Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Rococo4 » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:12:16

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:34:55

Charlie is Senior Advisor to the GM

@JSalisburyCSN: Manuel will work w minor league hitters, scout minors and majors and consult in baseball ops dept. #Phillies

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Bucky » Fri Jan 17, 2014 13:19:03

that's gonna be interesting. I always thought that Chollie's baseball philosophies were like 180 degrees different than the traditional phillies org philosophies.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Shore » Fri Jan 17, 2014 13:19:08

Monkeyboy wrote:I think we'll end up with the 11th worst record on account of regression to the slightly less sucky.


I'm guessing somewhere in the group that will be 5th-10th worst record, all separated by 2 or 3 games total.

Houston, Miami, Minnesota... wait.

4th-worst record. Maybe the Cubs or White Sox fight us for 4th, but we're looking 4th-to-6th. Can't wait for the June 2015 draft.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby heyeaglefn » Fri Jan 17, 2014 14:30:32

Bucky wrote:that's gonna be interesting. I always thought that Chollie's baseball philosophies were like 180 degrees different than the traditional phillies org philosophies.

He isn't actually going to have any input. They will probably just tell him to record his thoughts on a tape recorder and put them in an envelope and send them to Amaro's office and he will review them.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Woody » Fri Jan 17, 2014 14:46:20

how many advisors do the Phillies employ now
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Napalm » Fri Jan 17, 2014 14:48:01

probably a normal amount but its funny still

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jan 17, 2014 14:56:16

stats intern is going to need a carry tray for all the advisors starbucks
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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Squire » Fri Jan 17, 2014 15:08:33

In Rube's defense its hard to improve the club when you have to spend the entire offseason creating new made-up jobs for guys. Honestly, I'm stunned that Wheeler has not yet been named Assistant to the Regional Manager.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jan 17, 2014 15:28:15

workin on the Penske file
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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Squire » Fri Jan 17, 2014 15:49:12

Trent Steele wrote:workin on the Penske file


Of course you understand.....

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Jan 17, 2014 16:33:47

phillies wrote:
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#Phillies avoid arbitration with Kyle Kendrick, sign him for $7.675M


I haven't weighed in on this yet since I haven't heard how many years this is for.
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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby smitty » Fri Jan 17, 2014 17:18:09

swishnicholson wrote:
phillies wrote:
Joel Sherman ‏@Joelsherman1 1m
#Phillies avoid arbitration with Kyle Kendrick, sign him for $7.675M


I haven't weighed in on this yet since I haven't heard how many years this is for.


Kendrick is the most heroic Phillies pitcher since Tommie Underwood or even Barry Lee Lersch.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Shore » Fri Jan 17, 2014 23:04:07

swishnicholson wrote:
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Joel Sherman ‏@Joelsherman1 1m
#Phillies avoid arbitration with Kyle Kendrick, sign him for $7.675M


I haven't weighed in on this yet since I haven't heard how many years this is for.


It's a bargain. We're only paying him $420,000 more than Andew McCutchen makes. And only $170,000 more than Evan Longoria.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby philliesphhan » Sat Jan 18, 2014 00:59:46

Is anyone else just surprised KK's deal was only for one season?
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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Monkeyboy » Sat Jan 18, 2014 17:30:57

The thing that surprises me the most about KK is that his wife doesn't kill him in his sleep and run off with the gardner and KK's millions.
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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby smitty » Sat Jan 18, 2014 17:47:41

Monkeyboy wrote:The thing that surprises me the most about KK is that his wife doesn't kill him in his sleep and run off with the gardner and KK's millions.


Pretty sure she doesn't need to wait until he's asleep.
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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sun Jan 19, 2014 17:56:19

boston globe says they've expressed interest in vernon wells.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby smitty » Sun Jan 19, 2014 18:09:12

ReadingPhilly wrote:boston globe says they've expressed interest in vernon wells.


Pretty interesting career. Became a regular at age 23. Outstanding season at age 24, really good year. Also very good at age 27, 29 and 31. Been kind of meh or worse in his other eight seasons. Hasn't been any good since 2010.

He's due.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Trent Steele » Sun Jan 19, 2014 18:09:43

ReadingPhilly wrote:boston globe says they've expressed interest in vernon wells.


of course they have
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