The guy who puts the J-E-T-S fireman on his shoulders spends an awful lot of time with a pair of nuts real close to his face on at least 8 Sundays a year.
"Listen here you beatiful b***h, I'm gonna fuck you up with some truth." - Kenny Powers
i remember using the internet to research a paper on Niels Bohr when i was in 6th grade. i felt pretty awesome, the way (i'm sure) rich people feel on a daily basis.
I skipped out on going to State College today so that I could watch the Phillies and Hurricanes and not have to skip 2 days of GRE studying. If the Phillies don't clinch today, I'm going to be furious.
"Everybody's a critic. This wasn't an aesthetic endeavor."
Here's a guaranteed way to raise wife volatility, where I do almost nothing: We need to go somewhere, so she gets showered and starts getting dressed. I take my sweet ass time to begin showering and she gets annoyed that I'm still loafing around. I finally shower, which takes about 3 minutes and get dressed and am ready to go. And she's still trying on clothes.