Houshphandzadeh wrote:... my feet got so sunburned that my ankles have swollen over and I can't walk. I just peed from a chair that I've been rowing around my apartment whenever I need water or ice or whatever. And I put sunblock on my feet, dammit! I want my Mommy.

If only Grote's sunblock pill was available!

feet can get sunburnt?

pacino wrote:feet can get sunburnt?

there's a fat joke here, but i'm not going to make it

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Bucky wrote:HOW COME WHEN I WANT TO CLOSE JUST ONE FRIGGING EXCEL WINDOW XP INSISTS ON CLOSING THEM ALL THEM BASTADS

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yup. click the small black one, not the large white one.

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Scarlett wrote:

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Woody wrote:

Bucky wrote:HOW COME WHEN I WANT TO CLOSE JUST ONE FRIGGING EXCEL WINDOW XP INSISTS ON CLOSING THEM ALL THEM BASTADS

(you clicked the wrong "X")

yup. click the small black one, not the large white one.

File. Close.

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Housh, I'm wondering if you shouldn't see a doctor. Cause, maybe then, at least you can get some good pills. Just sayin.

And a doctor's note to excuse your absences.

pacino wrote:feet can get sunburnt?

believe it

TenuredVulture wrote:Housh, I'm wondering if you shouldn't see a doctor. Cause, maybe then, at least you can get some good pills. Just sayin.

Might have to if I can't get to work tomorrow. Not sure how I'm going to get there, though.

it's sad that they made a movie about vince papale's life, but no one will (probably) ever make one about Dawkins or Westbrook or McNabb.

Life is both good and bad. One the one hand, my two biggest competitors couldn't defeat me tonight in billiards, despite their valiant efforts, as they went a combined 0-7 against me. Take that, lazy-eyed British guy. This is good. I like short-term victories

On the other hand, there's this amazing girl, whom I think the absolute world of, who's expressed her love for me on more than one occasion yet she seems incapable of articulating just what I mean to her beyond that love. I know I'm important to her, yet she seems reluctant to expand on her already expressed feelings.

Girls are silly.

Hey, I had bad sunburn on my feet a few weeks ago, though not as bad as yours sounds. Mine peeled twice and are still redder than normal.

Have you tried vinegar? My grandmother put that on my sunburn as a kid and it seemed to work.

Drugs Delaney wrote:
On the other hand, there's this amazing girl, whom I think the absolute world of, who's expressed her love for me on more than one occasion yet she seems incapable of articulating just what I mean to her beyond that love. I know I'm important to her, yet she seems reluctant to expand on her already expressed feelings.

Girls are silly.

Wait, she says she loves you, she's amazing, and that's not good enough for you? Prepare for a long life of being single.

I read that a bunch of times and the only thing I can figure is that she won't have sex with him? And that's what he means by articulating her love?? The CIA in Aghanistan? Na Brown?

td11 wrote:it's sad that they made a movie about vince papale's life, but no one will (probably) ever make one about Dawkins or Westbrook or McNabb.

There is no heroic tale to tale (but most importantly, these three aren't the self-important and tireless self-promoters that Papale is in real life)

It would be cool if they used a framing device of 80-year-old Todd Pinkston and Greg Lewis sitting on a porch in the year 2050 talking about the glory years.

Some morning show on Fox is pimping liposuction and plastic surgery like it's completely normal for anyone over 35 to do this stuff.

Woody wrote:

td11 wrote:it's sad that they made a movie about vince papale's life, but no one will (probably) ever make one about Dawkins or Westbrook or McNabb.

There is no heroic tale to tale (but most importantly, these three aren't the self-important and tireless self-promoters that Papale is in real life)

They could fictionalize it too for the other guys

I had really bad sunburn about 8 years ago. It felt like a million little fire ants were running all over my chest. I tried everything short of going to the doctor, but the only thing that worked was burn relief spray, the kind that comes in the aerosol can. Stuff's magic.