THE DOMINO DINER BURNED DOWN LAST NIGHT!! !!! #$*$ !!!!!!!!

meatballs middle name is pocket 2s

i'm the only person in my family with a middle name

is it "hairy"?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:meatballs middle name is pocket 2s

lol

Houshphandzadeh wrote:is it "hairy"?

i have zero chest hairs. ftw. ?

I just noticed a PA city by the name of "DuBois" on the weather map. It must be fairly prominent, 'cause there's only like 6 cities notated. How comes I never heard of it before??

FTW
what i heard today was that when girls get jeans with indigo ink they dont wash them caus ethe ink disappears

i wish these broads weret all married

Bucky wrote:I just noticed a PA city by the name of "DuBois" on the weather map. It must be fairly prominent, 'cause there's only like 6 cities notated. How comes I never heard of it before??

Michael Jackson's favorite town.

They're burning a house down in Lower Frederick as we speak (?). Hard to believe there's a whole other world going on out there.

It is really really really hard to go to sleep when your roommate doesn't have to work tomorrow. I need help adjusting.

It is really really really hard to sleep when your internet friend's roomate doesn't have work tomorrow. I need help

were all in this together, i heard amnny was a phiiliie

i think i did the right thing by not telling my engaged friend that she shouldn't get married...but very strongly insinuating that she shouldn't get married.

it was a political move, i suppose. she really shouldn't get married, but this way, i'm not the guy who told her she shouldn't get married. which she definitely shouldn't.



i also wonder if she told her fiance that we used to hook up.

You know this isn't going to every PC but I don't give a fuck.

Maybe it was my natural born fascination with them. Perhaps it was it was The Wizard of Oz and Oompa fucking Loompas. Either way I have always envisioned a land of midgets to call there own. Except it would probably be the opposite of of Oz- a midget ranch if you will. On Friday and Saturday weekends nights, normal sized people from all over the world could visit this magical land to wager on all kind of midget games; you could have midget races- it would be just like horse racing but but with out the jockeys. Same rules apply- If one of them breaks down during race the dr runs comes out and shoots the little fucker so he's not in pain anymore. There would be a Kentucky Derby and triple crown and breeders cup and all. Then for the criminals and tough midges I could picture a Mad Max stile TerrorMidgy-Dome where everybody yells "two midgets enter, one midget leaves" which obviously meant that they fought to the death. Each of these gladiators has to wear their hair Tong Po style (wigs would e acceptable) just because I say so. Of course you would have the obligatory midget tossing for prizes. Let me tell you, those little bastards are heavier then then they look. They have such a low center of gravity. I don't remember how far I threw one at a bachelor party but I remember was embarrassed afterwards. For those who's tastes are are refined more than me, you could have plays and operas but they all have to be based on Steven Segal and Star Wars movies. And for sports nuts like us you can have midge baseball, basketball, football, wrestling, boxing, mma, etc. The possibilities are truly endless.

obama/phight on '08

True story: George Lucas considered casting dwarves for every major part in Star Wars. He also considered casting asians in every role as well.

i dont think you'd be able to tell if one blew out a knee. they just kind of limp/wobble anyway. and they'd keep going rather then being shot.

Good Morning Interweb friends!

I feel like Pyotr Petrovich right after he realized he overestimated his own value and lost everything.