When Random Thoughts hits 8, you're gonna see

by **MrsVox** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 09:10:53

Bakestar wrote:
MrsVox wrote:I love golden grahams cereal so much.

Because my wife makes me, I generally eat the "healthy" cereals like Raisin Bran and other things that make one poop, but occasionally I splurge and the G-Grahams are usually A #1.

I've been eating oatmeal with fruit in it for the last couple months. Now I sit here with my second and a half bowl, the box of cereal and a half gallon of milk. I'm wondering if I kept going, which would last longer, the milk or the cereal.

I'll stop after this bowl, but I know I will be hungry in two hours. That's the downside to cold cereal.

by 1 » Sat Jun 28, 2008 09:45:24

i'm sorry some of you had to see that this morning

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:50:08

I see you've had one too many of Mister Graham's crackers!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:50:33

Uncle Milty wrote:
WilliamC wrote:Carlin got more bitter than anything but I have seen his early shows and he was a funny guy.

He just let his bitterness take over in the end.

Carlin was a genius. No comedian was better in their prime.

complete ludicrous bullpoop

by **pacino** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:55:02

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
WilliamC wrote:Carlin got more bitter than anything but I have seen his early shows and he was a funny guy.

He just let his bitterness take over in the end.

Carlin was a genius. No comedian was better in their prime.

complete ludicrous bullpoop

not at all

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:57:11

No comedian was better in their prime? Give me a break. I've seen the old stuff.

"No one else in the world has ever thought, 'I'd like to fuck a midget with a purple stick in the morning,' bahaha no one's ever thought that!"

hahahahahawait

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:14:23

What's the deal with fake hair? Badu

by **Woody** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:24:33

That's the longest I've slept since immediate post-college i think

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:25:26

11 30? srsly?

by **Woody** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:26:02

Closer to 11. but yea

by **meatball** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:26:56

It was hard to get up today. It's all rainy and bed was soooo cuddly.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:27:04

Wow. Morning guy.

Separately has got to be the hardest word to spell.

You jerkoffs have ladies in your beds, stay in them!

by **Bucky** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:39:13

Woody wrote:That's the longest I've slept since immediate post-college i think

Better do that often right now, because in a couple months you won't be able to do that for a lot of years.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:48:39

WilliamC wrote:Carlin got more bitter than anything but I have seen his early shows and he was a funny guy.

Carlin's bitterness was the reason why he was not only funny but profound as well. It was one of the main reasons why I liked him -- he wasn't going to sugarcoat his thoughts.

Best stand-up comedian ever, and there will never, ever, ever be a better one.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:57:05

sorry, not true, or even close

Can you find a youtube clip or something that's even good?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:57:52

I don't mean to disrespect the dead or anything, but it's like Jeff Koons just died and everyone is calling him the best artist of the 20th Century.

by **Drugs Delaney** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:01:25

LongDrive wrote:
Drugs Delaney wrote:My book revisions are thankfully complete and now the publisher is talking about an early 2009 publication date. This pleases me on multiple levels, but none more than knowing I don't have to do anything else for it in the next month or so. Between working full-time, a summer class at Moravian, and massive amounts of tedious changes to the manuscript, I've become just about completely burnt out over the last month or so. I desperately need a break. I haven't seen more than an inning or two of Phillies baseball this month and my TV hasn't been turned on in about two weeks. I don't think that's healthy for me.

You might want to update your fantasy baseball roster

Why bother? I haven't done it in a couple months. I just haven't had the time for it like I thought I would. I just checked it for the for the first time in several weeks and I see I'm beating you well despite my total non-involvement and half my roster on the DL. How does that make you feel?

by **Woody** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:03:31

Bucky wrote:
Woody wrote:That's the longest I've slept since immediate post-college i think

Better do that often right now, because in a couple months you won't be able to do that for a lot of years.

Yeah, that was how I justified it

by **Slowhand** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:09:47

HBO had one of George Carlin's stand up acts on last night. I could only watch about 15 minutes. It was awful and not even a little bit funny. Just an angry old man complaining about how much he hates life. It's like he wasn't even trying to funny but just wanted an audience to bitch and moan to. His older stuff isn't much better in my view.

by **Bakestar** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:28:21

Strongly pro-Carlin. Probably not the best ever but certainly Top Five.

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