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Re: Baumannisms

Postby sydnor » Fri Aug 23, 2013 15:40:33

Grotewold wrote:I'm all for stats and preponderance of evidence. But there are exceptions, and it blows my mind to see him -- and Law, who does actually try to see a guy play in person once, to be fair -- kind of double down after the last two summers.

Whoa, you're exactly flipping the argument. The stats say he's great, the scouts say he's not. Don't hate on the stats.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Grotewold » Fri Aug 23, 2013 15:41:27

sydnor wrote:
Grotewold wrote:I'm all for stats and preponderance of evidence. But there are exceptions, and it blows my mind to see him -- and Law, who does actually try to see a guy play in person once, to be fair -- kind of double down after the last two summers.

Whoa, you're exactly flipping the argument. The stats say he's great, the scouts say he's not. Don't hate on the stats.


They used minor league stats (and age comps) to dampen our silly expectations toward the end of last year

I'm not saying he or Law should change their opinion, necessarily, based on his time as a Phillie. Just that it's weird to keep jabbing the fans who are excited about him.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby sydnor » Fri Aug 23, 2013 15:44:46

Law's jabbing because he's a smart person and he's negative and we should at least consider his opinion because he's usually right.

Baumann's jabbing because he's a putz.

edit: but aren't you the one who's looking for every reason not to just hand him the job next year? You keep wanting to bring in guys like Hart. That type of move only realistically cuts into Ruf's pt. I mean you're not straight platooning Hart with Howard and realistically no one wants a Ruf-Brown-Hart defensive alignment for more than 5 games in a year.

Brown and Ruf have to have starting jobs handed on a silver platter next year.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Fri Aug 23, 2013 23:34:13

Darin Ruf continues to wrestle with baseball as Jacob wrestled with God.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Shore » Sat Aug 24, 2013 00:09:40

I'm not sure why people read the dude. There's almost nothing worse than someone who thinks they're an excellent writer. Except someone who thinks he knows baseball. This dude is both, times a bazillion.

He's neither clever nor insightful.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Grotewold » Sat Aug 24, 2013 10:19:44

sydnor wrote:edit: but aren't you the one who's looking for every reason not to just hand him the job next year? You keep wanting to bring in guys like Hart. That type of move only realistically cuts into Ruf's pt. I mean you're not straight platooning Hart with Howard and realistically no one wants a Ruf-Brown-Hart defensive alignment for more than 5 games in a year.

Brown and Ruf have to have starting jobs handed on a silver platter next year.


My Hart idea was to raise the ceiling and floor of the offense at a relatively low price, but you do run the risk of Ruf not playing enough. (Even though Howard and Hart and even Brown are health risks). My latest thought is a creative CF solution where you have Ruf taking lots of at bats from Revere in LF, but that won't be easy. This is predicated on me not wanting to go big at C and there being few other ways to bolster the offense in the short term, but I certainly won't be mad if they just hand a job to Ruf.

But anyway, that thought process is pretty different than declaring Ruf a failure before he even got here and continuing to jab his fans while the guy is excelling. But we seem to agree on that

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Mon Oct 07, 2013 23:15:11

The unknown is a seductive idea. When we were young, we looked off into the distance, into the future, with wonder, enraptured by the possibilities that the devil you don’t know can entail. Your life is boring, your routines tiresome, your friends wholly known. This is the appeal of a series of works of fiction that have become popular in the recent past, where a meek, unhappy man is lifted from his banal existence and into an exciting new future–Fight Club, American Beauty, Breaking Bad. Hope is escapism, and as long as that hope is deferred, we can continue to wonder if life might be better if we made a leap of faith and threw off the shackles of the known.

And so we once dreamed on Justin De Fratus.

It reminds me of a young woman I knew once.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Wizlah » Tue Oct 08, 2013 03:06:29

phdave wrote:
This is the appeal of a series of works of fiction that have become popular in the recent past, where a meek, unhappy man is lifted from his banal existence and into an exciting new future–Fight Club, American Beauty, Breaking Bad.


So just to clarify. Accuracy is for baseball. In all cultural matters we can compress 14 years into 'the recent past'.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby mcare89 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 04:04:59

phdave wrote:
The unknown is a seductive idea. When we were young, we looked off into the distance, into the future, with wonder, enraptured by the possibilities that the devil you don’t know can entail. Your life is boring, your routines tiresome, your friends wholly known. This is the appeal of a series of works of fiction that have become popular in the recent past, where a meek, unhappy man is lifted from his banal existence and into an exciting new future–Fight Club, American Beauty, Breaking Bad. Hope is escapism, and as long as that hope is deferred, we can continue to wonder if life might be better if we made a leap of faith and threw off the shackles of the known.

And so we once dreamed on Justin De Fratus.

It reminds me of a young woman I knew once.

Feels like he copy and pasted this and replaced "Dom Brown" with "Justin De Fratus"

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:58:02

that is so horrible and trite. what is he even getting at?

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phatj » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:59:18

That Justin DeFratus reminds him of how he can't get laid
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby td11 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 13:29:02

reminder that he's a writer for Grantland
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phatj » Tue Oct 08, 2013 14:19:15

Hey baby I'm a writer for Grantland

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(I know, not Grantland)
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby pacino » Tue Oct 08, 2013 14:19:53

i cant unsee
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.

Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby td11 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 14:45:54

i'm so happy those pictures exist
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Oct 08, 2013 14:51:48

phatj wrote:That Justin DeFratus reminds him of how he can't get laid

:mrgreen:

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Sat Oct 19, 2013 16:56:00

If position players were elements, John Mayberry would be Hydrogen.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Werthless » Sat Oct 19, 2013 21:15:18

phdave wrote:
If position players were elements, John Mayberry would be Hydrogen.

Readily bonds with non-metals? Produces water when burned? Gaseous at standard temp and pressure?

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby EndlessSummer » Sat Oct 19, 2013 21:38:47

Without John Mayberry, life on earth wouldn't be possible?

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Grotewold » Sat Oct 19, 2013 22:31:45

We giv a fuc

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