Perhaps that sign should say "...food stamp purchase of..." as one might read that as "Slurpee on food stamps", which sounds like something completely different

I never was a Coldplay fan, but this iTunes ad makes me want to break Chris Martin's face.

Peeing on the side of a rest stop building because the mens room is being cleaned isn't as cool as it sounds.

Waking up early tomorrow, and by tomorrow I mean in 5 hours, is gonna suck.

I get into this problem late at night. I should go to sleep, but my only musical option is the iPod, whic I feel for the sake of my ears isn't a good idea. As long as I sit in front of the computer, I've got awesome music. I know this problem is easily solved, but still...

It took me all of three hours to post the same kind of crap I've always posted.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I get into this problem late at night. I should go to sleep, but my only musical option is the iPod, whic I feel for the sake of my ears isn't a good idea. As long as I sit in front of the computer, I've got awesome music. I know this problem is easily solved, but still...

It took me all of three hours to post the same kind of crap I've always posted.

I go to sleep listening to the ipod all the time.

The thing about being at home with the kids is that when you don't feel like having cereal or something for breakfast, there's no stopping at McD's for an Egg McMuffin on the drive into work.

WilliamC. FlightRisk. Kinky.

BAHAHA

To be fair, he did say the potato salad was great

MrsVox wrote:I go to sleep listening to the ipod all the time.

I do it every once in a while. But I listen for about an hour or two a day already and I get the feeling my hearing is suffering a bit, so I try to limit it.

I listen to mine at full volume usually. Is that normal?

Someone just got arrested right outside of my apartment

Four cop cars. Lots of flashing lights. Wonder what he did.

Edit: 8! cars.

Bill McNeal wrote:This is a sign in the 7-11 in my town.

no law prohibits that

true

oh my god, there are a lot of burger joints in new mexico

they've really never heard of salads out there

I often wish I could go back in time to when I was like 17 (which I suspect most people do) and today was one of those days as I confirmed something that I suspected have the for past few months. I have a harem of lesbians living too floors below my apartment.

I swear on anything that on the day original too moved in I told my wife wife that the one chick was either a butch lesbian or junkie (trust me they easy to spot once you know what to look for). It was the sensible shoes that that convinced me she that she was the former- the lack of track marks helped, too. Now I think there are 6 girls living there and today I was talking my dog down steps for a walk a walk and I saw that a girl was standing at the entrance from a side window so I usually hold dog back until they come in. I waited for a minute and she was still there so I get to the bottom step see two chicks making out. I didn't want them to look up and think I am perv so I opened the door and they moved apart so I could get by.

But anyway here's to why where I wish I was 17. Back then my only experience with lesbians was what I new from pr0n- that all lesbians were super hot and of lipstick variety. I guess if I 17 think knew that a harem of lesbians was too floors below I would have have pictured it as an all lesbian version of The Lost Boys but substitute vampires to having crazy sex all night long and tried to get in on action.

Don't get wrong. It was still pretty cool but knowing what know now I know it doesn't work like that.

i'd say roughly 95% of sunglasses are completely unwearable. i'd just as soon wear eye black around.

Phight On! wrote:I often wish I could go back in time to when I was like 17 (which I suspect most people do) and today was one of those days as I confirmed something that I suspected have the for past few months. I have a harem of lesbians living too floors below my apartment.

I swear on anything that on the day original too moved in I told my wife wife that the one chick was either a butch lesbian or junkie (trust me they easy to spot once you know what to look for). It was the sensible shoes that that convinced me she that she was the former- the lack of track marks helped, too. Now I think there are 6 girls living there and today I was talking my dog down steps for a walk a walk and I saw that a girl was standing at the entrance from a side window so I usually hold dog back until they come in. I waited for a minute and she was still there so I get to the bottom step see two chicks making out. I didn't want them to look up and think I am perv so I opened the door and they moved apart so I could get by.

But anyway here's to why where I wish I was 17. Back then my only experience with lesbians was what I new from pr0n- that all lesbians were super hot and of lipstick variety. I guess if I 17 think knew that a harem of lesbians was too floors below I would have have pictured it as an all lesbian version of The Lost Boys but substitute vampires to having crazy sex all night long and tried to get in on action.

Don't get wrong. It was still pretty cool but knowing what know now I know it doesn't work like that.

when did phight turn into a chinese immigrant? housh, you interested?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I do it every once in a while. But I listen for about an hour or two a day already and I get the feeling my hearing is suffering a bit, so I try to limit it.

I listen to mine at full volume usually. Is that normal?

No. You're a freak.

td11 wrote:when did phight turn into a chinese immigrant? housh, you interested?

We'll say we're selling wifebeaters to raise money for the letter L.

td11 wrote:

Phight On! wrote:I often wish I could go back in time to when I was like 17 (which I suspect most people do) and today was one of those days as I confirmed something that I suspected have the for past few months. I have a harem of lesbians living too floors below my apartment.

I swear on anything that on the day original too moved in I told my wife wife that the one chick was either a butch lesbian or junkie (trust me they easy to spot once you know what to look for). It was the sensible shoes that that convinced me she that she was the former- the lack of track marks helped, too. Now I think there are 6 girls living there and today I was talking my dog down steps for a walk a walk and I saw that a girl was standing at the entrance from a side window so I usually hold dog back until they come in. I waited for a minute and she was still there so I get to the bottom step see two chicks making out. I didn't want them to look up and think I am perv so I opened the door and they moved apart so I could get by.

But anyway here's to why where I wish I was 17. Back then my only experience with lesbians was what I new from pr0n- that all lesbians were super hot and of lipstick variety. I guess if I 17 think knew that a harem of lesbians was too floors below I would have have pictured it as an all lesbian version of The Lost Boys but substitute vampires to having crazy sex all night long and tried to get in on action.

Don't get wrong. It was still pretty cool but knowing what know now I know it doesn't work like that.

when did phight turn into a chinese immigrant? housh, you interested?

medication at 1100pm anything after is null&void.