2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Wolfgang622 » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:05:08

phorever wrote:fielding was the only weakness.


Sick and tired of these choking losers.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Trent Steele » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:26:03

Cole Hamels' 4.67 K to BB ratio is 3rd in the NL. Cole Hamels' 4.67 K to BB ratio also is 3rd on the Phillies.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Wolfgang622 » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:50:35

Trent Steele wrote:Cole Hamels' 4.67 K to BB ratio is 3rd in the NL. Cole Hamels' 4.67 K to BB ratio also is 3rd on the Phillies.


Why isn't there an "I have a boner" smiley?
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby 1 » Mon Aug 01, 2011 23:48:45

ek wrote:zito won't start friday. sanchez will instead


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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby DisplayofCharacter » Tue Aug 02, 2011 00:09:33

I know we have a rash of these posts but whatever, if the Phillies play .500 ball for the rest of the season they'll finish with 96 wins. This team has a shot at being historically good, and that... well... that's just awesome.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby 5th Round Pick » Tue Aug 02, 2011 00:17:41

Just reconized that the Phils will prolly miss Clayton Kershaw in LA. He's scheduled to pitch the night before the Phils come to town.

I think we're going to have an 8-2 road trip with a chance to go 9-1. We're rolling and playing championship baseball. Plus Hunter Pence is willing the team to win now apparently.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby 5th Round Pick » Tue Aug 02, 2011 00:42:36

San Fran series:

Lee vs. Bumgarner - It's CLIFF LEE and the other guy's a bum. Phils win.

Worley vs. Sanchez - The Fifth Ace can't go two games in a row without a win. The Philthy Vanimals win.

Hamels vs. Cain - Hamels extracts revenge and Cain can't possibly be so lucky with all the pissrods he gives up. Phils win.

KK vs. Timmay - Why the fuck is KK facing Timmay again?!? Giants win.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Titlehungry » Tue Aug 02, 2011 00:47:46

5th Round Pick wrote:San Fran series:

Lee vs. Bumgarner - It's CLIFF LEE and the other guy's a bum. Phils win.

Worley vs. Sanchez - The Fifth Ace can't go two games in a row without a win. The Philthy Vanimals win.

Hamels vs. Cain - Hamels extracts revenge and Cain can't possibly be so lucky with all the pissrods he gives up. Phils win.

KK vs. Timmay - Why the #$&! is KK facing Timmay again?!? Giants win.


I'd think Oswalt would be in there maybe Sunday, no?
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby 5th Round Pick » Tue Aug 02, 2011 00:49:14

Yeah, maybe. I was just going off of the ESPN schedule. Forgot Oswalt should be back.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby phdave » Tue Aug 02, 2011 00:50:52

mozartpc27 wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:Cole Hamels' 4.67 K to BB ratio is 3rd in the NL. Cole Hamels' 4.67 K to BB ratio also is 3rd on the Phillies.


Why isn't there an "I have a boner" smiley?


Try an animated .gif instead.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Titlehungry » Tue Aug 02, 2011 00:59:19

At least we miss Cy Vogelsong again
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby etched Chaos » Tue Aug 02, 2011 09:03:55

ek wrote:yeah well they miss doc. that's twice now. 7 games, no doc. wtf


Giants clearly sold their souls for the WS and to avoid Doc for every future game.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Grotewold » Tue Aug 02, 2011 09:14:37

I'd just as soon they not see him until October

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby 5th Round Pick » Tue Aug 02, 2011 09:15:46

Yep, that seems like a big advantage to me in October that the Giants won't have faced Halladay all year.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Aug 02, 2011 09:36:20

When it's over, he'll the 2nd best Phillies position player ever. He won't accumulate the counting stats to make the HOF, but he's a HOFer.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Grotewold » Tue Aug 02, 2011 09:38:16

He looks more physically explosive this year than last, and appears to be having more fun.

What in the fuck did the doctor do

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Aug 02, 2011 09:40:17

Grotewold wrote:He looks more physically explosive this year than last, and appears to be having more fun.

What in the fuck did the doctor do


with werth gone, he's back in a reciprocally monogamous relationship
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Grotewold » Tue Aug 02, 2011 09:48:24

Trent Steele wrote:
Grotewold wrote:He looks more physically explosive this year than last, and appears to be having more fun.

What in the fuck did the doctor do


with werth gone, he's back in a reciprocally monogamous relationship


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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby 1 » Tue Aug 02, 2011 09:58:30

phdave wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:Cole Hamels' 4.67 K to BB ratio is 3rd in the NL. Cole Hamels' 4.67 K to BB ratio also is 3rd on the Phillies.


Why isn't there an "I have a boner" smiley?


Try an animated .gif instead.


maybe one with a black person doing something wacky.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff VI: Return Of The Nice Guy

Postby Eem » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:00:16

1 wrote:
phdave wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:Cole Hamels' 4.67 K to BB ratio is 3rd in the NL. Cole Hamels' 4.67 K to BB ratio also is 3rd on the Phillies.


Why isn't there an "I have a boner" smiley?


Try an animated .gif instead.


maybe one with a black person doing something wacky.

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