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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:55:23

Bakestar wrote:Prank "gone wrong"... how, exactly, does such a prank "go right"?

If you manage to achieve hilarity without significant damage.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:58:20

I have for the most part blocked out the month or two before my wedding out of my memory. I do remember it was the hottest July on record though, so we decided against an outdoor wedding. Of course, the actual wedding day of Aug 13 was an absolute stunner--sunny, 82, and not humid.
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Postby Woody » Thu Sep 25, 2008 13:41:28

I think this one quote sums up the Donovan McNabb, Bobby Abreu, Pat Burrell and WIP experience:

We all have a very strange relationship with data: We ignore it when it doesn’t match up with our perception.

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Postby Ace Rothstein » Thu Sep 25, 2008 15:54:59

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/





SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Sep 25, 2008 15:55:19

As far as anyone can tell, The Onion is the only website blocked at my work.

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Postby steagles » Thu Sep 25, 2008 16:21:40

Houshphandzadeh wrote:As far as anyone can tell, The Onion is the only website blocked at my work.
2guys1horse?
if you don't know what the wrestlers are trying to do--how certain moves and holds are supposed to work and so forth, then it might just look like too sweaty guys rolling around on a mat.

Oh. I'm replying to a Steagles post. Um. OK.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Sep 25, 2008 16:22:22

Hold on one sec.

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Postby steagles » Thu Sep 25, 2008 16:23:35

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Hold on one sec.
probably not a good idea.
if you don't know what the wrestlers are trying to do--how certain moves and holds are supposed to work and so forth, then it might just look like too sweaty guys rolling around on a mat.

Oh. I'm replying to a Steagles post. Um. OK.
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Postby Drugs Delaney » Thu Sep 25, 2008 21:13:10

Slowhand wrote:Probably when they realized the only person watching crappy black and white movies was Drugs Delaney.

Your ignorance is very telling.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Sep 25, 2008 22:46:58

Lowcountry is overcompensating.

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Postby z ipper » Thu Sep 25, 2008 23:46:23

i ate a retarded amount of candy corn tonight.

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Postby FTN » Thu Sep 25, 2008 23:52:04

z ipper wrote:i ate a retarded amount of candy corn tonight.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KpkvmBOnuw[/youtube]

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Postby z ipper » Fri Sep 26, 2008 00:04:26

what doesn't that guy hate!

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Postby td11 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 01:07:32

t minus 23 hrs
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Postby kruker » Fri Sep 26, 2008 01:48:37

We passed upon the stair, we spoke of was and when
Although I wasnt there, he said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone, a long long time ago

Oh no, not me
I never lost control
Youre face to face
With the man who sold the world

I laughed and shook his hand, and made my way back home
I searched for form and land, for years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazely stare at all the millions here
We must have died along, a long long time ago

Who knows? not me
We never lost control
Youre face to face
With the man who sold the world

Who knows? not me
We never lost control
Youre face to face
With the man who sold the world


Good theme song for reading the NYT and Economist today.
"Everybody's a critic. This wasn't an aesthetic endeavor."

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Postby td11 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 02:13:41

wow, 10 minutes into spiderman 3, this is already TURRIBLE. jeebus.
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Postby td11 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 02:46:22

elizabeth banks, bryce dallas howard, kiersten dunst. meh, still not enough.
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Postby Barry Jive » Fri Sep 26, 2008 03:52:54

spider-man 3 was the funniest one tho

also, glad me and my friends aren't the only ones who picked up "TURRIBLE" as an everyday word

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Postby phatj » Fri Sep 26, 2008 08:37:50

Why does the Num Lock key exist on regular 104-key keyboards?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby swishnicholson » Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:14:27

The word for the day is "atavistic".

Used in sentence:

I atavistic sandwich for lunch yesterday.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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