your religion, do you believe in god?

what religion are you?

Catholic
30
25%
Christian(other)
22
18%
Jewish
9
7%
Muslim
0
No votes
Hindu
2
2%
Sikh
1
1%
Buddhist
2
2%
Other(reply below)
8
7%
Agnostic
29
24%
Atheist
19
16%
 
Total votes : 122

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Mar 09, 2011 13:22:54

So, one of the 21 sexual predator pedophile rapist priests is the pastor of our parish. Where my kids go to CCD. I'm going to become a Jew.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby karn » Wed Mar 09, 2011 13:31:10

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Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Mar 09, 2011 14:06:46

how is this a thread and the politics one isn't

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Mar 09, 2011 14:10:17

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Postby kopphanatic » Wed Mar 09, 2011 14:15:20

I'm a Catholic that is steadily moving away from the church and religion in general. This latest round of scandal might be the last straw for me. Seems like if God cared, he would protect those children, and see to it that he doesn't call molesters to be his priests.

I don't begrudge anyone their religion though.
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Postby Woody » Wed Mar 09, 2011 14:16:45

I enjoy watching Christopher Hitchens smugly pwn religious n00bs on Youtube
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Mar 09, 2011 16:31:34

Maya. We sacrifice virgins. HIDE, (insert random BSG user name here) , HIDE!!!

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Postby Bucky » Wed Mar 09, 2011 16:42:36

Trent Steele wrote:So, one of the 21 sexual predator pedophile rapist priests is the pastor of our parish. Where my kids go to CCD. I'm going to become a Jew.


St. IJ? You know my friend Jen??

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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Mar 09, 2011 16:47:04

Bucky wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:So, one of the 21 sexual predator pedophile rapist priests is the pastor of our parish. Where my kids go to CCD. I'm going to become a Jew.


St. IJ? You know my friend Jen??


Yes on the church. Do I know your friend? I'm not sure, but I feel like we talked about this before.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Mar 09, 2011 16:51:09

Isn't there a lot of rabble rousing over the pedopriest? I feel like my Mom would make a massive stink if that happened at her parish

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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Mar 09, 2011 16:54:20

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Isn't there a lot of rabble rousing over the pedopriest? I feel like my Mom would make a massive stink if that happened at her parish


I'm hearing it secondhand at work, so I don't know yet what he did or what the reaction has been (although I can probably guess).
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby Rev_Beezer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 16:59:27

kopphanatic wrote:I'm a Catholic that is steadily moving away from the church and religion in general. This latest round of scandal might be the last straw for me. Seems like if God cared, he would protect those children, and see to it that he doesn't call molesters to be his priests.

I don't begrudge anyone their religion though.


I should let this go. I completely see where you are coming from. However, here's the deal- the church is one thing, God is another. The church is humanity's attempt to reflect the divine. As it is human to begin with, it does on occasion fail. Probably more than "on occasion".

Just don't want you throwing the baby out with the bathwater, buddy.

Of course you guys all know where I fall on this. I want this guy and all other assholes who pull this shit to stop. Also, I'M A MINISTER AND I'M MARRIED. LET THE PRIESTS MARRY. DEPRIVING A HUMAN BEING OF A PRIMARY HUMAN DESIRE IS JUST GOING TO FUCK THINGS UP.

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Postby Rev_Beezer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 17:01:48

And hey all you Catholics who are miffed- Lutherans have a better track record on this stuff! Come over to the reformation side! Like Catholicism, only with less molestation!

(we just have nuts like the BTK Killer as presidents of our church councils.)
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Mar 09, 2011 17:05:57

If you like the ritual of Catholicism, but could do without the guilt and the unmarried priests, consider becoming an Episcopalian. We have good music and most of our churches are really pretty. Plus, we need the dudes.

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Postby Rev_Beezer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 17:07:06

TV's right. Definite lack of dudes except him and Robin Williams.

But the Lutheran church is far from a sausage party too.
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Postby Rev_Beezer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 17:08:21

BTW, Happy Ass Wednesday everyone!
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Postby Rev_Beezer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 17:08:41

I mean ash

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Mar 09, 2011 17:09:47

I might try Episcopalian after I give Scientology a shot

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Mar 09, 2011 17:17:16

Beez, is it really appropriate to wish people a "happy" Ash Wednesday? I mean, today after lunch I wanted a cookie, but I didn't have one because of Lent. What's so happy about that? (But I'm wondering--our Ash Wednesday service is this evening, so does my Lent begin only after I've had the Ashes applied? Could I have had that cookie?)

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Mar 09, 2011 17:18:59

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