Woody wrote:I think I'll work on a Phillies Random Negativity Generator widget, right after I finish that Flash version of Wheels bingo, and "The Wheelies"

Woody, don't worry about not finishing The Wheelies. Lets be perfectly honest; that was a very sizable task you took on, and I don't think any of us could have reasonably completed such a task. You provide this board with lots of photoshopped material, you provide lots of funny haha jokes, and make all of us laugh. Only the most negative of negatives could be upset at you for the Wheelies not being completed.

Geoff Jenkins

* Jenkins is 2nd on the Brewers all-time career home run list trailing only Hall-of-Famer Robin Yount

* In 2000, Geoff was the Brewers' team MVP. He led the Brewers in batting average (.303) and home runs (34)

* He's only signed for one more year after this year

* Has a daughter named Jennifer

* Enjoys golf, movies and fantasy football

FTN wrote:Geoff Jenkins

* Jenkins is 2nd on the Brewers all-time career home run list trailing only Hall-of-Famer Robin Yount

* In 2000, Geoff was the Brewers' team MVP. He led the Brewers in batting average (.303) and home runs (34)

* He's only signed for one more year after this year

* Has a daughter named Jennifer

* Enjoys golf, movies and fantasy football

Well it was a valiant try

Bless you, James.

FTN wrote:Geoff Jenkins

* Jenkins is 2nd on the Brewers all-time career home run list trailing only Hall-of-Famer Robin Yount

* In 2000, Geoff was the Brewers' team MVP. He led the Brewers in batting average (.303) and home runs (34)

* He's only signed for one more year after this year

* Has a daughter named Jennifer

* Enjoys golf, movies and fantasy football

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Grotewold wrote:

FTN wrote:Geoff Jenkins

* Jenkins is 2nd on the Brewers all-time career home run list trailing only Hall-of-Famer Robin Yount

* In 2000, Geoff was the Brewers' team MVP. He led the Brewers in batting average (.303) and home runs (34)

* He's only signed for one more year after this year

* Has a daughter named Jennifer

* Enjoys golf, movies and fantasy football

Well it was a valiant try

Thats a major positive!

Do Eaton! Do Eaton!!!!1

Things are really turning around here. I can feel it.

FTN wrote:Thats a major positive!

bathed in flop snark

Adam Eaton

* Won 10 games in 2007

* In his first season with the Phillies, the team won the NL East

* Has not been linked to the Taliban

* Once went 13 innings without allowing an ER (2003)

* Once went 112.1 innings without hitting a batter

* Played Connie Mack and American Legion baseball and was not the worst player on his team [citation needed]

* In 2007, went 2-0, 1.40 ERA in 3 interleague starts

FTN wrote:* Has not been linked to the Taliban

Grotewold wrote:

FTN wrote:Thats a major positive!

bathed in flop snark

some people are never pleased.

1st Place! 1st Place! 1st Place!

ek wrote:I've had enough of living
I've had enough of dying
I've had enough of smiling
I've had enough of crying

I've had enough of trying to
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[quote="Bucky"][quote="ek"]I've had enough of living
I've had enough of dying
I've had enough of smiling
I've had enough of crying[/quote]

I've had enough of trying to
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some marvelous formatting right there, bucky.

We worked 9 walks tonight.

i'm positive





THAT THIS TEAM FUCKING SUCKS

jerseyhoya wrote:We worked 9 walks tonight.

wow, you'd think by accident one of them would make it home. seems that way for the other guys.

i've been saying it (to my wife and co-workers, who likely aren't listening) that this has to be the worst first place team in history. how are we still in first. i'd be slamming my head into a wall even more if I were a mets or marlins fan.