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Postby Bob Loblaw » Fri Oct 19, 2007 08:42:33

TenuredVulture wrote:You know you've lived in Arkansas too long when your daughter wants to wear camouflage to school, and her mom surprises her with a camo skirt.


That's one way to avoid school shootings..

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Oct 19, 2007 09:44:52

Rocky and Bullwinkle aren't funny like I remember.

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Postby Woody » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:32:07

There is a guy at my work named Bob Barker. He's the real thing's great nephew.

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Postby The Dude » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:33:32

Watch his hands
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Postby phatj » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:58:06

Woody wrote:There is a guy at my work named Bob Barker. He's the real thing's great nephew.

Related to Peter?
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Postby Grotewold » Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:08:10

Was Dilbert based on Drew Caray, or the other way around

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Postby VoxOrion » Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:33:10

Dilbert first appeared in 1989.

Carey started as a stand up in 1985, but didn't make a national appearance until 1991.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:35:21

Is Vox based on SmarterChild or the other way around?

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Postby VoxOrion » Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:35:59

I'm based on WOPR
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Postby Woody » Fri Oct 19, 2007 13:07:36

I think I need to post Woody vs. SmarterChild

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Postby Bakestar » Fri Oct 19, 2007 13:39:16

phatj wrote:
Woody wrote:There is a guy at my work named Bob Barker. He's the real thing's great nephew.

Related to Peter?


cold as ice...
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Woody » Fri Oct 19, 2007 13:45:33

[15:49] woody977: where is the rub and tug?
[15:49] SmarterChild: Here is where you can find Aruba on a map: Caribbean, island in the Caribbean Sea, north of Venezuela.


[15:50] woody977: Did you see cole hamels get lit up today?
[15:50] SmarterChild: And what if I did?
[15:50] woody977: man i don't like your attitude
[15:50] SmarterChild: You don't like my attitude? I'll remember that. No one else has ever told me what they think of it.

>>> I bet you don't know the capital of Suriname. Ask me.
[15:50] woody977: I don't give two flying shits, ever think of that?
[15:50] SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not...

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Postby philliesphhan » Fri Oct 19, 2007 17:42:31

The taco bell commercial with the "brothers" is neither funny nor clever.
"My hip is fucked up. I'm going to Africa for two weeks."

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Oct 21, 2007 13:23:57

SUPER BIG ASS FRIES

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Postby phatj » Sun Oct 21, 2007 17:01:48

philliesphhan wrote:The taco bell commercial with the "brothers" is neither funny nor clever.

It also doesn't make any sense. Of of the rules is "always, ALWAYS, get chili on your Nachos Bell Grande." But he's saying this to his brother who already has chili on his nachos.
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Postby philliesphhan » Sun Oct 21, 2007 17:35:18

phatj wrote:
philliesphhan wrote:The taco bell commercial with the "brothers" is neither funny nor clever.

It also doesn't make any sense. Of of the rules is "always, ALWAYS, get chili on your Nachos Bell Grande." But he's saying this to his brother who already has chili on his nachos.


yeah, that's another reason I don't like it. and it's trying far too hard to be like a Dell guy or the next commercial craze, but it doesn't even come close.
"My hip is fucked up. I'm going to Africa for two weeks."

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Postby The Dude » Sun Oct 21, 2007 19:42:39

Plus, why wouldn't the brother know his older brother has a gay dog?
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Postby Woody » Sun Oct 21, 2007 19:46:59

The Dude wrote:Plus, why wouldn't the brother know his older brother has a gay dog?


Or that his girlfriend has tattoos, and is in the house

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Postby The Dude » Sun Oct 21, 2007 19:51:17

touche
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Postby Bucky » Sun Oct 21, 2007 21:35:34

I had just finished my super big gulp, and was standing on the corner of a busy intersection, wearing my Penn State sweatshirt, waiting for the light to change so I could cross the street and throw the empty cup away. Somebody reached out of their car window and threw a $5 bill into the cup. Strange.

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