The Seventh Installment of Random Thoughts

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 00:23:53

lethal wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:I do it every once in a while. But I listen for about an hour or two a day already and I get the feeling my hearing is suffering a bit, so I try to limit it.

I listen to mine at full volume usually. Is that normal?

No. You're a freak.

My earphones must be broken. I hope.

by **td11** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 00:24:03

oh you so crever.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 00:26:28

wait, why is he chinese?

by **Phight On!** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 00:28:38

I am not Chinese but like kung pow chicken xtra spicey.

by **td11** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 00:29:51

Phight On! wrote:I often wish I could go back in time to when I was like 17 (which I suspect most people do) and today was one of those days as I confirmed something that I suspected have the for past few months. I have a harem of lesbians living too floors below my apartment.

I swear on anything that on the day original too moved in I told my wife wife that the one chick was either a butch lesbian or junkie (trust me they easy to spot once you know what to look for). It was the sensible shoes that that convinced me she that she was the former- the lack of track marks helped, too. Now I think there are 6 girls living there and today I was talking my dog down steps for a walk a walk and I saw that a girl was standing at the entrance from a side window so I usually hold dog back until they come in. I waited for a minute and she was still there so I get to the bottom step see two chicks making out. I didn't want them to look up and think I am perv so I opened the door and they moved apart so I could get by.

But anyway here's to why where I wish I was 17. Back then my only experience with lesbians was what I new from pr0n- that all lesbians were super hot and of lipstick variety. I guess if I 17 think knew that a harem of lesbians was too floors below I would have have pictured it as an all lesbian version of The Lost Boys but substitute vampires to having crazy sex all night long and tried to get in on action.

Don't get wrong. It was still pretty cool but knowing what know now I know it doesn't work like that.

by **Slowhand** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 00:34:19

Phight's having some trouble communicating in the BSG get together thread too.

by **Phight On!** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 00:36:25

haha. I guess I need to proof read better. They should have something like that spell checker in firefox.

Yeah maybe its time to stop posting for the nights.

by **td11** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 00:43:33

dude, i, for one, am a big fan of your night time posts.

by **FlightRisk** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 00:49:07

We learned that "The Orange Board" is graphically designed so that every post looks like it's scrawled on a subway bathroom stall.

Fine we get it... Everybody feels "right at home".

But "Glory" Polls? Come on now.

by **td11** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 02:02:48

i don't why i just remembered this, but whatever.

one time in AP Bio my junior year this girl was doing her AP Calc homework, and she asked a really stupid question, like, "how do you integrate x^2?"

to which this really nerdy asian kid immediately responded, "i was integrating your mom last night, but she was discontinuous at x=vagina"

i lol'd.

by **Grotewold** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 13:03:12

whatsamatta whatsamatta whatsamatt u

by **Didn't I?** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 13:12:53

td11 wrote:i don't why i just remembered this, but whatever.

one time in AP Bio my junior year this girl was doing her AP Calc homework, and she asked a really stupid question, like, "how do you integrate x^2?"

to which this really nerdy asian kid immediately responded, "i was integrating your mom last night, but she was discontinuous at x=vagina"

i lol'd.

Reminds me of The Simpsons...

Teacher: So y = r cubed over 3. And if you determine the rate of change in this curve correctly, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
[The class laughs except for Bart who appears confused.]
Teacher: Don't you get it, Bart? Derivative dy = 3 r squared dr over 3, or r squared dr, or r dr r.

by **philliesphhan** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 14:25:46

The man outside my window has a crazy laugh

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 14:39:53

it's fucking hot

by **Woody** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 14:41:31

95 DEGREES THIS WEEKEND :oops:

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 14:43:00

Hey, Steagles, I'm at work here. Can you kill the picture?

by **The Dude** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 14:44:09

and the A/C went out in my apartment. called the landlord, he'll probably call out a hit on me instead of fixing it (b/c i had to call about the power going out in his pos building this week already)

by **meatball** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 14:44:49

Woody wrote:95 DEGREES THIS WEEKEND

Yeah, and I was gonna be all Disco Stu-like and start my patio this weekend.

by **Grotewold** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 14:47:43

Left work at 2, got back to my apartment at 3, sat down in the sun with my laptop at the cafe downstairs, and noticed five feet to my left that my gym has an ice cold keg of (free) Victory beers. Yahtzee.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 15:57:49

Weather's pretty Muslim around here

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