Random Thoughts: Eye Vee

by **uncle milt** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 20:12:32

i want to eat some mozzarella sticks with uncle milty.

by **Pedro Rosa** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 21:22:22

uncle milt wrote:i want to eat some mozzarella sticks with uncle milty.

I'd like to trade lives for the night w/ whoever has a woman in their bed tonight....

by **Bucky** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 21:54:28

Pedro Rosa wrote:
uncle milt wrote:i want to eat some mozzarella sticks with uncle milty.

I'd like to trade lives for the night w/ whoever has a woman in their bed tonight....

Wouldja trade places with her GF? :lol:

by **phuturephillies** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 21:58:13

she wasn't at the gym tonight. But i did get in a great upper body workout

by **The Red Tornado** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 22:00:37

phuturephillies wrote:she wasn't at the gym tonight. But i did get in a great lower body workout later at home

fyp

by **LongDrive** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 22:28:44

phuturephillies wrote:she wasn't at the gym tonight. But i did get in a great upper body workout

She'll be proud to know that you were there

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 22:43:01

I'm not going back and reading all these posts about Floppy's love life. From what I can figure, you've got to engage her in conversation. Keep it casual and light. When you get the vibe that she's receptive, ask her out.

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 22:46:40

I was just registering for a website and I had to put in security questions. one of the options was "What is your favorite acronym" who has a favorite acronym? T&A?

by **phatj** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 22:59:34

Bill McNeal wrote:I was just registering for a website and I had to put in security questions. one of the options was "What is your favorite acronym" who has a favorite acronym? T&A?

omgwtfbbq

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 23:04:29

phatj wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:I was just registering for a website and I had to put in security questions. one of the options was "What is your favorite acronym" who has a favorite acronym? T&A?

omgwtfbbq

yes

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 23:10:08

Later suckers

by **Rev_Beezer** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 01:09:54

My wife and I are in Bensalem until Monday, where we are staying in a deeply discounted Marriott Coutyard room. Walking around the area today has been interesting. A Phillies hat on my head is a common thing for me, but in Central PA where I live (Sunbury), there's not a lot of baseball interest, and many of those who do like baseball are Yankees fans. As such, when I'm in a mall/supermarket/etc., and see another person with Phillies garb on, we tend to have a "moment", a look in the eye, sometimes a nod, sometimes a little small talk, just a "yeah, we both suffer through the stress together" type of thing.

I was walking through the Franklin Mills mall yesterday, saw this dude wearing a Phils hat, and out of instinct I nodded. He looked at me like, "man, what the *&*&^&!! are you looking at!" Our common fanship means nothing here.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 01:17:33

Made it from NW DC to Medford, NJ tonight in 2:40 including a stop for gas, leaving DC at 6:40. I can't believe how little traffic I hit. It was incredible.

by **uncle milt** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:48:25

i have to get my second haircut in two days. damn rednecks can't do anything right. i look like a tractor mechanic.

by **Pedro Rosa** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:18:26

Bucky wrote:
Pedro Rosa wrote:
uncle milt wrote:i want to eat some mozzarella sticks with uncle milty.

I'd like to trade lives for the night w/ whoever has a woman in their bed tonight....

Wouldja trade places with her GF?

Oh its too late now the night has passed

by **FlightRisk** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:21:38

...with such a clear message, Ruth's confidence in the pigtails began to waver.

by **Phight On!** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 13:08:25

Or as I like to call them "skull handles".

by **uncle milt** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 13:17:17

my scruffy beard looks crazy hip with tennis ball hair. i'm such an NPR-looking, cracker donkey. i may as well just go to the local coffee shop, get something organic, and listen to elliott smith while tooling around on the mac.

by **Phight On!** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 13:59:52

Seriously Flops, you are skating on thin ice here. I don't know how long this has been going on (the back and forth eye contact thing), but if you don't say something soon she will think you are "the creepy gym guy who stares at her". I don't want to say all, but a lot of women like guys who show confidence in themselves. You already have something in common so you have something to talk about- Just say hello and ask her how long she has been going there. Make a remark about one of the new machines that they have. Tell her how much better this gym is than the last one you went to. It really doesn't matter what you say as long as you make good eye contact and casually let her know that you are interested.

This is nowhere near as complicated as you are making it seem. The worst, and I mean absolute worst thing that can happen is she says she has a boyfriend (which she will probably do even if she just doesn't dig you). Oh well, you tried. Life is too short to wonder, "What if?"

by **phuturephillies** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 18:13:36

I cut off my hair :cry:

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