lethal wrote:I had this weird dream last night where I ran up 4 flights of stairs and got into a fight in an airport parking deck and smashed someone's car window.

I feel like this happened in a movie, maybe Get Shorty.

Woody wrote:

Bucky wrote: The wife, who rarely does laundry

WELL THERS' YOUR FIRST PROBLEM BUCKO

don't i know it

Paper Magazine blows

Uncle Milty wrote:Each day I become more convinced that people with handicapped placards and plates became handicapped by their lack of driving ability.

Or, maybe they're handicapped because of their lack of driving ability.

There is a huge lady in our IT department that looks like the witch from Bugs Bunny

Handicap is so offensive. They are needed-skills-that-the-lack-of-would-really-suck-impaired or NSTTLOWRSI for short.

Wertmuller's Leda and the Swan is a bit more risque than your run-of-the-mill Leda and the Swan

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Wertmuller's Leda and the Swan is a bit more risque than your run-of-the-mill Leda and the Swan

It's Leda and the Swan. It's a bird being shagged by a bird. Way beyond risque.

Coincidentally I was thinking just recently I need to get me all the back issues of Epicurus the Sage. That was one funny comic about ancient greek philosophy. Which sounds like its up its own fundiment, but it was dead good.

I love that it's the first round of the British Open today and the first time I heard about it was when I just went on ESPN.com 2 minutes ago. Tiger who?

Wizlah wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Wertmuller's Leda and the Swan is a bit more risque than your run-of-the-mill Leda and the Swan

It's Leda and the Swan. It's a bird being shagged by a bird. Way beyond risque.

Coincidentally I was thinking just recently I need to get me all the back issues of Epicurus the Sage. That was one funny comic about ancient greek philosophy. Which sounds like its up its own fundiment, but it was dead good.

Yeah, but here's your most famous Leda (Da Vinci's):


Wertmuller's has explicit beak-on-nipple action and implied swan-pecker in ladyparts.

catcher on the softball team-type

did I imagine Disco stu and JFLNYC trading pleasantries last night or did someone erase the pages.........

Go read the latest at FJM

Pedro Rosa wrote:did I imagine Disco stu and JFLNYC trading pleasantries last night or did someone erase the pages.........

It was there. And its gone now.

By the way, what do people think...is the Murray Chass blog real or fake?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:[Yeah, but here's your most famous Leda (Da Vinci's):

I actually tend to think of the Rubens first, myself:



There are some very interesting visual interpretations of this legend out there.

Not that Blanton is any good, but you ever get the impression that some people here treat some of our prospects about as irrationally as little kids treat lobsters that they got attached to in the 5 minutes in between mom bringing the thing home and her tossing it in the pot to boil?

Yes.

I once bought 3 lobsters at the Chestnut Hill Super Fresh, then drove them to Wildwood and released them in the ocean.

A couple days later, someone tells me I should taken the rubber bands off their claws.

Using the term "LOOGY" should be a bannable offense. At the very least it should earn you a solid punch in the jewels.