the random thoughts thread

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 23:42:10

Bucky wrote:Resorts for kids are really, really, really, really, really, boring after, say, 9PM.

What kind of people go to such a place? It looks like an overnight Chuck E Cheese. Ugh. Do yourself and your kids a favor--take them to the track. Kids love horses.

http://www.monmouthpark.com/index.asp?low_res=y

by **Bucky** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 22:35:00

There's a stretch of land along 22 somewhere between Stroudsburg and PA turnpike 56 that has so many white ducks along it that it looks almost snow covered. Weird.

by **VoxOrion** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 22:37:25

Why is John Travolta's name above his picture, and William Macy's name above his picture... yet Tim Allen's name is above Martin Lawrence's mug and Martin Lawrence's name is above Tim Allen's picture?

Oh, and why was this movie even made?

by **td11** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 01:02:16

That looks like it's going to be a terrible movie.

My brother went to see Zodiac tonight. bastard.

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 23:29:45

Is there ever a good time to use the phrase, "not to mention?" It seems impossible to use it without going on to mention something.

by **swishnicholson** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 08:27:24

Uncle Milty wrote:Dr. Hook

The first "rock" concert I ever went to featured the legendary Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show and the equally legendary Redbone in the parking lot of the Echelon Mall.

by **VoxOrion** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 08:59:19

Isn't (wasn't) he a mainstay at Jambalaya Jam?

by **Woody** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 09:06:09

My basement is really cold at 5:30 in the morning

by **VoxOrion** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 09:59:28

I can't believe they're making me work my last two weeks. I mean, what's the point? I'm a manager, I contribute nothing when I have no goals set before me.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:28:08

I was carrying some boxes around yesterday, and now my shoulder and back are sore.

by **VoxOrion** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:32:57

Uncle Milty wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:I can't believe they're making me work my last two weeks. I mean, what's the point? I'm a manager, I contribute nothing.

fyp

Yeah, till you want something or screw up.

But overall, you're right.

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:13:44

Simpsons Trivia!!!!

In "A Fish Called Selma" as a DMV employee, Selma thinks she is getting Repetative Stress Disorder from doing what?

a) Moving too slowly
b) Taking smoke breaks
c) Pointing people to yet another window line
d) Scratching her butt all day

by **EndlessSummer** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:27:07

The only coffee we have in the office on a Monday morning is French friggin' Vanilla? It tastes like potpourri steeped in brown water.

by **Bucky** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 13:21:13

VoxOrion wrote:I can't believe they're making me work my last two weeks. I mean, what's the point? I'm a manager, I contribute nothing when I have no goals set before me.

Hey! Where 'ya goin'?

by 1 » Mon Mar 05, 2007 23:28:45

BOOBS

by **mickbayne** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 23:45:36

Bill McNeal wrote:Simpsons Trivia!!!!

In "A Fish Called Selma" as a DMV employee, Selma thinks she is getting Repetative Stress Disorder from doing what?

a) Moving too slowly
b) Taking smoke breaks
c) Pointing people to yet another window line
d) Scratching her butt all day

D.

by **VoxOrion** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 01:28:51

Uncle Milty wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:I can't believe they're making me work my last two weeks. I mean, what's the point? I'm a manager, I contribute nothing.

fyp

Yeah, till you want something or screw up.

So you're saying I'm not only needy but also incompetent???

No - Uncle Milty is the otter of his own destiny.

I was speaking to the generic "you".

by **VoxOrion** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 02:06:07

It’s a safe bet that people who use the words “empowered,” “community” and “meaningful” in close proximity do not produce anything you can hold in your hands.

by **VoxOrion** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 03:00:06

Bucky wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:I can't believe they're making me work my last two weeks. I mean, what's the point? I'm a manager, I contribute nothing when I have no goals set before me.

Hey! Where 'ya goin'?

Here:

by **Slowhand** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 04:12:26

I just ate entirely too many crackers...but I'm not thirsty. :?

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