the random thoughts thread

by **Monkeyboy** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 02:45:01

Uncle Milty wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:I hope he doesn't pop a cap in my a$$.
If he does just call me or have your next of kin do so. I got your back.

Excellent, I'll have my people call your people.

by **Monkeyboy** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 02:48:16

Bucky wrote:did he leave a good tip?

Yes, they left their server $7 on $30 check.

...One note I forgot was the guy had on a t-shirt with some criminal graphic on the back with the word criminal below it. I guess he thought he should advertise.

by **Goomeister** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 03:36:26

Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani was released from a St. Louis hospital Thursday after spending the night to undergo tests for flu-like symptoms.

Giuliani returned home today but there are reports his campaign is still bed-ridden.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 13:22:09

From one of those ecard websites...

The Christians in China celebrate Christmas by decorating their houses with candle-lit Christmas trees and paper lanterns. Wish all your closed ones a Merry Christmas by sending them all Chinese Christmas ecards.

"closed ones"?

by **Woody** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 14:56:04

Old and busted: 2 Girls, 1 Cup
New hotness: 1 Girl, 1 Pitcher (Coming soon!!!!)

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 15:44:18

Is St. John's Wort effective at all?

by **Slowhand** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 13:58:10

YouTube does not accurately keep track of the number of videos I've watched.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 17:55:06

People are coming over tomorrow. I think I'm going to hide my good scotch and my good bourbon. Let 'em drink the Skyy Vodka and the Jim Beam.

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 18:01:56

wife had to leave suddenly and she took the car with the baby seat in it. I'm home with Bill Jr, who's sleeping, and I'm getting hungry... my choices... a can of chunky soup chilly, or ordering a pizza online from domino's.... not looking pretty.....

by **The Red Tornado** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 18:04:22

Bill McNeal wrote:wife had to leave suddenly and she took the car with the baby seat in it. I'm home with Bill Jr, who's sleeping, and I'm getting hungry... my choices... a can of chunky soup chilly, or ordering a pizza online from domino's.... not looking pretty.....

surely you have more to make at home? or at least more places that deliver

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 18:07:40

my takeout options are limited because I don't have any cash on me. I left my wallet in the car that the wife has, so a CC ordered pizza is pretty much my only choice, and tomorrow is food shopping day and there ain't much in the kitchen.

by **The Red Tornado** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 18:09:58

Bill McNeal wrote:my takeout options are limited because I don't have any cash on me. I left my wallet in the car that the wife has, so a CC ordered pizza is pretty much my only choice, and tomorrow is food shopping day and there ain't much in the kitchen.

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 18:10:49

yo! can i get a red dog!?

by **Goomeister** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 04:00:03

Seven "medical myths" were exposed in a paper published Friday in the British Medical Journal. One of those myths is that "hair and fingernails continue to grow after death."

If this is a myth, could someone explain why Larry King was seen leaving a barber shop last week?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 17:56:17

by **MrsVox** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 19:31:07

People are coming over tomorrow, like, the in-laws and my parents, and I should be cleaning. But here I am.

BillMcNeal -- got yourself a second carseat! You'll find it makes your life much easier, especially in situations like this. We got a small (Britax roundabout) for VoxJr when graduated from teh baby bucket, and then got a Britax Marathon (goes up to 65 lbs) a while later. And now we have a Compass booster. Vox Jr could use either Britax before BabyVox came along, and now he uses either the Marathon or the booster (in Vox's car). I'm getting another booster when BabyVox can have his carseat turned around, and then he'll be able to use the Marathon in my car and the Roundabout in Vox's.

by **MrsVox** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 23:27:14

well, most of the cleaning is done. There's still laundry and menu planning and shopping lists to do...

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 00:09:24

MrsVox wrote:well, most of the cleaning is done. There's still laundry and menu planning and shopping lists to do...

Standing rib roast.

Beer.

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 01:07:51

I wrap presents about as well as a blind chimp plays darts

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 01:08:25

Woody wrote:I wrap presents about as well as a blind chimp plays darts

Don't feel bad. My six year is better at wrapping presents than I am.

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