jemagee wrote:WHere do you usually keep the toilet paper if not on the roll?

Underneath the sink, right in front of the toilet. You don't even have to get up to open the doors and grab the roll, so it's not that bad of an inconvienence. Wish that we could not let her into the bathroom at all, but since we live in a small apartment, the litterbox is there, with no currently better place for it to be.

One of my cats really loves to go after beer caps. I guess we need to cue banjo music here.

GunbladeVIII wrote:

jemagee wrote:WHere do you usually keep the toilet paper if not on the roll?

Underneath the sink, right in front of the toilet. You don't even have to get up to open the doors and grab the roll, so it's not that bad of an inconvienence. Wish that we could not let her into the bathroom at all, but since we live in a small apartment, the litterbox is there, with no currently better place for it to be.

I have 3 cats, and two bathrooms, none of them seem to have a toilet paper fetish...i think your cat needs a shrink.

Phan Paul wrote:One of my cats really loves to go after beer caps. I guess we need to cue banjo music here.

Do you make the cat squeal like a pig?

jemagee wrote:

GunbladeVIII wrote:

jemagee wrote:WHere do you usually keep the toilet paper if not on the roll?

Underneath the sink, right in front of the toilet. You don't even have to get up to open the doors and grab the roll, so it's not that bad of an inconvienence. Wish that we could not let her into the bathroom at all, but since we live in a small apartment, the litterbox is there, with no currently better place for it to be.

I have 3 cats, and two bathrooms, none of them seem to have a toilet paper fetish...i think your cat needs a shrink.

Not really. I figure there's no such thing as a perfectly behaved cat. She does a few things that infuriate me, such as shred my toilet paper, park herself in front of our door in the morning and meow at us until we feed her, or break my window blinds when they block access to the window so she can stare out it. But I'm thankful that she doesn't do things I hear about other cats doing all the time, like scratch up my furniture, create a mess with or fail to use the litterbox, go after human food, or be irritable around other people, root through our trash, or cache cylandrical objects. (Huh?)

Short of finding the perfectly behaved cat, I'll take a loud cat with a toilet paper fetish that wants to stare out the windows no matter what's in the way over a cat that destroys my couch, steals my food, or occasionally fails to take advantage of the litterbox.

I've got a bottle of ibuprofen gelcaps that I left in my car. Now the contents resemble a giant goo ball. How do I separate the individual caplets, or should I just gnaw at the congealed mass until my headache goes away???

There were 87 Advil in this bottle; now there's 30 left...

Penn7890 wrote:hehehe i felt really good when i beat a teenager in a street race today. kid AINT HAD NO GAME.

:roll:

For the sake of everyone else on the road, please don't street race.

mickbayne wrote:

Penn7890 wrote:hehehe i felt really good when i beat a teenager in a street race today. kid AINT HAD NO GAME.

:roll:

For the sake of everyone else on the road, please don't street race.

Maybe he meant on foot

My dad raced my sister T-giving '96 and pulled a quadricept

it only adds to my hatred of jose reyes when steve phillips sucks his dong whenever he comes up on BBTN. WE GET IT STEVE, EVERY TEAM IN BASEBALL WANTED HIM BUT YOU DIDNT TRADE HIM AWAY, NOW STFU.

I'm nervous...this has the potential to be awkward.

How much does a pistol cost?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:How much does a pistol cost?

You talking cash or the human toll?

In this day and age...what adult doesn't have an email address?

plenty of old people

OLD PEOPLE ARE HILARIOUS

It will be fucked up the day I am one of those old people that is like "why in my day we had something called a computer and a search engine called google" to my grandson that is about is about to go to Mars for an afterparty.

Who's Now is the worst segment that Sportscenter has ever developed. It makes me long for the days when the Budweiser Hot Seat was taken seriously.

And Sidney Crosby gets zero respect from Keyshawn.

It's hockey...Sidney Crosby gets zero respect from the majority of american sports fans.

Yes, ESPN does some horrid crap these days, but there are tidbits of news floating around from various sources and it's easier sometimes that scouring various web sites

21McBride wrote:Who's Now is the worst segment that Sportscenter has ever developed. It makes me long for the days when the Budweiser Hot Seat was taken seriously.

TRUTH