Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Soren » Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:21:05

momadance wrote:
Soren wrote:Text from my mom this morning:

I think we are buying that house. If [[my stepdad]] dies, will you and Julie come live with me rent free? It's all going to be yours some day anyway.


My stepdad is a month or so away from 56 and is in the best shape of his life.


Can he catch a football?


He's French.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Phred » Wed Dec 18, 2019 13:38:30

Lyft driver was backing out of my across the street neighbor's driveway yesterday and backed into my daughter's car (denting a door). Neighbor got the driver's name and phone number but not insurance information which doesn't do me a ton of good if the driver doesn't answer her phone.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Dec 18, 2019 14:01:23

contact lyft

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Phred » Wed Dec 18, 2019 14:33:53

Yeah. I'll try the driver a couple more times but if I don't hear anything then I'll contact Lyft.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby 1 » Wed Dec 18, 2019 15:24:02

Went for my yearly physical on Thursday and the doctor’s only concern was my weight. Returned to the doctor yesterday with the flu, but at least I had lost 8 pounds!
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby PrattRules » Wed Dec 18, 2019 22:56:42

1 wrote:Went for my yearly physical on Thursday and the doctor’s only concern was my weight. Returned to the doctor yesterday with the flu, but at least I had lost 8 pounds!


your morbid obesity makes me sick
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby momadance » Thu Dec 19, 2019 02:06:35

It's 58 degrees in my house. The power was out for 3 hours. I have gas heat but my thermostat is electric. I'm freezing my balls off. On top of this, my linux server appears to be fried. I want to cry.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bucky » Thu Dec 19, 2019 07:43:18

Your pump(s) and/or fans are electric too, so even if you could power the thermostat you still wouldn't have heat. Sorry about your server :(

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby 1 » Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:23:37

PrattRules wrote:
1 wrote:Went for my yearly physical on Thursday and the doctor’s only concern was my weight. Returned to the doctor yesterday with the flu, but at least I had lost 8 pounds!


your morbid obesity makes me sick

Then it was all worth it
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:25:31

Got a phone call yesterday around 6:30 from my sons school it was a recorded message from the principal that said:

I wanted to take a moment to respond to recent inquiries made regarding an incident at the middle school. Please know that the matter has been addressed and that Dr. Magee and I have responded according to school board policy. In an abundance of caution, the PA State Police were notified and responded. There is no threat to student and staff safety. School will operate under normal conditions tomorrow, Thursday, December 19, 2019.


Was kind of freaked out so I asked my son what happened, he had no idea. My wife is friends with a teacher at the middle school so she asked her friend and the friend had no idea. Wtf.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Dec 19, 2019 13:35:40

Bill McNeal wrote:Got a phone call yesterday around 6:30 from my sons school it was a recorded message from the principal that said:

I wanted to take a moment to respond to recent inquiries made regarding an incident at the middle school. Please know that the matter has been addressed and that Dr. Magee and I have responded according to school board policy. In an abundance of caution, the PA State Police were notified and responded. There is no threat to student and staff safety. School will operate under normal conditions tomorrow, Thursday, December 19, 2019.


Was kind of freaked out so I asked my son what happened, he had no idea. My wife is friends with a teacher at the middle school so she asked her friend and the friend had no idea. Wtf.

Two things that happened at my local school district: one student made a target list. Not serious i don't think, but he was still expelled for a year. Second, students air dropped nudes of themselves in close proximity to the principal. All studentsost phone privileges for a month.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Dec 19, 2019 14:16:39

crazy fire in south philly

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby mickbayne » Thu Dec 19, 2019 14:48:18

CalvinBall wrote:crazy fire in south philly

Exactly one block from my house! The explosion was nuts.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby momadance » Thu Dec 19, 2019 15:13:03

Bucky wrote:Your pump(s) and/or fans are electric too, so even if you could power the thermostat you still wouldn't have heat. Sorry about your server :(


It's booting into BusyBox. Looks like its a bad superblock so it "should" be repairable. I really don't feel like rebuilding a server this weekend.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Dec 19, 2019 15:27:03

mickbayne wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:crazy fire in south philly

Exactly one block from my house! The explosion was nuts.

are you home?

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby mickbayne » Thu Dec 19, 2019 15:50:32

CalvinBall wrote:
mickbayne wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:crazy fire in south philly

Exactly one block from my house! The explosion was nuts.

are you home?

I am. The explosion shook my house. Dog ran cowering to the basement and the cat darted upstairs. I went outside to check it out and there was a guy frantically trying to douse the flames with a fire extinguisher. I ran back to my house to get mine but by the time I was halfway back down the block the house was completely engulfed and then it collapsed a minute or two later. Wild stuff. Lots of people were just standing around crying. Inquirer is using one of my pics.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby PrattRules » Thu Dec 19, 2019 23:28:25

i still need to buy 7 christmas gifts
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Uncle Milty » Thu Dec 19, 2019 23:56:02

Plenty of time!

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Dec 20, 2019 07:28:23

Driving from arkansas to NJ. Halfway stop was bristol, VA. About to get back on the road.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Dec 20, 2019 08:32:00

TenuredVulture wrote:Driving from arkansas to NJ. Halfway stop was bristol, VA. About to get back on the road.

Condolences
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