, "pals are begging her to abort." If only there was a national political leader, preferably experienced with teen pregnancy, who could guide the celebrity family in these trying times. [National Enquirer]

zomg

Woody wrote:

Three months after giving birth, 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is said to be pregnant. Everyone's freaking out, "pals are begging her to abort." If only there was a national political leader, preferably experienced with teen pregnancy, who could guide the celebrity family in these trying times. [National Enquirer]

zomg

“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source.

I almost spit my coffee out while reading this.

A lot of people must believe that, because it was brought up in my birthing class a few weeks ago. So young. So stupid.

From www.wwtdd.com

Just to give some more context to the type of person we're dealing with here:

Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"

My cat(about two years old) has been sick for a while now. It seems to be getting progessively worse, and he is losing a lot of weight. It seems like the same thing that happened to my dog when he had liver cancer. Lots of puking. He has no energy. He walks around and makes funny noises. He is still friendly to people but when the little young cat gets near him he just gets mad and makes a horrifying sound(sounds almost like a baby screaming).

I had his blood tested at the vet two weeks ago which was like 150 bucks, and they said that nothing showed up. They basically said nothing was wrong with him. They gave him some medicine that I had to squirt in his mouth that was supposed to make stop being sick in the stomach.

This sucks. I feel so bad for him cause he was a really cool cat. I am thinking he is going to end up having to be put to sleep cause either my vet is inept or he has something a blood test won't pick up.

Does anyone know of anything else that it could possibly be? I REALLY don't want to have another pet put to sleep, especially one that 4 months ago was just young and healthy. WHAT THE HELL

I get sick of paying money to be told something that is so obviously not true.

Before you do anything I would go find another vet

Woody wrote:

Three months after giving birth, 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is said to be pregnant. Everyone's freaking out, "pals are begging her to abort." If only there was a national political leader, preferably experienced with teen pregnancy, who could guide the celebrity family in these trying times. [National Enquirer]

zomg

“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source.

Why is it not hard to fathom that she was breastfeeding the baby and having sex simultaneously?

Then again, can multi-tasking be expected from someone that can barely uni-task?

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

Woody wrote:

Three months after giving birth, 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is said to be pregnant. Everyone's freaking out, "pals are begging her to abort." If only there was a national political leader, preferably experienced with teen pregnancy, who could guide the celebrity family in these trying times. [National Enquirer]

zomg

“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source.

Why is it not hard to fathom that she was breastfeeding the baby and having sex simultaneously?

Then again, can multi-tasking be expected from someone that can barely uni-task?

That would be even more LOL worthy, if you take "sex while breast feeding" as literally as possible.

i'm bored.

Werthless wrote:

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

Woody wrote:

Three months after giving birth, 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is said to be pregnant. Everyone's freaking out, "pals are begging her to abort." If only there was a national political leader, preferably experienced with teen pregnancy, who could guide the celebrity family in these trying times. [National Enquirer]

zomg

“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source.

Why is it not hard to fathom that she was breastfeeding the baby and having sex simultaneously?

Then again, can multi-tasking be expected from someone that can barely uni-task?

That would be even more LOL worthy, if you take "sex while breast feeding" as literally as possible.

I THINK THAT IS WHAT HE WAS SAYING

WilliamC wrote:My cat(about two years old) has been sick for a while now. It seems to be getting progessively worse, and he is losing a lot of weight. It seems like the same thing that happened to my dog when he had liver cancer. Lots of puking. He has no energy. He walks around and makes funny noises. He is still friendly to people but when the little young cat gets near him he just gets mad and makes a horrifying sound(sounds almost like a baby screaming).

I had his blood tested at the vet two weeks ago which was like 150 bucks, and they said that nothing showed up. They basically said nothing was wrong with him. They gave him some medicine that I had to squirt in his mouth that was supposed to make stop being sick in the stomach.

This sucks. I feel so bad for him cause he was a really cool cat. I am thinking he is going to end up having to be put to sleep cause either my vet is inept or he has something a blood test won't pick up.

Does anyone know of anything else that it could possibly be? I REALLY don't want to have another pet put to sleep, especially one that 4 months ago was just young and healthy. WHAT THE HELL

I get sick of paying money to be told something that is so obviously not true.

I have to say that sounds really bad, and the symptoms are the same as our cat that we had to have euthanized due to liver failure last year.

That should be easy to detect in a blood test though. I second the recommendation to find another vet.