the random thoughts thread

by **Phight On!** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 01:47:16

Bucky wrote:Do you even know Phight's wife? If he says Carl Weathers, we'll just have to believe him.

Ha

But I did have sex with a girl one time that was so ugly she looked like Scottie Pippen.

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 01:49:52

Dude, are you sure it wasn't Scottie Pippen

by **Phight On!** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 02:01:47

If it was, I tore his shit up.

by **philliesphhan** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 02:02:43

I can't stand New York; I don't know why all those guys love her.

by **Goomeister** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 05:12:52

Matthew McKnight holds the Guinness record for "Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident." He lived to tell about being thrown 118 feet by a car that hit him while traveling about 70 mph.

This record is probabley safe unless Kate Moss gets hit by a speeding Hummer.

by **Monkeyboy** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 09:15:55

I had a dream last night that I was in a band, sort of a cross between The White Stripes and The Grates. When I woke up, I had a cool song in my head that I wrote during my dream. Within a few minutes, I forgot the song....

...and so ends my last chance at fame and fortune.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:25:50

16 million people live in the Netherlands. That's a lot.

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:40:42

TenuredVulture wrote:16 million people live in the Netherlands. That's a lot.

And Chevy DOESN'T want them as customers

by **smitty** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:46:45

Woody wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:16 million people live in the Netherlands. That's a lot.

And Chevy DOESN'T want them as customers

Not totally true. There are some Dutchmen who live in the heartland of the Netherlands. They grow corn there and drink a lot of Tuborg beer (the Pabst Blue Ribbon of the BeNeLux region). They own shotguns and they shoot them up in the air a lot when they're drunk. Chevy wants badly for them to own Chevy Trucks.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 15:14:13

by **td11** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 15:59:56

Goomeister wrote:Matthew McKnight holds the Guinness record for "Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident." He lived to tell about being thrown 118 feet by a car that hit him while traveling about 70 mph.

This record is expected to be shattered as yesterday Kate Moss was hit by a speeding Hummer but is yet to land.

good one, goo.

also, i remember having to learn about the Turtle and all that. that was fun.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 17:08:10

Didn't we used to have a test phorum?

I'd like to scream inaudibly.

by **CFP** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 21:38:19

I hope I nailed this Hemingway paper

by **Goomeister** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 23:21:00

td11 wrote:
Goomeister wrote:Matthew McKnight holds the Guinness record for "Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident." He lived to tell about being thrown 118 feet by a car that hit him while traveling about 70 mph.

This record is expected to be shattered as yesterday Kate Moss was hit by a speeding Hummer but is yet to land.

good one, goo.

also, i remember having to learn about the Turtle and all that. that was fun.

thanks, td

by **Bucky** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 00:31:21

what are "owl stix"? I see that URL everywhere....

by **Woody** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 00:33:54

WHY HAS MICHELLE WIE NOT DONE A NINTENDO WII ENDORSEMENT YET

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 00:36:37

Woody wrote:WHY HAS MICHELLE WIE NOT DONE A NINTENDO WII ENDORSEMENT YET

Anticipatory. It's a word :?:

by **Goomeister** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 02:26:43

Troubled pop star Britney Spears has been caught on camera stealing a cigarette lighter from a gas station.

When asked if she had taken anything from the gas station, Britney replied "Zippo."

This is the latest accusation of theft to hit Spears in recent weeks -- in November, she allegedly walked off without paying for a wig from Hollywood sex shop Hustler, while just last week she was accused of stealing four coats from fashion designer Katja Berglund following her birthday celebrations in Los Angeles.

The one item we know she doesn't steal is panties.

by **Goomeister** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 02:27:44

Woody wrote:WHY HAS MICHELLE WIE NOT DONE A NINTENDO WII ENDORSEMENT YET

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:42:43

mmm sammy pick

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