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by **Didn't I?** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:46:45

When guacamole gets in your hair, it's time to eat the burrito with a knife and fork.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 13:06:57

I need a shower, but I'm also getting a haircut today and I want them to wash my hair in the sink (the most comforting, semi-arousing non-sexual physical contact in the world).

I am in a pickle.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 13:12:19

The inlaws are coming on Sunday. My wife wants me to clean the house. I have work to do. I planned to go to a monster truck rally with friends I haven't seen in a long time as a tongue-in-cheek "Man Day". She got mad at me.

by **Wizlah** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 13:17:17

Barry Jive wrote:I need a shower, but I'm also getting a haircut today and I want them to wash my hair in the sink (the most comforting, semi-arousing non-sexual physical contact in the world).

just, uh, don't wash your hair. This is what I used to do all the time I was getting the hair cut. But then I've this weird conviction that unless they wash and cut, you don't get as good a cut.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 13:22:49

Maybe I'll dump a bucket of sand on my hair before I go in, so I get extra on the boobs.

by **Wizlah** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 13:24:12

Uncle Milty wrote:
Wizlah wrote:But then I've this weird conviction that unless they wash and cut, you don't get as good a cut.

This is true. Plus without the wash you get less boobs in the face.

yet another reason why men should never cut mens hair.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 13:39:01

i believe it's "hair stylist."

by **Bucky** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 14:54:05

CRIMPER

by **Bob Loblaw** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 15:29:52

Uncle Milty wrote:When you find the right one you'll know. Haircutter (what's the correct word today, anyway? No real man can go to their hairdresser or beautician, right?), that is. With regular visits and a modest tip it's like a cheap, scheduled lap dance.

Course I haven't paid for a hair cut in years. Things mighta changed.

Barber.

I love hot shaving cream on my neck with a sharp blade to slice off the remaining neck hair.

If you could get a woman to do it - - heaven.

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 15:37:15

The quasi-erotic hair washing ritual is the only reason to use a place like Supercuts or the Hair Sluttery. Otherwise get an italian guy to cut your hair.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 15:41:02

My wife and I use the same very attractive stylist. That's almost a 3-way!

(and if she ever sees this, it's probably back to getting my hair cut by Joe.)

by **The Red Tornado** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 15:42:06

clippers

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 15:42:54

A lot of ADD going on here.

by **The Red Tornado** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 15:45:31

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 15:56:45

Woody wrote:The quasi-erotic hair washing ritual is the only reason to use a place like Supercuts or the Hair Sluttery. Otherwise get an italian guy to cut your hair.

That's awful advice unless you're getting a crew cut.

by **Bob Loblaw** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 15:59:15

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Woody wrote:The quasi-erotic hair washing ritual is the only reason to use a place like Supercuts or the Hair Sluttery. Otherwise get an italian guy to cut your hair.

That's awful advice unless you're getting a crew cut.

When I was living in Glen Mills, there was an italian barber, barely spoke English, who had a little shop he shared with, I believe, his wife, who was a beautician, right on the road that the Granite Run Mall is on (I forgot... it's an exit from the Blue Route)... used to go to him quite a bit. Damn fine haircuts.

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 16:02:05

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Woody wrote:The quasi-erotic hair washing ritual is the only reason to use a place like Supercuts or the Hair Sluttery. Otherwise get an italian guy to cut your hair.

That's awful advice unless you're getting a crew cut.

bahaahh hipsters

by **Pedro Rosa** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 16:58:30

the lexapro feels like its eating through the lining of my stomach...and i do not, i repeat, I do not feel any happier.

by **The Red Tornado** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 17:58:19

Pedro Rosa wrote:the lexapro feels like its eating through the lining of my stomach...and i do not, i repeat, I do not feel any happier.

how long you been on it?

by **Pedro Rosa** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 18:05:48

The Red Tornado wrote:
Pedro Rosa wrote:the lexapro feels like its eating through the lining of my stomach...and i do not, i repeat, I do not feel any happier.

how long you been on it?

2-3 months...im having trouble taking it consistently though...

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