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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby 702 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:45:37

Just blew a hole into the back of a toilet this morning. Rocket shits are intense.

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby drsmooth » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:49:35

no mattress will fix that
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:50:55

depends how firmly you insert it
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby Soren » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:51:19

this conversation is riveting.
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:53:11

what do you want to talk about?

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:55:58

How about how many princesses and the peas we have here
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby drsmooth » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:59:14

I wouldn't choose to, but I can, and have, slept on peas (however you spell it).
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:59:49

ive slept in pee before

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby Soren » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:02:46

CalvinBall wrote:ive slept in pee before


me 2 cal, me 2
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:04:21

when is the normal age to stop wetting the bed?

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby Grotewold » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:04:24

CalvinBall wrote:ive slept in pee before


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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby Soren » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:05:16

CalvinBall wrote:when is the normal age to stop wetting the bed?


with or without alcohol involved?
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby slugsrbad » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:05:24

CalvinBall wrote:when is the normal age to stop wetting the bed?


I think 0-7, then it is normal again from like 20-24.
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:06:55

i am talking without. i have a confession. was a pretty old bed wetter for some time. had to see a doctor about it once.

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby The Dude » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:07:28

i think its been a couple weeks now for my daughter without wetting the bed. she just turned 3
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:08:10

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby Soren » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:08:10

I think I was in my early teens. Runs in the family
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:08:20

I have a confession too, I used to piss on you in your sleep.
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:09:56

Soren wrote:I think I was in my early teens. Runs in the family


like 12 for me. i was on a school trip in 7th grade. that is that last time i remember. i didnt get caught though. some other kid in a different cabin did. he was forever known as the bed wetter. that could have been me! life would be so different probably.

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Unread postby Grotewold » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:12:21

CalvinBall wrote:some other kid in a different cabin did. he was forever known as the bed wetter. that could have been me! life would be so different probably.


A kid in my eighth-grade class's camping trip got caught masturbating in the shower

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