Thoughts that may or may not be random

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 09:50:12

dammit!

by **The Dude** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 09:50:23

Houshphandzadeh wrote:How do these freaks - male freaks - fit into these jeans? Is there a special diet that gives you three inch diameter calves?

Probably all the tofurkey and American SPirits

by **Wizlah** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 09:56:14

The Dude wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:How do these freaks - male freaks - fit into these jeans? Is there a special diet that gives you three inch diameter calves?

Probably all the tofurkey and American SPirits

naw, and it's not your fancy american crack either. Good ol' fashioned heroin, coke every time and assorted spirits is what you need for a lithe figure.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 09:57:58

These jerkoffs don't have the balls to do heroin.

Why do I have to share a musical scene with these dweebs?

by **The Dude** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:13:55

I wish they would choke to death on the handlebars they saw off their cool bikes

by **td11** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:21:11

my favorite is when they wear the horribly low cut v-necks from American Apparel, thus exposing wayyyy too much of their hairy, bony, and generally not-appropriate-for-human-eyes chests.

by **Slowhand** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:25:43

td11 wrote:my favorite is when they wear the horribly low cut v-necks from American Apparel, thus exposing wayyyy too much of their hairy, bony, and generally not-appropriate-for-human-eyes chests.

And then there's the guys. bu dum ching!

I'll be here all week folks.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:31:44

td11 wrote:my favorite is when they wear the horribly low cut v-necks from American Apparel, thus exposing wayyyy too much of their hairy, bony, and generally not-appropriate-for-human-eyes chests.

Who are we talking about here?

by **The Dude** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:33:51

hipsters

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:34:38

The Dude wrote:hipsters

What happened to camp shirts?

by **td11** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:35:25

they've evolved.

by **Wizlah** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:38:06

sometimes, you've got a track on the speakers at work, then you realise the lyrics of said track are pure filth, and you really hope no one else is listening too closely.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:46:53

You guys really think spin the bottle is doable? I pulled it off once post-college but it was fueled by a lot of coke and a flute solo. I don't think even most drunk girls will agree to sit in a circle and make out with whoever they're told or as I'm typing this I realize I need to change some strategies.

by **The Dude** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:48:43

Truth or Dare actually worked for me post-college

by **meatball** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:51:36

Houshphandzadeh wrote:You guys really think spin the bottle is doable? I pulled it off once post-college but it was fueled by a lot of coke and a flute solo.

My favorite two sentences this week so far.

by **Woody** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:52:05

Truth or Dare doesn't go over so big in the lunch room. Unless you work at a freaky ad agency or something

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:52:37

True story!

(I jumped in the Schuykill later that night.)

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:52:51

Woody wrote:Truth or Dare doesn't go over so big in the lunch room. Unless you work at a freaky ad agency or something

in 1959

by **td11** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:53:27

honestly, most people in college are just looking to hump. anyone desperate enough could go to a party and talk his/her way into some action on most nights. the thing is most people aren't that desperate/ have standards.

by **The Dude** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:54:15

Woody wrote:Truth or Dare doesn't go over so big in the lunch room. Unless you work at a freaky ad agency or something

we got pill poppers and guys doing lines in their offices over here

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