Archived

The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet loons

Topic locked

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby azrider » Sun Feb 17, 2019 00:32:06

Phoenix police have arrested a woman after they found her friend's body in an alley.

Police arrested 24-year-old Sabrina Slaughter after police found 22-year-old Nicole Nicholson's body in an alley shortly before noon on Wednesday.


first, unless this is sergeant's kid, might be best to put the surname to rest. and really sabrina? didn't like sally or sonya? and you wonder why some kids turn out the way they do. god rest her soul, but nicole nicholson? PARENTS!

azrider
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 10945
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 19:09:13
Location: snottsdale, arizona
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 17, 2019 05:29:24

Uncle Milty wrote:Better than Dynasty

Pronounced density.
Be Bold!

TenuredVulture
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 53243
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 00:16:10
Location: Magnolia, AR
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Monkeyboy » Sun Feb 17, 2019 05:37:36

ReadingPhilly wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Shocking that the most obviously fake story ever turned out to be a hoax.

Take a bow, guy from Empire.


Man. Knew it. What a weird dude.

Guys in MAGA hats at 2 am. Sure.


he didn't say maga hats! he didn't say that!



Unbelievable. His exact quote about not saying MAGA hats was:

There were claims Jussie had told police his attackers were wearing the Make America Great Again (MAGA) hats that are associated with President Donald Trump.

"I never said that. I didn't need to add anything like that," Jussie said.

"I don't need some MAGA hat as the cherry on top of some racist sundae."


A racist sundae with a MAGA hat cherry on top. If he made this all up, he needs a better writer.

This is kinda like the opposite of that SNL sketch with Paul Simon where he plays Billy Paul, a take-off on Billy Jack. They do a parody of the ice cream shop scene from the original movie. I can't find the clip, but the best lines were:

Billy Paul (after beating up ice cream store rednecks): I want a triple cone: chocolate strawberry and vanilla. That's red, black, and white -- together!

Hippy chick (Lorraine Newman): If only the world could get along as well as this ice cream cone, Billy Paul wouldn't have to kill so many people!"


anyone remember that or am I the only really old dude who used to watch the original SNL?
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lay awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Monkeyboy
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 28452
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 21:01:51
Location: Beijing
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Werthless » Sun Feb 17, 2019 13:09:36

"I didn't need to add anything like that...[to my made-up story]."

Werthless
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 12968
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 16:07:07
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 17, 2019 14:10:47

Way too difficult to get away with murder nowadays. Not really worth the effort. Probably why we don’t really see many serial killers anymore like in the 70s and 80s. People get caught too quickly before they have time to rack up the kills.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

Slowhand
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 30278
Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 04:26:24
Location: Flattening the curve
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Feb 17, 2019 14:14:02

Not with that type of attitude we won't.
"That’s the Southwest Philly floater, man."
Now imagine that everything you ever imagined... is possible. - Hinkieology
EDP 2020

Wheels Tupay
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 30615
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 16:35:17
Location: Keepin' it Gritty.
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Monkeyboy » Sun Feb 17, 2019 14:17:17

You just have to dispose of the bodies properly. People used to leave them lying in vacant lots. Buy a crematorium furnace for your basement and you're golden..
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lay awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Monkeyboy
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 28452
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 21:01:51
Location: Beijing
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 17, 2019 14:24:47

You'd have to be very good.

1. DNA technology.
2. Centralized, computerized criminal databases.
3. More efficient communication between law enforcement agencies.
4. Cameras everywhere.
5. Everything you do gets tracked in some way.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

Slowhand
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 30278
Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 04:26:24
Location: Flattening the curve
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Monkeyboy » Sun Feb 17, 2019 14:42:16

Well, OK, Mr Wet Blanket
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lay awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Monkeyboy
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 28452
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 21:01:51
Location: Beijing
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Monkeyboy » Sun Feb 17, 2019 14:44:32

Speaking of killing people, I'm totally amazed nobody has gone after the top guys at the NRA. So many grieving parents who could easily blame those people, yet nothing ever happens to them. I'm genuinely surprised. I guess people are too devastated right after the death and then they come to their senses over time.
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lay awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Monkeyboy
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 28452
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 21:01:51
Location: Beijing
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby azrider » Sun Feb 17, 2019 15:04:45

Do you flip someone off who is carrying? I sure as hell don't.

azrider
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 10945
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 19:09:13
Location: snottsdale, arizona
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Monkeyboy » Sun Feb 17, 2019 15:18:43

The NRA bigwigs live in nice houses. Just park yourself in the woods nearby and use a rifle with a nice scope. Just like I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lay awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Monkeyboy
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 28452
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 21:01:51
Location: Beijing
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Bucky » Mon Feb 18, 2019 01:13:37

started a pilot program last week to run on cardiac arrests with our local EMS squad. supposed to be 1 or 2 a month. Have had one each day since it started. Could be the episode that prompts my retirement.

Bucky
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 58018
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 19:24:05
Location: You_Still_Have_To_Visit_Us
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Titlehungry » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:59:38

Slowhand wrote:You'd have to be very good.

1. DNA technology.
2. Centralized, computerized criminal databases.
3. More efficient communication between law enforcement agencies.
4. Cameras everywhere.
5. Everything you do gets tracked in some way.


We're far from the halcyon days of Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, and Richard Ramirez... I heard a song on the radio today with lyrics that had me nostalgic... Where have you gone Jeffrey Dahmer, a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you... Seriously, I think school shootings and mass murders have replaced serial killing for the most part... quick, deadly, and quantity and doesn't need the cover up with the advances in today's society as stated earlier in DNA recognition, surveillance, etc... you're not getting out alive nine times out of ten anyway
Even if you get run over by a clown car and pissed on by a busload of school children, it's still your responsibility to interpret the meaning of the event and choose a response

Titlehungry
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 17162
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2008 14:51:01
Location: Crofton, MD
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Shore » Mon Feb 18, 2019 15:46:54

Or....

How many serial killers are operating in the country right now?
There are probably more than 2,000 unrecognized serial killers.

Shore
All-Seeing, All-Knowing
 
Posts: 7733
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:32:01
Location: Indoors
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Soren » Mon Feb 18, 2019 16:13:24

I mean, there's a difference between a serial killer and a serial killer
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

Soren
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 39874
Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 13:44:19
Location: area x
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 18, 2019 16:37:18

Soren wrote:I mean, there's a difference between a serial killer and a serial killer


This guy gets it.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

Slowhand
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 30278
Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 04:26:24
Location: Flattening the curve
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue Feb 19, 2019 00:52:44

Bought COSTCO chicken noodle soup made from their leftover rotisserie chickens and it oddly has an unpleasant note of fresh vomit in its broth. Wondering if I got a batch someone vomited in or if this is what it always tastes like.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

-swish

Wolfgang622
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 28653
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 23:11:51
Location: Baseball Heaven
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Feb 19, 2019 00:53:49

how'd you make with that job decision from a few months ago?

ReadingPhilly
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 59729
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2007 15:32:14
Top

Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue Feb 19, 2019 00:54:44

ReadingPhilly wrote:how'd you make with that job decision from a few months ago?


The answer is: I bought chicken noodle soup from a Costco in New Mexico.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

-swish

Wolfgang622
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 28653
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 23:11:51
Location: Baseball Heaven
Top
PreviousNext
Topic locked
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group