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Re: Chess

Unread postby td11 » Sat Apr 26, 2014 21:41:31

i'm no good at live chess, way too error prone. :h: correspondence

1 minute bullet games are exhilarating tho
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Re: Chess

Unread postby Frank Grimes » Mon Apr 28, 2014 08:08:24

td11 wrote:i'm no good at live chess, way too error prone. :h: correspondence

1 minute bullet games are exhilarating tho


lets do some live chess
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Re: Chess

Unread postby Soren » Mon Apr 28, 2014 13:09:08

I pretty much quit teh chess but fuggit. I'll get pwned by you fools.
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Re: Chess

Unread postby lethal » Mon Apr 28, 2014 14:34:45

I always forget to make moves and lose on time.

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Unread postby td11 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 19:52:11

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Tiger2007: MY 2 EYES BEGIN TO FALL VERY SICK AND I MUST GO TO HOSPITAL NOW
Tiger2007: SO PLEASE ACCEPT MY DRAW OFFER MY DEAR FREIND


reading through the thread, this made me laugh out loud

anyway, in a pretty interesting spot in this game as white:

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i know he's trying to get his queen to B2 on the next move so he can then take the rook on A1. been pondering my best move for some time
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Re: Chess

Unread postby PrattRules » Mon Apr 28, 2014 20:30:57

Don't see much. Probably rook to B1.
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Re: Chess

Unread postby td11 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 20:31:30

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Kasparov said that your first 1,000 games should be 1. E4 E5

what does he know


Grotewold wrote:pm'd Kasparov an invite to Sorry.com

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Re: Chess

Unread postby td11 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 20:44:34

PrattRules wrote:Don't see much. Probably rook to B1.

that's what i went with
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Re: Chess

Unread postby td11 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 20:45:43

Youseff wrote:question re: chess etiquette

we've both made the same move 4 times now, him most recently. I could move differently, but as soon as I do that I loose my horse. what should I do?


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Re: Chess

Unread postby The Dude » Mon Apr 28, 2014 21:15:55

i haven't played in a while so my brain isn't processing correctly, but why not king to c2
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Re: Chess

Unread postby td11 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 21:22:47

definitely considered that but went with the more attacking move. trying to force him to move his queen somewhere weaker and maybe trap her or something. i do need to get the king to c2 though
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Re: Chess

Unread postby td11 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 21:23:30

or run to the minor pawn structure on the other side
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Re: Chess

Unread postby The Dude » Mon Apr 28, 2014 21:24:55

yeah i'm rusty as hell. didn't even see your bishop there
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Re: Re:

Unread postby Frank Grimes » Tue Apr 29, 2014 13:03:45

td11 wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Tiger2007: MY 2 EYES BEGIN TO FALL VERY SICK AND I MUST GO TO HOSPITAL NOW
Tiger2007: SO PLEASE ACCEPT MY DRAW OFFER MY DEAR FREIND


reading through the thread, this made me laugh out loud

anyway, in a pretty interesting spot in this game as white:

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i know he's trying to get his queen to B2 on the next move so he can then take the rook on A1. been pondering my best move for some time


Why not...

1. Qe4 - Qb2+
2. Ke3 - Bf6 (or Qxa1)
3. Qxh7+ - Kf8
4. Qh8++

or am I not seeing something?
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Re: Chess

Unread postby Frank Grimes » Tue Apr 29, 2014 13:05:33

ah nevermind, overlooked the empty e7 square.
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Re: Chess

Unread postby td11 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 13:21:59

interesting suggestion, grimey, but yeah, the king has that escape route via e7 so i couldn't go down that path.

actually, i figured if i put my queen anywhere on the e file, he would immediately go Bxc3 putting me in check and simultaneously winning my queen
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Re: Chess

Unread postby Frank Grimes » Tue Apr 29, 2014 13:26:57

td11 wrote:interesting suggestion, grimey, but yeah, the king has that escape route via e7 so i couldn't go down that path.

actually, i figured if i put my queen anywhere on the e file, he would immediately go Bxc3 putting me in check and simultaneously winning my queen


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Re: Chess

Unread postby Frank Grimes » Tue Apr 29, 2014 13:40:02

btw, if anyone wants to play on chess dot com, my user name is rickdoleman. housh has beaten me ∞ times, td11 has ruined me twice, JTK refuses to accept my challenges, but i'm always up for facing off, especially during my month of wasting time @ work.
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Re: Chess

Unread postby td11 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 13:43:42

what the fuck, jamie is on chess.com1?!?! play me, asshole

in fact this goes out to all assholes: play me
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Re: Chess

Unread postby Frank Grimes » Mon May 05, 2014 08:16:25

A blue moon came around and I beat Housh yesterday in an IRL game. He was really hammered, but a win is a win.

You guys ever play with a clock IRL? I did it for the first time Saturday. Totally nerve-wracking and stressful.
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