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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Wed Jan 15, 2020 13:03:01

Monkeyboy wrote:
thephan wrote:Orlando, Gainesville, Jacksonville, Tallahassee, Fort Lauderdale, and Pensacola among the top 100 list of U.S. cities for sexually transmitted diseases.

Top three are Baltimore, Maryland followed by Jackson, Mississippi and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania so wrap that rasca


That explains why when I pee it burns like a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout


this is something you should probably take care of immediately. while i can't speak for the quality of your hernia surgery in Bangkok, i imagine they are certainly experts regarding this and similar conditions.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Monkeyboy » Wed Jan 15, 2020 13:07:30

azrider wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
thephan wrote:Orlando, Gainesville, Jacksonville, Tallahassee, Fort Lauderdale, and Pensacola among the top 100 list of U.S. cities for sexually transmitted diseases.

Top three are Baltimore, Maryland followed by Jackson, Mississippi and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania so wrap that rasca


That explains why when I pee it burns like a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout


this is something you should probably take care of immediately. while i can't speak for the quality of your hernia surgery in Bangkok, i imagine they are certainly experts regarding this and similar conditions.



not a johnny Cash fan, are you?

Fortunately, the burning during urination joke is not related to my surgery, which really did have me burning during urination. In any case, the burning stopped, though it will burn again for a few days after the last part of the procedure tomorrow (unrealted to the hernia procedure -- I also had kidney stones removed). I'm old.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Wed Jan 15, 2020 13:21:34

yeah mb, i knew but....

found an opportunity to make a politically incorrect stereotype at your expense. couldn't pass it up. can't let things like the facts ruin a good story or comment.

be safe, hope it goes well.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Jan 15, 2020 13:50:13

Monkeyboy wrote:
azrider wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
thephan wrote:Orlando, Gainesville, Jacksonville, Tallahassee, Fort Lauderdale, and Pensacola among the top 100 list of U.S. cities for sexually transmitted diseases.

Top three are Baltimore, Maryland followed by Jackson, Mississippi and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania so wrap that rasca


That explains why when I pee it burns like a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout


this is something you should probably take care of immediately. while i can't speak for the quality of your hernia surgery in Bangkok, i imagine they are certainly experts regarding this and similar conditions.



not a johnny Cash fan, are you?

Fortunately, the burning during urination joke is not related to my surgery, which really did have me burning during urination. In any case, the burning stopped, though it will burn again for a few days after the last part of the procedure tomorrow (unrealted to the hernia procedure -- I also had kidney stones removed). I'm old.


Did you have a catheter after surgery? When I had my surgery several years ago, and they pulled that catheter out it hurt like bitch.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Soren » Wed Jan 15, 2020 14:49:51

hey so like, if you're about to join a conference call. And there are meeting rooms available. But instead. instead of using one of those. you put the conference call on speaker phone. which, obviously, requires you to shout to be heard over the din .

What is wrong with you? Why are you like this? You were given a headset when you started your job, where is it? Is it no longer an option because you are morally opposed to being considerate? Do you have the ability to feel shame or compassion? Was there a traumatic event in your past that led you to this villainous behavior?
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby thephan » Wed Jan 15, 2020 15:14:30

A Kansas man has asked an Iowa judge to let him engage in a sword fight with his ex-wife and her attorney in a trial by combat that will settle their ongoing legal dispute.

He needs 3 months to get samari swords

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Soren » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:02:26

Anxiety amirite
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:45:37

azrider wrote:yeah mb, i knew but....

found an opportunity to make a politically incorrect stereotype at your expense. couldn't pass it up. can't let things like the facts ruin a good story or comment.

be safe, hope it goes well.



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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:52:58

as long as you are still alive with both kidneys intact.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:55:34

TenuredVulture wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
azrider wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
thephan wrote:Orlando, Gainesville, Jacksonville, Tallahassee, Fort Lauderdale, and Pensacola among the top 100 list of U.S. cities for sexually transmitted diseases.

Top three are Baltimore, Maryland followed by Jackson, Mississippi and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania so wrap that rasca


That explains why when I pee it burns like a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout


this is something you should probably take care of immediately. while i can't speak for the quality of your hernia surgery in Bangkok, i imagine they are certainly experts regarding this and similar conditions.



not a johnny Cash fan, are you?

Fortunately, the burning during urination joke is not related to my surgery, which really did have me burning during urination. In any case, the burning stopped, though it will burn again for a few days after the last part of the procedure tomorrow (unrealted to the hernia procedure -- I also had kidney stones removed). I'm old.


Did you have a catheter after surgery? When I had my surgery several years ago, and they pulled that catheter out it hurt like bitch.



They had one in during each procedure, but took them out while I was still asleep. But I was very sore afterwards and it REALLY hurt when going to the bathroom. I mean, they shoved all kinds of things up there (camera, laser, "basket" to grab the stones). In and out and in and out. It was bound to be sore. They left two tubes in there that ran from the bladder to the kidneys for a week. They helped dilate the ureter and create space to work. That caused a lot of bleeding and soreness in my back and sides. They took one out after the first week, but didn't take the 2nd out until today because of swelling. Again, I was asleep, thank God. They gave me an option to stay awake today because it was just a 30 minute procedure, but he said it would hurt. I told him to put me to sleep. I don't need that.

But everything is out of me now and I just probably have 2-3 more days of soreness. It looks like I survived. And the hernia is fixed and the stones are gone. He showed me a video of the inside of my kidneys and the laser blasting the stones. There were like little caves and he had to check each cave to find the stone. It was both fascinating and unnerving.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby JUburton » Thu Jan 16, 2020 13:04:19

Just reading that makes me slightly queasy. Im just asking for assisted suicide if I need that.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Stripes » Thu Jan 16, 2020 13:32:52

Monkeyboy wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
azrider wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
thephan wrote:Orlando, Gainesville, Jacksonville, Tallahassee, Fort Lauderdale, and Pensacola among the top 100 list of U.S. cities for sexually transmitted diseases.

Top three are Baltimore, Maryland followed by Jackson, Mississippi and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania so wrap that rasca


That explains why when I pee it burns like a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout


this is something you should probably take care of immediately. while i can't speak for the quality of your hernia surgery in Bangkok, i imagine they are certainly experts regarding this and similar conditions.



not a johnny Cash fan, are you?

Fortunately, the burning during urination joke is not related to my surgery, which really did have me burning during urination. In any case, the burning stopped, though it will burn again for a few days after the last part of the procedure tomorrow (unrealted to the hernia procedure -- I also had kidney stones removed). I'm old.


Did you have a catheter after surgery? When I had my surgery several years ago, and they pulled that catheter out it hurt like bitch.



They had one in during each procedure, but took them out while I was still asleep. But I was very sore afterwards and it REALLY hurt when going to the bathroom. I mean, they shoved all kinds of things up there (camera, laser, "basket" to grab the stones). In and out and in and out. It was bound to be sore. They left two tubes in there that ran from the bladder to the kidneys for a week. They helped dilate the ureter and create space to work. That caused a lot of bleeding and soreness in my back and sides. They took one out after the first week, but didn't take the 2nd out until today because of swelling. Again, I was asleep, thank God. They gave me an option to stay awake today because it was just a 30 minute procedure, but he said it would hurt. I told him to put me to sleep. I don't need that.

But everything is out of me now and I just probably have 2-3 more days of soreness. It looks like I survived. And the hernia is fixed and the stones are gone. He showed me a video of the inside of my kidneys and the laser blasting the stones. There were like little caves and he had to check each cave to find the stone. It was both fascinating and unnerving.


Don't take this the wrong way, but that's kind of amazing.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby azrider » Thu Jan 16, 2020 13:36:25

yeah... kinda disappointed i wasn't there. would've been better than watching half of the sixers games this year.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby CFP » Thu Jan 16, 2020 13:38:32

I'm in pain reading that

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Soren » Thu Jan 16, 2020 15:16:12

friend has a bipolar coworker who abruptly quit, but because they still have access to the group chat has been saying things like i feel like i flipped a switch somehow and can't stop. ever have a good idea?" or that he "can't stop because [my] ideas are so good."

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Jan 16, 2020 22:27:55

Cat got my real good tonight while we were cutting her nails. Gonna be a nice scar.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Jan 16, 2020 22:53:44

CalvinBall wrote:Cat got my real good tonight while we were cutting her nails. Gonna be a nice scar.


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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Uncle Milty » Thu Jan 16, 2020 23:14:30

Drunk and stupid is no way to be remembered but it is an easy way to forget.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jan 16, 2020 23:45:56

Definitely feel like I hit the cat lottery. We’ve have 3 cats that we adopted from shelters and none of them are really bitey or scratchy. The only time any of them really hurt any of us was when we dog sat for someone, I tried to introduce the cats to the dog via the closed door method and one of our cats lost their shit when I carried her close to the door and gave me a pretty good gash to the arm.

Our third cat, was a kitten we brought home a few months ago, I was resistant to it because our other two were so chill, I was worried about adding another, but he is awesome. He just wants to be held, and get scratched.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Jan 16, 2020 23:55:05

Yeah she doesn't scratch. She just doesn't like her nails trimmed and was trying to escape is all.

We got her in November. Her and our other cat do the chase one another around thing but ate generally good. The older cat loves licking the kitten. She can stand it for like 20 seconds and then starts batting at him.

Where did you rescue your new one from? Did you do the keep the kitten in a separate room for a week thing?

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