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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Mon May 16, 2011 11:21:25

jerseyhoya wrote:Buster Olney says Phillies-Marlins is the third most heated current rivalry in baseball after Reds-Cardinals and Rockies-Giants. Don't ever go full retard, kids.

This reminds me of the time Pat Forde ranked Rutgers-Seton Hall as the best rivalry in the Big East.


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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby The B1G Piece » Mon May 16, 2011 11:57:29

He is truly awful.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon May 16, 2011 13:41:42

To follow up BigEd's post in the previous random Phils thread:

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby philliesphhan » Mon May 16, 2011 18:12:59

I don't think a rivalry can really exist if one team's fans couldn't care less about baseball
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby Grotewold » Tue May 17, 2011 14:38:29

Hunter Pence rumors plz. He's got some of that Cody Ross punchability goin. Let's roil some other fanbase
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Tue May 17, 2011 14:41:46

I heard he uses lake trout for sex acts
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby Eem » Tue May 17, 2011 14:45:50

You know, that Happy Pete contract was a damn good one from Gillick
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby PA_Dan » Tue May 17, 2011 18:22:26

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby TheDude24 » Tue May 17, 2011 18:46:17

BigEd76 wrote:Image

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby Eddie Jordan » Tue May 17, 2011 23:41:16

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Wed May 18, 2011 01:17:23

HighCheese David Murphy
Especially with Oswalt on a pitch count tonight. Anyway, enough Tue night QB outta me.

HighCheese David Murphy
I do understand wanting Worley to start. But why not wait til Contreras activated so Charlie has another reliever he'll actually use?

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby The B1G Piece » Wed May 18, 2011 09:46:27

I miss Chase

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Wed May 18, 2011 15:38:18

The Phillies offense actually didn't bother me near as much as the way the other teams are/were getting on and scoring. The back to back broken bat singles from the other night, the ball off Lil Roy's hand and the 2B bag. Jimmy's huge error 2 weeks ago, Benny's inability to track a fly ball or throw to a teammate, Sardines Barajajajajas impression, they all just piss me off. Thankfully there have been some nice double plays peppered in there as well, but overall it still feels like someone was using my groin as a speed bag.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby Grotewold » Wed May 18, 2011 15:57:00

Stutes had a catch with zolecki (?) and could be back Friday

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Wed May 18, 2011 18:02:07

Credit for the idea to jamiethekiller

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and a graemlin version

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby joe table » Wed May 18, 2011 19:00:16

Damn fine graemlin right there

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby Trent Steele » Wed May 18, 2011 19:24:02

yeah, that's one of the best
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby lethal » Wed May 18, 2011 20:27:01

ek wrote:amaro says no utley this weekend but stark on 97.5 says early next week


ESPN guys say day off tomorrow, then 3 in a row for the weekend. Then I imagine he'll be in Philly on Tuesday if everything goes well with the 3 in a row.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby BigEd76 » Wed May 18, 2011 23:41:10

Kendrick got his ring back. Super powers restored :|

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff V: The Umpires Strike Back

Unread postby bleh » Thu May 19, 2011 06:56:44

hasn't Madson learned anything from the Roger McDowell debacle

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