Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby phatj » Sat Sep 14, 2019 21:38:15

PrattRules wrote:There's a motel I pass by on my way from work each day that advertises

$50 per day
$370 per week

How do you figure that?

Maybe at the daily rate they don't do daily cleaning and linen changes or something
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Werthless » Sat Sep 14, 2019 23:18:44

Discriminating against people with poor math skills.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby thephan » Sun Sep 15, 2019 09:09:04

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby WilliamC » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:51:03

Are game commissioners allowed to accept tips? Had a dead deer here for a few days which was clearly diseased like they have been getting everywhere and it stunk like something from out of hell. Also it was obvious that other animals were at it and probably have diseases now too. Its entire guts were ripped out.

He even almost puked and I felt bad for him. I just blurted out do you want a tip? He might have or might not have because he sort of disregarded me with "this is our job man" it so I didn't give him anything and feel like shithead. Wanted to give him a 20 at least to get that smell out of here.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby azrider » Sun Sep 15, 2019 13:10:08

When it’s something like that and kind of on the fence regarding a tip... usually I throw ‘em a 10 and tell them to get a six pack on me. No one has ever refused or felt slighted.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Uncle Milty » Sun Sep 15, 2019 14:10:38

Hard to blame the operator of a motel with a $50/night rate for charging his customers extra to stay longer.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Bucky » Sun Sep 15, 2019 14:23:02

Under $1500/mo, utilities and maid service included...sign me up!!

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Uncle Milty » Sun Sep 15, 2019 14:27:59

Perfect example of the clientele who justify the extra charge.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Sep 15, 2019 18:55:25

Uncle Milty wrote:Perfect example of the clientele who justify the extra charge.


get em
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby thephan » Sun Sep 15, 2019 21:04:23

Mets Face Dodgers in Rubber Game of Crucial Series



Sounds like someone is getting fucked tonight.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Slowhand » Mon Sep 16, 2019 09:05:20

Just pulled out like 8 eye lashes.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Bucky » Mon Sep 16, 2019 09:29:48

how do 8 eye lashes pull out?

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Slowhand » Mon Sep 16, 2019 09:36:22

Bucky wrote:how do 8 eye lashes pull out?


(Not so) very carefully.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Sep 16, 2019 14:13:37

That's not how you use an eyelash curler.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Bucky » Mon Sep 16, 2019 16:24:21

just received a confirmation for my 'power red' red cross blood drive appointment. at my firehouse on 12/10.

I did not make any appointment. I do give at every blood drive we have, and would have eventually made an appointment for this one also. But I've never given 'power red'- I thought they only wanted type O for that.

Something's fishy in denmark

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Sep 16, 2019 16:27:51

Bucky wrote:just received a confirmation for my 'power red' red cross blood drive appointment. at my firehouse on 12/10.

I did not make any appointment. I do give at every blood drive we have, and would have eventually made an appointment for this one also. But I've never given 'power red'- I thought they only wanted type O for that.

Something's fishy in denmark


Last time I gave blood (probably about 5 years ago) they asked if I wanted to give a power red. I asked "what's that?" and they explained they take out twice as much blood, separate the red cells from the plasma, and put the plasma back. I blurted out "why would anyone want to do that?" The answer was that then I wouldn't need to donate as often. I DON'T NEED TO DONATE AT ALL. Ghouls.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby phatj » Mon Sep 16, 2019 21:09:00

I do Power Red every time the blood drive comes to my company (quarterly I guess?). Haven't noticed any difference from when I did regular donations previously. Except now the Red Cross pesters me in between when I'm eligible...

Does the Red Cross benefit from Power Red though? Does concentrated plasma have super powers?
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Bucky » Mon Sep 16, 2019 21:14:24

i think it's because they basically get two pints worth from one donation. And that seems to be the motivation for the donor, also- instead of giving every 56 days, you can only give every 112 days.

and it's type O, A negative, and B negative, so no, I'm not eligible. Red Cross said that I "signed the pre-sign list" at my last donation (which did not happen) and cancelled the appointment. Whatevs.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Sep 16, 2019 21:55:14

Slowhand wrote:
Bucky wrote:how do 8 eye lashes pull out?


(Not so) very carefully.


are you doing squats with your eyelashes? Cause that's ill-advised.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Sep 16, 2019 21:56:49

Ill-advised is a strange word. Who exactly is doing the advising? Just,y'know, people I guess. And you should never listen to them.
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