Holy crap -- I didn't even see that earlier!

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Jamaica

Off the florida keys
Theres a place called kokomo
Thats where you wanna go to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

To martinique, that monserrat mystique

Well put out to sea
And well perfect our chemistry
By and by well defy a little bit of gravity

Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Port au prince I wanna catch a glimpse

Everybody knows
A little place like kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo

Phight On! wrote:Obviously I'm far from a doctor but my wife has had GI problems over the past several years and has been hospitalized 5 or 6 times so I've heard causes/symptoms of all kinds of things. The first thing I thought of was food poisoning but if that were the case other people on the ship would be experiencing the same thing. There are so many different things that it can be with the symptoms you listed- is the severe pain in his abdomen area? If so appendicitis sounds like a possibility.

Regardless I hope it's nothing major and he can be back on the ship checking out the topless chicks sunbathing on the top deck of the ship asap.

Dude I totally nailed that one. In other words his appendix burst (or is about to).

I'm telling ya man my wife has been through the ringer with her stomach so I know all about this shit. She would have these attacks where she would have all kinds of stomach issues including vomiting 30-40 times in a day (I'm not exaggerating) most of which was bile. First they thought food poisoning. Then it was appendicitis. Then they took her gall bladder out. Then they thought she had krone's disease...etc... After going to 4 hospitals and numerous GI doctors, the U of Penn diagnosed her with severe gastroparesis (stomach paralysis- her stomach would just close and not empty into her small intestine). She recently had 4 shots of botox into her stomach muscle and she's been fine ever since so we're keeping our fingers crossed.

lethal wrote:Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

I LOL'd.

This thread is awesome. Medical emergencies, genuine concern, and helpful advice on international calling with a conversation about Montreal's strip clubs sprinkled throughout (p.s. listen to momadance's advice on that)

I am fucking clueless at life.

That is all.

EndlessSummer wrote:This thread is awesome. Medical emergencies, genuine concern, and helpful advice on international calling with a conversation about Montreal's strip clubs sprinkled throughout (p.s. listen to momadance's advice on that)

BSG: It's no Tard Board

i r a tard.

i deserve to be castrated. its not like i am going to fucking need it anyway.

fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck

Tell a story.

its no floppy story.

like a girl, takes till forever before girl actually starts talking to me without my other friends around on regular basis, start hanging out (with mutual friends, not alone) and texting and what not and now i really dont know where to go from here.

so yea i suck at life as originally stated.

mpmcgraw wrote:its no floppy story.

like a girl, takes till april before girl actually starts talking to me without my other friends around on regular basis, start hanging out and texting and what not and now i really dont know where to go from here.

so yea i suck at life as originally stated.

whatta ya mean? did you ask her out? do kids even do that anymore or does it just proceed from texting to sex

I'm listening to a classic Malcolm X speech on KPFA 94.1 ...

mpmcgraw wrote:its no floppy story.

like a girl, takes till forever before girl actually starts talking to me without my other friends around on regular basis, start hanging out (with mutual friends, not alone) and texting and what not and now i really dont know where to go from here.

so yea i suck at life as originally stated.

I was expecting something bad. Sounds like you're right there. The easy answer is drinks, conversation, and unless things go absolutely awfully, the lean.

well thats what i am saying i am not going to ask her out right now when i think my chances with her right now are about as good as feliz walking in any random at bat.

i am trying to increase my chance and THEN make a whale dick of my self. let's just say that the only thing that is keeping me in the ballpark with her is that we have absolutely the same sense humor. she's freakin gorgeous and i well, am not heh. as hard as that may be to believe.

Well, good luck and don't wait too long.

yup.

this is going to be worse than that time ringo tried to write a song.

mpmcgraw wrote:yup.

this is going to be worse than that time ringo tried to write a song.

ask if she wants to play in your octopus garden

wwoooooooooooooooooooooooodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to the rescuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee

mpmcgraw wrote:well thats what i am saying i am not going to ask her out right now when i think my chances with her right now are about as good as feliz walking in any random at bat.

i am trying to increase my chance and THEN make a whale dick of my self. let's just say that the only thing that is keeping me in the ballpark with her is that we have absolutely the same sense humor. she's freakin gorgeous and i well, am not heh. as hard as that may be to believe.

You're over thinking this. The absolute worst thing that she can do is turn you down and then you tell her you want to remain friends and move on. I assume you have a Plan B. You always have to have a Plan B.

Chicks dig guys with a sense of humor and some are even able to be attracted to what's on your inside instead of your outside. It also helps to pack 8"+ and/or sell coke.

Give it another couple of days of funny texts and then strike. He who hesitates masturbates.

I don't know where else to put this so I'll put it here. How is this for a coincidence- I was about to order tickets for my wife and I to see Coldplay (Yeah I know) from stubhub but after I saw the commission and shipping costs it would have been over $400. I checked Craigslist and found a pair of the same floor seats but a few rows back for $300 (Yeah I know). So anyway I tell the guy I'm ten minutes from the city and would meet him anywhere with cash. He tells me he's from Bucks County and asked if we could meet on Wednesday at the Turf Club or something because he was going to the Phillies game. Wednesday happens to be the BSG game so we're just going to meet in the park somewhere. It worked out p erfectly.