Random Phillies Stuff: 2011 Spring Training Edition

Postby drsmooth » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:43:27

this probably deserves its own internet:

Phillies' Lee Had Offseason Side Muscle Strain

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Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Mon Feb 21, 2011 14:38:00

Oswalt is the wussy of the group
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Postby smitty » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:03:09

drsmooth wrote:this probably deserves its own internet:

Phillies' Lee Had Offseason Side Muscle Strain

What is it the kids say? Oh yeah - Everything Is Ruined Forever


Baseball Prospectus says all is well. No need to panic.

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How worried should the Phillies be about Cliff Lee's sore side?
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Thanks for the welcome. Regarding Cliff Lee, you shouldn't be too concerned. By all accounts it was minor and he is throwing in camp, just a little less than the others.
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Postby Eem » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:06:37

Zo says this sets up the rotation to be Halladay-Lee-Oswalt-Hamels-Blanton assuming no setbacks

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Postby Woody » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:10:22

Ryan Feierabend
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Postby Eem » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:10:40

Means I officially have CLIFF LEE debut April 2 tickets

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Postby phatj » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:14:03

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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:14:52

ek wrote: Ryan Feierabend
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every year at spring training, with at least 2 or 3 people, I'm always wtf is this guy?
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Postby smitty » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:28:39

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
ek wrote: Ryan Feierabend



every year at spring training, with at least 2 or 3 people, I'm always wtf is this guy?


Yeah. Feierabend is a classic case of this. A once OK prospect with the Mariners, he had Tommy John and is now a great wtf spring training guy. A finesse lefty pitcher, he's been rocked in all his big league chances but had good success in the minors.

I think Feierabend is German for Haigwood.[/quote]
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Postby Woody » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:33:34

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Postby smitty » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:37:31

Kevin Goldstein likes Vance Worley (sort of):

Vance Worley, RHP, Phillies

For now, the Phillies' rotation is four big stars and Joe Blanton, but there are plenty of whispers that the Phillies are looking to deal Blanton, who is owed $17 million for the next two years and could offer a solid starting option to some teams desperately in need. (Hello, New York!) Should that deal happen early in order to provide the Phillies with some financial flexibility this spring, Worley is the best bet to step in. A third-round pick in 2008 who made a pair of good big league starts last September, Worley's ceiling is that of a back-end rotation piece, but the good news is that he's already there as a strike-thrower with a deep but somewhat pedestrian arsenal.
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Postby Napalm » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:41:22

butt secks, literally

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Postby Eem » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:42:50

Joe :(

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Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:47:00

Eem wrote:Joe :(

He so sad. Look for Krispy Kreme sales to double today
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Postby dajafi » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:48:04

Earlier today I watched the "MLB's Greatest Games" feature on Game 5 of the 1980 NLCS. They had Bowa in the studio, and it was a great show.

But I saw someone in the Phils dugout in the footage of whom I have never heard, nor seen before--a guy wearing the uniform number 13 named "Wendell." A Google search yielded nothing. It wasn't Turk. I don't remember a coach of that name.

Anyone have any idea? This is going to torment me.

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Postby smitty » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:49:40

Might have been a batboy. They use their first names and Wendell can be a first name. Was he a young kid?
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Postby Grotewold » Mon Feb 21, 2011 15:55:12

dajafi wrote:Earlier today I watched the "MLB's Greatest Games" feature on Game 5 of the 1980 NLCS. They had Bowa in the studio, and it was a great show.

But I saw someone in the Phils dugout in the footage of whom I have never heard, nor seen before--a guy wearing the uniform number 13 named "Wendell." A Google search yielded nothing. It wasn't Turk. I don't remember a coach of that name.

Anyone have any idea? This is going to torment me.


Google search results talk about Schmidt having a friend and "celebrity bat boy" named Bruce Wendell. Can't find the source article though.

Here's some corroborating info on Bruce Wendell being that guy

http://www.nj.com/forums/phillies/index ... rtid=95772

http://www.gameuseduniverse.com/vb_foru ....php_t=3763
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Postby JFLNYC » Mon Feb 21, 2011 16:01:26

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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Feb 21, 2011 16:09:47

ek wrote:Image


yes please. cant wait for the actual photo.

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Postby Trent Steele » Mon Feb 21, 2011 17:15:54

Just so you know, Cole Hamels is going to win the CY Young Award this year.

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