the random thoughts thread

by **philliesphhan** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 16:50:14

I wrapped presents well one year, then immediately forgot how I did it.

by **kimbatiste** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 17:07:37

VoxOrion wrote:Am I the only one that keeps mistaking phan vulture's posts for Red Tornado since he got that new dumb avatar?

No, you're not. As Lord of BSG, I recommend taking action immediately.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 17:48:15

2008 is the year of the potato!

by **ashton** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 04:01:55

Instead of criticizing Jennifer Love Hewitt for having an unattractive lower body, we should be praising her for successfully hiding that fact from us for a decade.

by **Phight On!** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 09:48:06

ashton wrote:Instead of criticizing Jennifer Love Hewitt for having an unattractive lower body, we should be praising her for successfully hiding that fact from us for a decade.

Cellulite be damned-

by **CFP** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 16:18:09

In life, you win some and you lose some. I just do a majority of the losing.

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 22:54:34

wow, that's one smelly fart

by **td11** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 01:52:21

i've got the beginning theme music to "the west wing" stuck in my head.

by **Woody** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:36:58

150,000 will die today. bahaha

by **FlightRisk** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 17:11:20

It's Mickey mouse with a serious neurotransmitter depletion...

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 17:13:30

I go work out for about an hour, and I come home and eat a bunch of Jujyfruits.

And a glass of water.

by **CFP** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 18:03:23

Hardball Times Annual is the greatest frieken book ever. I was disappointed with the Bill James Handbook last year, but this thing is really good.

by **The Dude** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 18:07:00

I spent 20 minutes in the shower practicing spitting water like Triple H

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 16:04:08

I went to the sporting goods store to buy some shorts for working out. They had not a single pair that didn't go lower than my knee. If I wanted to wear capris, I'd have been a homosexual.

by **Woody** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 16:14:20

Yes, baggy, slightly longish/"in-style" shorts are way more queer than nuthuggers

by **Phight On!** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 17:28:36

I had to take my dog to the vet last night and it turns out she has a torn acl. Supposedly it's a pretty common thing for dogs in general but there isn't much they can do for bulldogs.

Poor Roxy-contin80 ... :cry:

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 20:27:32

Polls show that illegal immigration is a top issue amongst Iowa voters. Why? Does Iowa have a problem with crossings across the Nebraska border?

by **VoxOrion** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 15:36:47

SHUT UP ABOUT FREAKING RINGTONES

I know they're for retards, but do you have to go on and ON and ON ABOUT IT?

by **smitty** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 17:33:36

Phan In Phlorida wrote:Polls show that illegal immigration is a top issue amongst Iowa voters. Why? Does Iowa have a problem with crossings across the Nebraska border?

There are a bunch of Migrant farm workers who do business in Iowa during parts of the year. I guess during Harvest season or something (I do all my farming, hunting and fishing at Safeway so I'm not sure how that stuff works).

I learned this because an old friend of mine, Selso, is a Mexican guy and a former migrant farm worker and his home of record was Iowa. I asked him how that happened and he told me he had to pick one of the states he worked in and there were a bunch of them. So he picked Iowa. He was born in Mexico and he never told me he was illegal or anything. But perhaps a few of those guy are.

So Iowans probably don't want illiegals picking their corn I guess. But I hear tell Iowans don't much care for Nebraskans either so that might be it too.

by **meatball** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 19:20:41

I can't figure out why my hand smells like fish

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