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Postby phatj » Tue May 22, 2007 18:44:29

So close, Ken...

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue May 22, 2007 19:02:24

I have to write a paper tonight. A report like.

I haven't come to terms with that reality yet.

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Postby phatj » Tue May 22, 2007 19:21:55

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I have to write a paper tonight. A report like.

I haven't come to terms with that reality yet.

I used to find alcohol helped me to deal with that sort of situation.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue May 22, 2007 20:10:57

But I'm supposed to be all growns up now.

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Postby swishnicholson » Tue May 22, 2007 23:37:02

Houshphandzadeh wrote:But I'm supposed to be all growns up now.


Still, a snack and a quick nap couldn't hurt.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed May 23, 2007 02:59:45

Sure, guy. Go to grad school. Good fuckin idea.

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Postby Goomeister » Wed May 23, 2007 04:39:58

Simon Cowell was a guest on the "Tonight Show" Monday night. He said that there are versions of "American Idol" throughout the world, including Iran. An Iranian "Idol" piques my interest. Wouldn't the female contestants' voices be muffled by those veils covering their faces? Doesn't seem fair to me. Of course maybe an Iranian "Idol" isn't even a singing competition. Perhaps the winner is the first person to enrcih uranium.
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Postby Goomeister » Wed May 23, 2007 04:49:11

swishnicholson wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:But I'm supposed to be all growns up now.


Still, a snack and a quick nap couldn't hurt.


:lol:
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Postby TheGrandMan » Wed May 23, 2007 20:46:41

mike18for1 has a really cool job. I wonder how I can get one like that.
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Postby kenrosenthal » Wed May 23, 2007 23:51:24

z-scores and normal distribution is GAY
''I don't know what was harder - that (Phillies lineup) or the All-Star team lineup,'' Haren said.

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Postby Woody » Wed May 23, 2007 23:54:56

kenrosenthal wrote:z-scores and normal distribution is GAY


Yes, bell curves are extremely fabulous

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Postby Bucky » Thu May 24, 2007 01:55:59

Phil is the most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania. Bill Murray played 'Phil' in 'groundhog day'. Bill's brother Brian Doyle-Murray played the mayor of Punxsutawney in that same movie. Brian Doyle-Murray played 'Gus' in the fabulous Chris Elliott sitcom 'Get a Life'. Therefore, Gus is the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania.

Or something like that.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu May 24, 2007 02:22:17

Hamburger is not made of ground hog.
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Postby 1 » Thu May 24, 2007 09:35:02

I am a candidate for LASIK.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Bucky » Thu May 24, 2007 09:44:34

1 wrote:I am a candidate for LASIK.


DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

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Postby 1 » Thu May 24, 2007 09:53:17

Bucky wrote:
1 wrote:I am a candidate for LASIK.


DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:


BUT SO EXPENSIVE!!!
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby The Red Tornado » Thu May 24, 2007 09:56:50

1 wrote:
Bucky wrote:
1 wrote:I am a candidate for LASIK.


DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:


BUT SO EXPENSIVE!!!


If not for the price I wouldve done it already. I wish insurance would cover it, oh well.
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Postby 1 » Thu May 24, 2007 10:13:59

The Red Tornado wrote:
1 wrote:
Bucky wrote:
1 wrote:I am a candidate for LASIK.


DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:


BUT SO EXPENSIVE!!!


If not for the price I wouldve done it already. I wish insurance would cover it, oh well.


We have a flexible spending program at school and it accumulates from year to year. I think I will have to wait until next school year to do it.
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Postby Slowhand » Thu May 24, 2007 12:28:57

Uncle Milty wrote:Thought my cigs would be safe from pilferage once I put the pack down my pants. Thought wrong.


Next time, just leave the $20 out in the open where she doesn't have to search for it.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 24, 2007 14:19:04

Awkward exchange of the day:

Custodian: "What's her name? I'd like to give her the time of day."
Me: "Lisa. We went out for a year."
Custodian: "Oh. Nevermind then. Seeya."

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