Random thoughts and other musings. Really.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 18:30:08

So I finally get a replacement phone after nine days and get home. It rings as soon as I put it down and I'm kind of shocked because all my friends think I'm phoneless and someone must have some psychic timing!

"Hi, this Jessica Kappa Gamma from Dickinson College, do you have a few minutes?!"

fuck!

by **phatj** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 18:42:30

Houshphandzadeh wrote:So I finally get a replacement phone after nine days and get home. It rings as soon as I put it down and I'm kind of shocked because all my friends think I'm phoneless and someone must have some psychic timing!

"Hi, this Jessica Kappa Gamma from Dickinson College, do you have a few minutes?!"

$#@!!

Pics?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 18:46:29

I told her to call back in an hour; I'll try to barter.

by **Ramon Gris** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 19:20:14

Not kidding, I really did just come home to find my girlfriend watching "Step Up 2 The Street," on On Demand.

by **VFB** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 23:17:57

thats gangsta

by **Woody** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 23:20:44

I almost drove off Route 422 tonight when Howard hit his homerun because I started clapping with both hands

by **WilliamC** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 00:02:04

Do all old people upon meeting your female friends tell you that you need to go to church to find a "nice" girl?

by **Bucky** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 00:37:53

After nearly 20 years of phaithful service, my beermeister has gone to that big scrapyard in the sky. And it tried to take a freezer full of food with it by blowing the circuit breaker. Luckily, my thirst for a Mike's happened at the proper time for me to notice.

Truth be told, it hasn't seen a keg in like 8 years. Just cases and the odd large item that wouldn't fit in the house fridge (cakes and sandwich platters, things like that).

Now what sucks is I can't find a normal 'open' fridge w/o a freezer for a replacement- something that will conveniently hold three cases of beer stacked still in their cases. No need for those pesky shelves.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 09:38:42

"Doin' Me Right," her Missy Elliott-produced tribute to a guy who makes seven figures, talks slicker and is an, a-hem, tongue-flicker.

"That kind of song is a bit different for me," Monica says playfully. "But if you haven't heard, I have a son. And he didn't get here like Jesus."

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 09:53:51

If you write an email in English to an Italian publisher, should you throw in an apology that you're writing in English?

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 09:56:28

Houshphandzadeh wrote:If you write an email in English to an Italian publisher, should you throw in an apology that you're writing in English?

I'm sorry in Italian is mi dispiace. I think.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 09:57:49

Too late. They probably won't respond and I'll have to write a paper letter in a few weeks.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:34:53

Houshphandzadeh wrote:If you write an email in English to an Italian publisher, should you throw in an apology that you're writing in English?

"Scusilo, sono americano stupido."

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:54:02

*photos in this ad may not be of actual singlesnet.com members

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 16:43:05

by **philliesphhan** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 17:45:37

I'm surprised they cast actresses as ugly as the dolls

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 18:07:01

Bratz are banned from my house. Because they look like Slutz.

by **Bakestar** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 18:23:00

TenuredVulture wrote:Bratz are banned from my house. Because they look like Slutz.

Yeah, it looks like it'd be real easy to convince one of them to give you oral zex.

by **phatj** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 20:16:25

Top right, or maybe bottom right

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 20:18:54

not bottom left i think we can all agree

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