EndlessSummer wrote:Skinny jeans do not flatter anyone.

FYP

As a corollary to the Cingular commerials:

What is the proper amount of time to wait for a response on a con-call (for the respondee to find and activate their 'unmute' button) before calling the person's name again?

I can't figure out why my portable external hard drive has a USB for Power only in addition to a USB for power and data transfer. It does not have a battery to charge and is only functional if it is exchanging data.

So I finally caved in to the advertising and bought me some 5hr Energy crap made by Chaser.

It works I tell ya it works I haven't been able to stop typing in nearly an hour seriously I'm doing more work today than i have in a long long time. It's like ecstacy without wanting to do people. No teeth grinding either. Says there's no crash at the end but we'll see. Mind's clear right now...maybe I'll try reading that religion thread again so I can understand what td11 finds so interesting.

my ab muscles ache from the sex I had last night

you misspelled ass

popcorn w/ hershey's chocolate is GOOD

Woody wrote:you misspelled ass

ewwwwwwww

Woody wrote:you misspelled ass

the gloves are off my little tree fiber friend, you can expect a full-on assault lodged by morning

When I pee, I like to flush first, and see if I can get all the pee out before the urinal stops running.

Bakestar wrote:When I pee, I like to flush first, and see if I can get all the pee out before the urinal stops running.

OMG!! I do the same thing at home, I call it "beat the whirlpool".

The Red Tornado wrote:

Bakestar wrote:When I pee, I like to flush first, and see if I can get all the pee out before the urinal stops running.

OMG!! I do the same thing at home, I call it "beat the whirlpool".

My height (and the level of my home toilet handle) makes this difficult to do without peeing all over my feet, so I usually save this game for the urinal at work and/or other public places.

Bakestar wrote:

The Red Tornado wrote:

Bakestar wrote:When I pee, I like to flush first, and see if I can get all the pee out before the urinal stops running.

OMG!! I do the same thing at home, I call it "beat the whirlpool".

My height (and the level of my home toilet handle) makes this difficult to do without peeing all over my feet, so I usually save this game for the urinal at work and/or other public places.

You represent the lollipop guild?

jemagee wrote:

Bakestar wrote:

The Red Tornado wrote:

Bakestar wrote:When I pee, I like to flush first, and see if I can get all the pee out before the urinal stops running.

OMG!! I do the same thing at home, I call it "beat the whirlpool".

My height (and the level of my home toilet handle) makes this difficult to do without peeing all over my feet, so I usually save this game for the urinal at work and/or other public places.

You represent the lollipop guild?

Hardly. Bending down, not reaching up.

Bakestar wrote:When I pee, I like to flush first, and see if I can get all the pee out before the urinal stops running.

Thank you. Best laugh I've had in days.

Bucky wrote:Does anybody in the world read the "Prince Valiant" comic strip? Anybody?

No, does anybody read Gil Thorpe, middle of the sports section in the Daily News, its easily the most trivial comic strip of ever come across and its in the middle of the sports section. It reminds me of an After School Special in the form of a comic strip. It only has three frames and most of the time its completely incoherent.

how is keeley hazell's sex tape this terrible?

z ipper wrote:how is keeley hazell's sex tape this terrible?

there is one? TELL ME NOW, GYPSY.

.........Seems at this time of night my local cable premium channels prefer to show *soft porn* on almost every one. That and the Kevin Costner JFK movie...........

Phan_in_Bama wrote:.........Seems at this time of night my local cable premium channels prefer to show *soft porn* on almost every one. That and the Kevin Costner JFK movie...........

Busty Cops 2: More Cops. Bigger Busts! is up next on HBO Zone.