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Postby td11 » Mon May 03, 2010 13:53:29

that sounds funny. like his leg just dried up.
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Postby joe table » Mon May 03, 2010 13:55:16

Leg hangover

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon May 03, 2010 13:56:27

Werth jerky
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Postby Trent Steele » Mon May 03, 2010 13:56:52

joe table wrote:Leg hangover


wooden leg
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon May 03, 2010 14:01:00

Woody wrote:Even better photoshop:

CC Sabbath


Image

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Postby joe table » Mon May 03, 2010 15:47:23

Phillies have been an awesome road team, which is a great quality for a team in any sport IMO

NL/MLB ranks for road win %

2010: 1st, t-3rd
2009: 1st, t-1st
2008: 1st, 2nd
2007: 2nd, t-5th

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Postby Soren » Mon May 03, 2010 15:57:49

Fuqua wrote:"Huge difference. Matter of fact I've seen hitters in spring training, young hitters, who've been hitting the ball out of the park in spring training and I tell my pitchers to throw 'em fastballs. I want him to make the roster. You know why? Cause that might mess up their team for about thirty days. I can give you some names, really. 'Here, I'll feed you fastballs. Let's see how far you can hit them.' That make sense? ... whatever."
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Postby WilliamC » Mon May 03, 2010 15:59:01

joe table wrote:Phillies have been an awesome road team, which is a great quality for a team in any sport IMO

NL/MLB ranks for road win %

2010: 1st, t-3rd
2009: 1st, t-1st
2008: 1st, 2nd
2007: 2nd, t-5th


Maybe the dyke is on to something.
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Postby jamiethekiller » Mon May 03, 2010 16:00:36

Soren wrote:
Fuqua wrote:"Huge difference. Matter of fact I've seen hitters in spring training, young hitters, who've been hitting the ball out of the park in spring training and I tell my pitchers to throw 'em fastballs. I want him to make the roster. You know why? Cause that might mess up their team for about thirty days. I can give you some names, really. 'Here, I'll feed you fastballs. Let's see how far you can hit them.' That make sense? ... whatever."


got a link somewhere? thats pretty awesome

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Postby Grotewold » Mon May 03, 2010 16:41:31

Phils official tweet:

Dumbass had a CT scan today. He'll have surgery tomorrow at the Rothman Institute. His timetable will become more clear post-surgery

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Postby BigEd76 » Mon May 03, 2010 23:51:28

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ahl7gqBKw[/youtube]

Montreal won 8-3 to take over first place with a week left in the season. Image

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Postby Bakestar » Tue May 04, 2010 11:42:27

Utley leading all of baseball with 1.8 WAR.

:computer numbers:
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Grotewold » Tue May 04, 2010 12:53:08

ek wrote:charlie manuel show on wip starts today. it's on right now actually


Some terrific radio right there. Thanks for the heads up.

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Postby Grotewold » Tue May 04, 2010 14:23:52

Murphy: The Phillies are now 1-11 in games in which Roy Halladay doesn't pitch and they score fewer than seven runs.

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Postby JFLNYC » Tue May 04, 2010 14:24:37

Wow.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue May 04, 2010 14:25:20

Grotewold wrote:Murphy: The Phillies are now 1-11 in games in which Roy Halladay doesn't pitch and they score fewer than seven runs.


Wow. That's the blobfishinest stat I've ever seen.

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue May 04, 2010 14:28:34

And they'll still pull off a 95 win season
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Postby Woody » Tue May 04, 2010 15:17:33

We gon have to hit
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby slugsrbad » Tue May 04, 2010 15:25:18

ek wrote:
Grotewold wrote:Murphy: The Phillies are now 1-11 in games in which Roy Halladay doesn't pitch and they score fewer than seven runs.


same article

In their first 25 games of 2009, the Phillies were 4-10 in games in which they scored fewer than seven runs.


2009 was a failure, give me 2008 comparisons!
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Postby Soren » Tue May 04, 2010 15:27:47

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