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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Uncle Milty » Tue Sep 17, 2019 21:49:37

phatj wrote:Hm... don't think my microwave has one of those. I'm a huge fan of the one button +30 seconds thing.

I don't use the microwave often but this is a great feature. Mine also has 1 touch for 1, 2 or 3 minutes on high which is great for the leftover cup or coffee or semi-annual can of soup.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby azrider » Tue Sep 17, 2019 23:35:31

Uncle Milty wrote:
phatj wrote:Hm... don't think my microwave has one of those. I'm a huge fan of the one button +30 seconds thing.

I don't use the microwave often but this is a great feature. Mine also has 1 touch for 1, 2 or 3 minutes on high which is great for the leftover cup or coffee or semi-annual can of soup.


But the sensor cook button even takes the complicated guess work out of that.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 18, 2019 00:29:38

I live in an old house (150 years). This old house has an unfinished basement. In this basement is an old wardrobe that the previous owners (or owners before them) probably just decided was too bulky to move out. Works okay for my tools, so fine. On the inside of the doors of this old wardrobe are nearly full-length mirrors. What I have to do is to remember to close the damn doors of this wardrobe or the next time I go down the basement to get laundry at night I'm going to have a heart attack.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby azrider » Wed Sep 18, 2019 00:57:19

i don't know swish... that sounds like some straight up zach bagans' shit going on there. i'd probably put it up on craigslist or something and get a tool box instead.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Bucky » Wed Sep 18, 2019 06:42:03

swishnicholson wrote:I live in an old house (150 years). This old house has an unfinished basement. In this basement is an old wardrobe that the previous owners (or owners before them) probably just decided was too bulky to move out. Works okay for my tools, so fine. On the inside of the doors of this old wardrobe are nearly full-length mirrors. What I have to do is to remember to close the damn doors of this wardrobe or the next time I go down the basement to get laundry at night I'm going to have a heart attack.


maybe consider botox or something similar?

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:42:21

Bucky wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:I live in an old house (150 years). This old house has an unfinished basement. In this basement is an old wardrobe that the previous owners (or owners before them) probably just decided was too bulky to move out. Works okay for my tools, so fine. On the inside of the doors of this old wardrobe are nearly full-length mirrors. What I have to do is to remember to close the damn doors of this wardrobe or the next time I go down the basement to get laundry at night I'm going to have a heart attack.


maybe consider botox or something similar?


With the low light and dusty mirror, it's more like the Ghost of Swish Past approaching. Maybe that's what's frightening.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:44:30

And now I had a scary dream of seeing a backpack I wanted to buy for my daughter on sale , then when I went back to get it it was gone, replaced by a display of snow pants. Shudders.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby thephan » Wed Sep 18, 2019 13:25:45

Amish buggy pulled over in Ohio. They were clopping along at 1AM with the stereo turned way up, drinking Michelob Ultra from a 12 pack on the roof!

https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/09/amis ... -cops.html
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby slugsrbad » Wed Sep 18, 2019 13:42:22

swishnicholson wrote:And now I had a scary dream of seeing a backpack I wanted to buy for my daughter on sale , then when I went back to get it it was gone, replaced by a display of snow pants. Shudders.


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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby momadance » Wed Sep 18, 2019 14:45:15

stupid, sexy slugsr.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Bucky » Wed Sep 18, 2019 16:43:30

hourly forecast shows 0% precipitation probability for each of the next 24 hours

gonna leave all my painting supplies up on the roof and make them look like fools

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Sep 18, 2019 17:12:30

Bucky wrote:hourly forecast shows 0% precipitation probability for each of the next 24 hours

gonna leave all my painting supplies up on the roof and make them look like fools


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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 18, 2019 18:07:06

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby thephan » Wed Sep 18, 2019 18:24:39

Local news doing a compare and contrast of things that are more helpful to the environment. One of them was live car free or have one fewer child. It’s gonna be a rough discussion when my son gets home tonight.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Bucky » Wed Sep 18, 2019 19:47:08

now even i say that's taking the late-term-abortion thing a bit too far

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Slowhand » Thu Sep 19, 2019 04:44:02

Slowhand wrote:Upstairs neighbor decided that 4 am would be a good time to do some laundry.


And again on week later.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Soren » Thu Sep 19, 2019 08:51:48

vacations are nice.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Phred » Thu Sep 19, 2019 09:09:15

swishnicholson wrote:Image


That can't be real. He would never leave his cash that easily accessible.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Phred » Thu Sep 19, 2019 09:37:27

We just passed 09:19:19 on 09/19/19.

It'll happen again tonight and then in 100 years.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Slowhand » Thu Sep 19, 2019 09:42:08

Actually, 09:19:19 will NOT happen again tonight.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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