TenuredVulture wrote:You know you've lived in Arkansas too long when your daughter wants to wear camouflage to school, and her mom surprises her with a camo skirt.
That's one way to avoid school shootings..
TenuredVulture wrote:You know you've lived in Arkansas too long when your daughter wants to wear camouflage to school, and her mom surprises her with a camo skirt.
Woody wrote:There is a guy at my work named Bob Barker. He's the real thing's great nephew.
[15:49] woody977: where is the rub and tug?
[15:49] SmarterChild: Here is where you can find Aruba on a map: Caribbean, island in the Caribbean Sea, north of Venezuela.
[15:50] woody977: Did you see cole hamels get lit up today?
[15:50] SmarterChild: And what if I did?
[15:50] woody977: man i don't like your attitude
[15:50] SmarterChild: You don't like my attitude? I'll remember that. No one else has ever told me what they think of it.
>>> I bet you don't know the capital of Suriname. Ask me.
[15:50] woody977: I don't give two flying shits, ever think of that?
[15:50] SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not...
philliesphhan wrote:The taco bell commercial with the "brothers" is neither funny nor clever.
phatj wrote:philliesphhan wrote:The taco bell commercial with the "brothers" is neither funny nor clever.
It also doesn't make any sense. Of of the rules is "always, ALWAYS, get chili on your Nachos Bell Grande." But he's saying this to his brother who already has chili on his nachos.