Pedro Rosa wrote:

Drugs Delaney wrote:

mickbayne wrote:

Drugs Delaney wrote:I just texted a girl I like and told her not to come by tonight because I have to go into work 90 minutes early tomorrow. I wasn't lying, but I hope I don't regret it. Why again did I sign up for overtime?

$?

Of course. I'm basically allowed to work as much overtime as I want, but I have to sign up for it. I decided yesterday I could use a good paycheck or two so I signed up for a bunch of OT this week, but now I'm not sure I should have. Girls are better than money, but once I'm committed to working the OT, I can't back out. I could just suck it up and be exhausted all day at work tomorrow, but that's never much of a good idea.

OMG....so .....your choices are........... regret and exhaustion? what's the problem...looks like a no brainer.....you better get on that and erase any doubts she might have about your excuse.

It's cool. She knows what's up.

phuturephillies wrote:I've got a mad crush on this chick at the gym.

it's always a tough decision for me to go at like one, when there is nobody around and i can do my workout quickly or wait until 5-6ish and have to wait around for equipment but look at all the hotties

As most of you know, I've lived in a small Arkansas town for the last 7 years. From time to time people tell me that my wife is a real asset to the community.

More on this later.

looking a Flavor Flav makes me sick...always has

ReadingPhilly wrote:

phuturephillies wrote:I've got a mad crush on this chick at the gym.

it's always a tough decision for me to go at like one, when there is nobody around and i can do my workout quickly or wait until 5-6ish and have to wait around for equipment but look at all the hotties

I hear ya. My only option is after work. I normally am in a trance and don't even really think twice, but I see this chick almost every day. But there's no way I'd ever approach her, I'm not "that guy" at the gym. I generally can't think straight anyway halfway through my 50 minutes on the bike. I wouldn't even remember my own name.

TenuredVulture wrote:As most of you know, I've lived in a small Arkansas town for the last 7 years. From time to time people tell me that my wife is a real asset to the community.

More on this later.

Is she the only one who can figure out the money at the general store when the cashregistering machine breaks?

Let's be honest. When i say I'm going upstairs to fold laundry, I really mean I'm headed for a twenty minute drool nap.

I cant believe I didnt win powerball tonight

F-R-E-E that spells FREE
Credit report DOT Com Baby!

LongDrive wrote:F-R-E-E that spells FREE
Credit report DOT Com Baby!

i fire a finger pistol at the tv every time thats on....

the radio was is even worse

smitty wrote:

td11 wrote:pretty sure that was the worst test of my life. i might get a 15 on it. if i'm lucky. jesus.

I once got a 7 on a mid-term. It was out of 200 points too. I survived.

well that's good. i think everyone did pretty terribly-- i looked up about 10 minutes into it, and the people around me were just kind of flipping through the test and didn't have a word written.

yay for curves.

my physics professor makes at least 4 mistakes per lecture. it's annoying.

philliesr98 wrote:

LongDrive wrote:F-R-E-E that spells FREE
Credit report DOT Com Baby!

i fire a finger pistol at the tv every time thats on....

the radio was is even worse

what ticks me off is that they make it look like that if you have bad credit joining their service will help you- it wont unless you start paying your bills on time, you deadbeat.

thats the problem, its tooooo catchy

Nervous to the extent that I can't focus.

is milty's laptop booze proof? does he post from one end of his bar?

Uncle Milty wrote:I post from a dark alcove. Much easier to hide the bodies and my skeletons.

I thought that's what cellars were for. That way you've got someone to talk to anytime you're changing a keg.

so one august, an author walks up. Small excitable guy. Asian. 'Do you know what the score is?'. Me, my mind was on the phils or footie, doubtless. I realised he was asking about cricket, and the England vs India series. England weren't doing well. 'Damn. My boys won't be happy.'

Too complicated. I mean, the irishman in me thought his lads would want england to do badly. Or maybe it was because he was from Pakistan, so anyone beating england was good. Feck only knows. It was one of those genuine 'the world is bigger than your horizons' moments though.

Hope my kid gets that.

it's been way too long since i've gotten drunk and done some stupid shit.

the last time i got goofy drunk was my friend's birthday, February 6. the last time i got stupid drunk was January 19, or perhaps before that.

lucky? :?: