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Ryan Howard 5-Year Extension 5/$125MM + $10MM buyout THREAD
by Woody » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:48:15
I'll be curious to see how strongly anyone is willing to defend this
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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by drsmooth » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:48:37
Woody wrote:I'd be shocked if anyone here was all: "hey, good move"
I had a movement but I think (I hope) it was prostate-related
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)
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by Wheels Tupay » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:49:37
10 million buy out is ridiculous.
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by CFP » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:50:23
So it's a six-year deal, because there's no way they're doing a $10 million buyout. Prediction: Howard is in the AL DHing by the end of this deal.
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by Trent Steele » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:51:04
Really, I want to cry. Though it's not his fault, pretty much all my Phillies anger will be directed at Howard for the next 6 years.
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by GrizzledVeteran » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:51:08
Bakestar wrote:Is it possible to love Ryan Howard, but hate this contract? Because I think I do.
I'm right there with you. All I see is Mo Vaughn.
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by Trent Steele » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:51:41
CFP wrote:So it's a six-year deal, because there's no way they're doing a $10 million buyout. Prediction: Howard is in the AL DHing by the end of this deal.
That's going to be alot of money going to an AL team.
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by Wheels Tupay » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:52:19
GrizzledVeteran wrote:Bakestar wrote:Is it possible to love Ryan Howard, but hate this contract? Because I think I do.
I'm right there with you. All I see is Mo Vaughn.
David Ortiz
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by Wizlah » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:53:38
Officially the second most depressing thing I read today.
I am in negotiations with Trent to represent me if my planned double knee capping of rube and howards agent goes tits up.
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by Wheels Tupay » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:55:08
Cuz and Macnow saying how great it is for Phillies and their fans.
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by The Savior » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:57:02
you pussies cry when they don't resign people and cry when they do
fuck off
glad to have howard forever. don't give a fuck how bad he's gonna be in 4 years. love the dude.
fuck off
glad to have howard forever. don't give a fuck how bad he's gonna be in 4 years. love the dude.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?
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by Trent Steele » Mon Apr 26, 2010 14:58:06
Would you rather have Werth and let's say Ted Lilly than Howard for the next 5 years?
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