TenuredVulture wrote:I have established a goal of writing 2 pages a day. So why am I posting here?

There is soooo much I could get done if I didn't have the bsg habit.

meatball wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:I have established a goal of writing 2 pages a day. So why am I posting here?

There is soooo much I could get done if I didn't have the bsg habit.

You say that, but BSG just might be keeping you out of rehab.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

meatball wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:I have established a goal of writing 2 pages a day. So why am I posting here?

There is soooo much I could get done if I didn't have the bsg habit.

You say that, but BSG just might be keeping you out of rehab.

Maybe. Actually all I get is encouragement to drink here. Not that I'm complaining. Enabling asshats, all of ya.

asshat is a good word, but not one that will ever sound right coming out of my mouth. I'll go so far as to say that I feel like a fraud even typing it.

Fuck tard on the other hand . . . Yeah, I could be using that one in the coming months.

Wizlah wrote:asshat is a good word, but not one that will ever sound right coming out of my mouth. I'll go so far as to say that I feel like a fraud even typing it.

$#@! tard on the other hand . . . Yeah, I could be using that one in the coming months.

Isn't asshat what the filter substitutes for asshole? And also ass hole?

But hole by itself comes out hole.

Phan Paul's avatar makes me want to fight strangers

Woody wrote:Phan Paul's avatar makes me want to fight strangers

your avatar makes me wanna drink tequila and pass out on the neighbors lawn in the middle of a Tuesday.

Bill McNeal wrote:

Woody wrote:Phan Paul's avatar makes me want to fight strangers

your avatar makes me wanna drink tequila and pass out on the neighbors lawn in the middle of a Tuesday.

TenuredVulture wrote:I have established a goal of writing 2 pages a day. So why am I posting here?

Writing two pages of stuff on BSG doesn't count towards your goal

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Hernia surgery July 1st! Just in time for the 4th of July festivities

Tuesday night I got home yasted, turned the oven on, got one of two $1 frozen pizzas out of the freezer, took one out and put it on some tinfoil, then made some drunk posts and fell asleep. So I realize the one I left on the tinfoil is cashed, but is the one still in the box that I found in my silverware drawer yesterday also ruined? Can a frozen pizza survive 16 or so hours out in the elements?

I would go for it

This sounds like a worthwhile experiment. Report back

I really wish I could see the playback and decipher a reason why I put it in the drawer.

Who knows what the hell happens. I've found my wallet and car keys in the fridge a few times after waking up in the morning.

I was real timid around this one girl at work for a few months, because the last time I saw her I was exorcising the demon of an ex and blacked out right in the middle of a late night drink with her, her boyf, and some other broad, waking up the next day clothed on the couch with all kinds of household items overturned. I was always into her and really afraid that I made some awful move, but I found out a week ago that I just wrestled her guy on Sansom Street for a bit but he took all in good humor.

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:I have established a goal of writing 2 pages a day. So why am I posting here?

Writing two pages of stuff on BSG doesn't count towards your goal

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I actually achieved my goal before lunch. I do hope this doesn't depress my post count.

My favorite is not remembering going to bed, but finding my cell phone plugged into the charger next to my bed.

Listening to a Vampire Weekend song called M79 and thinking I was listening to M83 just threw me for a real spin.

WilliamC wrote:Who knows what the hell happens. I've found my wallet and car keys in the fridge a few times after waking up in the morning.

That's great. I do the same kinds of shit all of the time. I've found dirty glasses in the fridge and 2 liter bottle of diet pepsis in the dishwasher before. My wife has to call my cell phone at least once a day so I can find it.

This one has to be the best though- I don't even remember it but my wife told me about it. I must have been thirsty and had to take a leak at the same time because she said I walked past the bedroom and went into the bathroom with a bottle of diet pepsi and a glass and proceeded to pour the soda down the toilet. At that point she intervened but I often wonder if I would have pissed in the glass.