The Official Hate the Mets Thread v3.0

Postby VFB » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:30:10

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Postby Bakestar » Fri Apr 03, 2009 14:46:36

I may hate the Mets, but I couldn't love my wife or be more proud of her...

Email exchange between her and her Mets fan boss:

Boss wrote:Have you read SI's predictions for the NL East and, more gloablly, the World Series?


Mrs. Star wrote:No, I haven't seen SI's predictions for the NL East and World Series... but I did see SI's prediction for the World Series last year (the Tigers).

:)
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Postby slamjim » Fri Apr 03, 2009 14:52:34

Bakestar wrote:I may hate the Mets, but I couldn't love my wife or be more proud of her...

Email exchange between her and her Mets fan boss:

Boss wrote:Have you read SI's predictions for the NL East and, more gloablly, the World Series?


Mrs. Star wrote:No, I haven't seen SI's predictions for the NL East and World Series... but I did see SI's prediction for the World Series last year (the Tigers).

:)


I expect she will be boss soon if that is how he spells...

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Apr 03, 2009 14:53:06

Who gets proud that SI picks them to win anything? That's really weird.

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Postby FTN » Fri Apr 03, 2009 15:09:55

jerseyhoya wrote:Who gets proud that SI picks them to win anything? That's really weird.


Mets fans

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Postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Apr 03, 2009 22:11:34

that place looks safeco

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Postby phatj » Fri Apr 03, 2009 22:17:21

Foul ground is NOT safeco
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby Bakestar » Fri Apr 03, 2009 22:19:01

Will Krud behave like an ass if he closes this out?
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Postby Bakestar » Fri Apr 03, 2009 22:19:43

Oh my God.

Pumps fist, points to sky.
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Postby phatj » Fri Apr 03, 2009 22:28:52

That's on you, barker
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby Bakestar » Fri Apr 03, 2009 22:31:21

say what
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Postby phatj » Fri Apr 03, 2009 22:37:03

you know
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby Bakestar » Fri Apr 03, 2009 22:39:29

He will save eleventy thousand games
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Postby Woody » Fri Apr 03, 2009 22:53:34

pics plz
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Bakestar » Sat Apr 04, 2009 01:25:19

not again
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Apr 04, 2009 02:19:49

I am not the kind of guy to start a fight in a bar. I never have, ever, I don't think. But there's something about a Mets hat that just captures my attention. I have to ask everyone around me, "Is this guy wearing a Mets hat? Really?" and then I have to shake my head for five minutes, tell myself that he's probably a normal person just like you and me, and slowly, very slowly get over it.

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Postby theycallmeSPIKE » Sat Apr 04, 2009 02:28:05

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I am not the kind of guy to start a fight in a bar. I never have, ever, I don't think. But there's something about a Mets hat that just captures my attention. I have to ask everyone around me, "Is this guy wearing a Mets hat? Really?" and then I have to shake my head for five minutes, tell myself that he's probably a normal person just like you and me, and slowly, very slowly get over it.

Or break a bottle over his head and stab him in the throat...
My wife calls me SPIKE...

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Postby JFLNYC » Sat Apr 04, 2009 08:20:47

For your own safety, from now on when you see someone wearing a Mets hat, check to see if he's wearing yellow Timberland boots also.
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Postby LongDrive » Sat Apr 04, 2009 08:26:26

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I am not the kind of guy to start a fight in a bar. I never have, ever, I don't think. But there's something about a Mets hat that just captures my attention. I have to ask everyone around me, "Is this guy wearing a Mets hat? Really?" and then I have to shake my head for five minutes, tell myself that he's probably a normal person just like you and me, and slowly, very slowly get over it.



You and I both.

I go to the gym last night representing Phillies Nation with a t-shirt. Dude at the gym jokingly tells me NOT to wear Phillies gear when I come there to work out. He tells me he's a Mets fan. I say "Sorry to hear that"!

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Postby The Red Tornado » Sat Apr 04, 2009 08:36:49

Yesterday, a truck driver comes to pick up a few pallets at my warehouse and sees that Im wearing a Phillies Tshirt. Said that he is a Mets' fan and tries to tease me so I asked him to spit out his gum so he wouldn't choke on it.
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