Baumannisms

Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Fri Feb 21, 2014 22:44:36

phdave wrote:
smitty wrote:I enjoy laughing at Baumann's writing but the last thing is just plain weird. Can't make heads or tails of it. Maybe he should stick to comparing his prospect evaluations to his failed attempts at getting some trim.


You must not finding comparing other bloggers to Nazis humorous.


Is that what he was doing there? I see Axis Sally mentioned. But I don't know what the hell is is writing about. One of the worst paragraphs of nonsensical combinations of words since they put those 1000 monkeys in a room with typewriters hoping to get the complete works of William Shakespeare out of them.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby bleh » Fri Feb 21, 2014 22:45:53

I don't care about comparing people to nazis, but it doesn't even make sense to compare him to an axis sally because he defends the phillies. Axis sally was a traitor who trashed their own team ffs, it makes no sense. He should've said the iraqi information minister.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Fri Feb 21, 2014 22:54:14

Great storytellers don't have to apologize. Or make sense.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby SK790 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 22:56:58

i don't know how you guys aren't STEAMING MAD over these completely irrational posts:


Not if it stops kids from coming out, agreeing to deals or giving indications pre draft and then screwing over a team by getting greedy. Or if the agent flat out lies.

Or if it leads to changes in the system.

I don’t care if they ratted someone or not. I care that they got screwed out if their pick.

And that happened because the kids illegal agent gave them false information.



I’ll admit that I’m biased here, but I have a reason for that. I played by the NCAA rules. what no one understands is from the time you’re given a jockstrap you are ingraned on how to do things properly with regards to agents, and representatives.

And while a lot of people keep spouting off about how there are “unwritten rules” in regards to baseball players, that works both ways.

You don’t negotiate with a team in good faith, allow them to draft you, and then change your mind. thats part of this flawed system. I don’t care what the reasoning behind it is. It’s not this kid who got screwed, its the Phillies. plain and simple.

they were 100% in their rights to “rat this guy out” if thats how you want to term it, and the counterarguement that they should report everyone else who negotiated with an agent is ridiculous because every single one of those kids willingly gave up their eligibility to go back to school when they had someone begin to negotiate a contract and entered into an agreement to go into the draft.

The second that kids agent whoever it is, spoke to any team and said “he’s willing to sign for x dollars” that right went away. And as soon as a team drafted him, and started to negotiate in good faith he lost any right to bitch if this happens.

It’s flawed as F%$k. trust me. I know plenty of guys who were exploited in college and made zilch and never had the opportunity to be drafted, and I know some who have made millions of dollars.

and no, if this was purely out of spite? I’d feel differently and say so, but I know enough about how this shit works to believe thats not even remotely the case.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby The B1G Piece » Fri Feb 21, 2014 23:05:24

so when this guy knows enough about how this shit works, was he drafted?

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby joe table » Fri Feb 21, 2014 23:08:28

smitty wrote:
phdave wrote:
smitty wrote:I enjoy laughing at Baumann's writing but the last thing is just plain weird. Can't make heads or tails of it. Maybe he should stick to comparing his prospect evaluations to his failed attempts at getting some trim.


You must not finding comparing other bloggers to Nazis humorous.


Is that what he was doing there? I see Axis Sally mentioned. But I don't know what the hell is is writing about. One of the worst paragraphs of nonsensical combinations of words since they put those 1000 monkeys in a room with typewriters hoping to get the complete works of William Shakespeare out of them.


it was the blurst of times

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Mon May 05, 2014 17:50:49

Ben Badler‏
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Phillies Low-A shortstop J.P. Crawford had four hits with a home run today. Going to vault himself into elite prospect status very soon.


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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Mon May 05, 2014 18:14:06

Like his prom date. GGSA.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby kruker » Thu May 08, 2014 09:18:24

What a piece of shit
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Grotewold » Wed May 14, 2014 11:25:05

I am so pissed. I don’t know that there’s any sports outcome that I’d trade a real-life thing I value for, but Fernandez is so awesome I’d come close. I’ll say this–I’d trade the health of a non-trivial Phillies player for a healthy Fernandez. Anybody but Utley, Lee and Hamels I’d give up in a heartbeat, and those three guy’s I’d have to think about.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby joe table » Wed May 14, 2014 11:31:08

Yeah but how many seals would he club

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Grotewold » Wed May 14, 2014 11:37:31

Reminds me of a college roommate who would boast of "hitting" girls "baby seal style" and now teaches kindergarten

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby td11 » Wed May 14, 2014 11:44:59

Grotewold wrote:
I am so pissed. I don’t know that there’s any sports outcome that I’d trade a real-life thing I value for, but Fernandez is so awesome I’d come close. I’ll say this–I’d trade the health of a non-trivial Phillies player for a healthy Fernandez. Anybody but Utley, Lee and Hamels I’d give up in a heartbeat, and those three guy’s I’d have to think about.


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Re: Baumannisms

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Wed May 14, 2014 12:07:12

He'd rather see WFC Hamels getting TJS than Jose Fernandez? Fuck that guy.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby pacino » Wed May 14, 2014 12:10:02

why we still track this guy? he's not funny, smart or irreverant. QUITE FRANKLY, he sucks

i bet he steals twitter posts
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Barry Jive » Wed May 14, 2014 12:11:47

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:He'd rather see WFC Hamels getting TJS than Jose Fernandez?


no
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby CalvinBall » Wed May 14, 2014 12:17:40

he would just have to think about it.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby bleh » Wed May 14, 2014 13:56:21

pacino wrote:why we still track this guy? he's not funny, smart or irreverant. QUITE FRANKLY, he sucks

i bet he steals twitter posts

i wouldnt have even heard of this guy if not for this thread

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Barry Jive » Wed May 14, 2014 14:57:02

i dunno why you guys do this but he writes about baseball for Grantland on a regular basis so you might have
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby 21McBride » Tue Jul 08, 2014 07:26:07

Getting roasted by commenters on Grantland for his All Star snub abortion. The offending statement:

Relievers, Particularly Middle Relievers

(Glen Perkins, Pat Neshek, Francisco Rodriguez, Tony Watson)

These guys are the reason why only one of Chris Sale and Corey Kluber, two of the AL’s five Final Vote candidates, will go to Minnesota. Perkins and Watson in particular. Random variance practically demands that every year some quad-A washout will stumble into 40 innings with a microscopic ERA before falling back to Earth like a stricken albatross, and that’s Watson this year. And while Perkins is hardly a scrub, the standard of excellence for a reliever is a far cry from a 125 ERA+ in 36⅓ innings.


In response:

Can you explain exactly why Tony Watson is such a puzzling All-Star? Look at what he is doing! ERA, Strikeout rate, and all of the other appropriate stats (old school or new) show 1 of the best relievers in all of baseball, let alone the NL. He handles the 8th inning role and is far from a lefty specialist (splits arent severe at all). He is/will be murder on any AL lefty hitter late in the ball game. Just because he isnt a closer (yet) or a big name doesnt mean he isnt deserving. He has simply been the Pirates best reliever and one of the best in the game. If you watched him this year to any extent, you would see a guy who has utterly dominated in his role. He is absolutely deserving and I am not sure why you would think otherwise.


Not to mention the dude compares Watson being taken to the reason Chris Sales was left out. Except, you know, Sales plays in the American League and Watson in the National League. Basically does the same thing with Harrison comparing him to a guy who plays catcher for the Twins. But hey its the Pirates. They already were sending Cutch. How good they possibly have 3 All-Stars. I mean they suck, right? Oh wait, you mean they were in the playoffs last year? And wait, what? They are in second place in the NL Central this year just 4 1/2 out of first and know you don't say they have a better record than the Reds who have five guys going to the All-Star game. No, no that must be some misprint. My god this is the height of arrogance to write a column like this without any actual facts.


Oh, and there's this from someone who doesn't know Baumann too well:

But I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering the dude writes about Philadelphia teams. Probably thinks Jimmy Rollins is still an All-Star. Maybe Ryan Howard too.


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