Random Thoughts: Eye Vee

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 15:59:28

Well, I'm not sure what Woody means exactly. In general, what you call making out grownups call foreplay. Woody may skip that steop

by **phatj** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 15:59:37

fOREPLAY IS FOR AMATEURS

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:00:44

It's pretty much a fondle, pet, poke scenario.

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:01:09

I may actually use that as my signature because it's just so ridiculous

by **td11** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:09:01

TenuredVulture wrote:Td11, what exactly do you want to know? If you mean do old people just make out, and stop without going "all the way"?

yes, basically.

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:09:49

Not since, like, I was your age?

by **td11** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:09:52

wait, do married guys masturbate?

i'm on fire today.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:10:58

td11 wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Td11, what exactly do you want to know? If you mean do old people just make out, and stop without going "all the way"?

yes, basically.

Then the answer is rarely. Though there are occasional Interruptions.

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:13:57

td11 wrote:wait, do married guys masturbate?

i'm on fire today.

Only when not posting on BSG

by **td11** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:15:03

i shudder to think of the state your mom's basement must be in...

by **philliesr98** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:19:12

its funny because i heard on the radio that polls show woman and men masterbate more when they are married, really what your doing when you get married is connecting your hand to your junk 4 life

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:19:23

td11 wrote:wait, do married guys masturbate?

i'm on fire today.

I had dinner with a prospective client last week who is the CEO of very large company in the area and he told me if he had as easy a life as his wife has, house wife with kids in middle school, and a house keeper, he would whack-off 5 times before lunch everyday. so yeah...

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:21:49

td11 wrote:wait, do married guys masturbate?

i'm on fire today.

Yep.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:23:59

I have an AC/DC mousepad.

by **td11** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:27:37

TenuredVulture wrote:
td11 wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Td11, what exactly do you want to know? If you mean do old people just make out, and stop without going "all the way"?

yes, basically.

Then the answer is rarely. Though there are occasional Interruptions.

good job, housh

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:28:57

It was a metaphor :!:

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:30:18

philliesr98 wrote:really what your doing when you get married is connecting your hand to your junk 4 life

you say that like it's a bad thing

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:31:19

Do the marrieds mess with porn a lot cause I always feel like my relationships are ending about six months in when I start taking care of myself again w/ visual aids even though she lives around the block

by **The Dude** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:34:15

porn every day

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 16:35:33

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