Random thoughts and other musings. Really.

by **Wizlah** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 22:42:37

used to be, I figgered that if you thought that getting pissed and listening to music loud was some kind of luxury, you were just a porsch away from a midlife crisis.

Seems clearer now. Regardless of whether it was me or wizlette, we'd both relish the opportunity. Fuck it, when you do get the chance, it's not some maudlin relive my youth bullshit, it's more a living in the now thing.

yeah. My boy better be doin' this when he has kids or I'ma gonna slap 'im.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 23:08:07

My friend bought a goat at the county livestock auction.

I want a goat too.

by **Wizlah** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 23:12:01

TenuredVulture wrote:My friend bought a goat at the county livestock auction.

I want a goat too.

Given the space, they can be both sage-like and impish. And they smell okay.

by **phatj** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 23:12:21

Mmm... cabrito.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 23:15:50

Wizlah wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:My friend bought a goat at the county livestock auction.

I want a goat too.

Given the space, they can be both sage-like and impish. And they smell okay.

It turns out they didn't really buy a goat, they bought the rights to say they bought a goat. It must some kind of charity thing. Lil' Vulture and I want to get a bit of land in the country and put goats on it, but Mrs. Vulture is dead set against the idea.

by **Wizlah** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 23:22:09

TenuredVulture wrote:
Wizlah wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:My friend bought a goat at the county livestock auction.

I want a goat too.

Given the space, they can be both sage-like and impish. And they smell okay.

It turns out they didn't really buy a goat, they bought the rights to say they bought a goat. It must some kind of charity thing. Lil' Vulture and I want to get a bit of land in the country and put goats on it, but Mrs. Vulture is dead set against the idea.

I can't claim to be all countrified, but I did know someone who grew up with a goat in her (very large) back garden, and he was plenty sound. Keeps the grass down too. Deffo a good beast to get pissed with of a sunny evening.

by **Slowhand** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 23:35:54

Whenever I hear Paul talk about his life in Arkansas I always think of him and his family as the Douglas family on "Green Acres".

by **Wizlah** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 00:09:16

Time for bed. see y'all at tomorrow's game.

by **Wizlah** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 06:23:56

Wizlah wrote:Time for bed. see y'all at tomorrow's game.

managing to keep my eyes open on only 3 hours sleep. Pretty good goin'. Maybe I can still get away with this stuff.

the taste of popcorn and whiskey in me mouth first thing in the morning was not so pleasant. yecch.

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 08:37:53

Slowhand wrote:Whenever I hear Paul talk about his life in Arkansas I always think of him and his family as the Douglas family on "Green Acres".

It's surprising how accurate that is.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 14:09:10

Whilst Googling the internets one day, I came across this photoshop of Dubya Bush as a Phils catcher...

...either that, or time was not kind to Lieby.

by **Grotewold** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 15:20:22

Is it time for Dan Baker to go? Every time I hear his funeral director tone, the memories of Paul Molitor and Joe Jurevicious return.

by **WilliamC** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 18:11:07

Sign at a church today as I was heading back to State College:

SUNDAY'S SERMON: YOU KISSED A GIRL AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELL

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 18:12:14

That Pastor must really need his mtv.

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 18:41:15

WilliamC wrote:Sign at a church today as I was heading back to State College:

SUNDAY'S SERMON: YOU KISSED A GIRL AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELL

Might that be ironic?

by **The Dude** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 19:53:20

So I went to Hawaii in February, and we bought some disposable underwater cameras for while we were snorkeling. Anyway, I get back to Philly, take the cameras to Rite Aid for developing, and they lost them both, like 5 minutes after I left them. I didn't hear anything until today, when they called and left a message (from NC) that they found them and are mailing them to my house.

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 20:27:55

CrashburnAlley: 8-)

::BigEd:

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 23:54:44

school sucks

by **Bakestar** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 00:28:01

Wikipedia has a subsection for "Fictional Ghosts."

by **Ramon Gris** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 01:27:28

TenuredVulture wrote:
Wizlah wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:My friend bought a goat at the county livestock auction.

I want a goat too.

Given the space, they can be both sage-like and impish. And they smell okay.

It turns out they didn't really buy a goat, they bought the rights to say they bought a goat. It must some kind of charity thing. Lil' Vulture and I want to get a bit of land in the country and put goats on it, but Mrs. Vulture is dead set against the idea.

We had pygmy goats when I was a kid. They were great. They'd eat or hump anything you put in their way.

I'd highly recommend them as pets. They don't require that much land either. We had a two acre lot, and they didn't even take up a third of it.

Paul, why do I feel like we've already had this conversation?

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