Grammar annoyances

Postby TomatoPie » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:43:26

"In this ever-changing world in which we live in"

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Postby phatj » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:53:22

TomatoPie wrote:"In this ever-changing world in which we live in"

I thought it was "ever-changing world in which we're livin'"
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Postby phatj » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:54:17

Didn't I? wrote:
ashton wrote:At the beginning of UFC events Mike Goldberg announces that the winner of each round gets ten points and the loser gets "nine points or less." I used to think it should be "nine points or fewer" but I've decided that "nine points or less" is correct, or at least, not wrong.


I think the rule is that if the word is referring to something you can count, you use the word fewer. If you're referring to an idea or things you can't count, you use the word less. So there are fewer people at the concert but less of a crowd, for example. I know this because I once wrote an advertising campaign using the word less when it should have been fewer. But honestly, less sounded better.

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Postby kopphanatic » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:56:49

As football season approaches, we'll hear more this:

It is what is.

Control our own Destiny.
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:59:42

phatj wrote:
TomatoPie wrote:"In this ever-changing world in which we live in"

I thought it was "ever-changing world in which we're livin'"


And I always knew it as:

But if this ever-changing world in which we're livin'/ Makes you give in and cry/ Say live and let die
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Postby Didn't I? » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:59:55

phatj wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:
ashton wrote:At the beginning of UFC events Mike Goldberg announces that the winner of each round gets ten points and the loser gets "nine points or less." I used to think it should be "nine points or fewer" but I've decided that "nine points or less" is correct, or at least, not wrong.


I think the rule is that if the word is referring to something you can count, you use the word fewer. If you're referring to an idea or things you can't count, you use the word less. So there are fewer people at the concert but less of a crowd, for example. I know this because I once wrote an advertising campaign using the word less when it should have been fewer. But honestly, less sounded better.

NO IT DIDN'T SOUND BETTER


Got milk?

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Postby phatj » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:03:20

How do you count milk?
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Postby phatj » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:04:06

kopphanatic wrote:As football season approaches, we'll hear more this:

It is what is.

Control our own Destiny.

Nothing wrong with that grammatically, but yeah, that's annoying.
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Postby Didn't I? » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:09:13

phatj wrote:How do you count milk?


I just meant that "Got Milk?" wasn't grammatically correct either, but to be honest I don't know if that's even true.

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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:17:15

"Do you have any milk?" would have sounded pretty funny.
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Postby Woody » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:38:30

We need an udder infusion of puns in this thread
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:44:59

Woody wrote:We need an udder infusion of puns in this thread


You want this thread to unspool into nothing but useless needling?
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Postby djbigf » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:51:09

phatj wrote:How do you count milk?

by the breast
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Aug 10, 2010 14:20:20

djbigf wrote:
phatj wrote:How do you count milk?

by the breast

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Postby phatj » Tue Aug 10, 2010 15:23:13

Didn't I? wrote:
phatj wrote:How do you count milk?


I just meant that "Got Milk?" wasn't grammatically correct either, but to be honest I don't know if that's even true.

I think technically "got milk?" is incorrect. But it's a commonly used colloquial construction and doesn't bother me.

I'm trying to imagine a situation where using "less" when "fewer" would be correct wouldn't sound wrong to me.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Aug 10, 2010 15:24:27

It is what it is is meaningless, but control your own destiny isn't.
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Postby phatj » Tue Aug 10, 2010 15:25:23

TenuredVulture wrote:It is what it is is meaningless, but control your own destiny isn't.

I would say that just the opposite is true.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Aug 10, 2010 15:31:21

phatj wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:It is what it is is meaningless, but control your own destiny isn't.

I would say that just the opposite is true.


In the context of an NFL team, a team that controls its own destiny doesn't need any help--if they win, they make the playoffs regardless of what happens in other games. So, for instance, "The Giants control their own destiny and make the playoffs with a win against the Redskins. The Eagles need to beat the Cowboys and need the Giants to beat the Redskins to make the playoffs."

I have no idea what idea someone who says "it is what it is" is trying to express. Of course it is what it is. It's like saying A=A or 1=1. Unless of course you don't mean is in the sense of strict identity. But then the phrase it is what it is doesn't make much sense at all.
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Aug 10, 2010 15:40:57

TenuredVulture wrote:
phatj wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:It is what it is is meaningless, but control your own destiny isn't.

I would say that just the opposite is true.


In the context of an NFL team, a team that controls its own destiny doesn't need any help--if they win, they make the playoffs regardless of what happens in other games. So, for instance, "The Giants control their own destiny and make the playoffs with a win against the Redskins. The Eagles need to beat the Cowboys and need the Giants to beat the Redskins to make the playoffs."

I have no idea what idea someone who says "it is what it is" is trying to express. Of course it is what it is. It's like saying A=A or 1=1. Unless of course you don't mean is in the sense of strict identity. But then the phrase it is what it is doesn't make much sense at all.


That's fine for control your own future. But the word destiny implies a predetermined outcome, in which neither of the teams would have any control.

In closing, I hate synonyms. No two words mean exactly the same thing or have the same connotations, therefore every word used matters. Grammar and syntax don't much bother me, but poor or confusing word choice has always been a pet peeve.
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Postby The Dude » Tue Aug 10, 2010 15:41:49

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