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Unread postby Monkeyboy » Thu Feb 21, 2019 14:08:10

Uncle Milty wrote:Yo're in a room house where all the windows sides face south. A bear walks by a window. What color is the bear?



Take it to the riddles thread
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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Thu Feb 21, 2019 14:09:56

CalvinBall wrote:what a hack job this was

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This will not play well in the entertainment industry. With any justice, he'll never get a job in the biz again.
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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby swishnicholson » Thu Feb 21, 2019 14:10:35

swishnicholson wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:Yo're in a room house where all the windows sides face south. A bear walks by a window. What color is the bear?



You should add a poll.


Feel like this was underappreciated. You go, swish. It's no wonder you're in the HofF.
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Unread postby Bucky » Thu Feb 21, 2019 14:13:13

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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Feb 21, 2019 14:50:31

Went to giant just now for lunch and there was a huge robot zipping around. It rolled up right next to a guy looking at broccoli. Might be the funniest thing I have seen this month.

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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby The Dude » Thu Feb 21, 2019 14:54:20

they just outfitted the Giants in Roslyn and Willow Grove with those things too. His name is Marty
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Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Feb 21, 2019 14:54:37

CalvinBall wrote:Went to giant just now for lunch and there was a huge robot zipping around. It rolled up right next to a guy looking at broccoli. Might be the funniest thing I have seen this month.




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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Feb 21, 2019 15:01:34

The Dude wrote:they just outfitted the Giants in Roslyn and Willow Grove with those things too. His name is Marty

Have you seen it yet? So funny.

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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby swishnicholson » Thu Feb 21, 2019 15:03:09

CalvinBall wrote:
The Dude wrote:they just outfitted the Giants in Roslyn and Willow Grove with those things too. His name is Marty

Have you seen it yet? So funny.


Are they all named Marty? Seems to me that would be hurtful to deny their individuality.
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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby The Dude » Thu Feb 21, 2019 15:04:31

CalvinBall wrote:
The Dude wrote:they just outfitted the Giants in Roslyn and Willow Grove with those things too. His name is Marty

Have you seen it yet? So funny.


Yes, freaked out my son. i started following it and it kept turning around to look at me
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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Feb 21, 2019 15:23:57

CalvinBall wrote:
The Dude wrote:they just outfitted the Giants in Roslyn and Willow Grove with those things too. His name is Marty

Have you seen it yet? So funny.


I walked past one last week in Delco and he was just repeating "danger, danger, danger" over and over again. I guess after watching that video Reading posted, he found something on the floor.
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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby thephan » Thu Feb 21, 2019 16:17:59

Well, things are going down hill fast for Smollett. Chicago running through text messages including his drug buys from the brothers. Detailing the plan for the attack. Prosecutor has a fist full of papers she is reading on every news outlet including BBC.
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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby BigEd76 » Thu Feb 21, 2019 16:24:33

Nintendo promoted Bowser to president of the company

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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu Feb 21, 2019 17:08:15

One of my favorite BigEdisms is when he refers to someone by last name like I should know who he is, but I've never heard of them before in my life. This usually occurs with like 3rd round offensive linemen from Wherever State U, but apparently also with baseball journalists from other cities.

I've probably posted this before

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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Feb 21, 2019 17:30:57

jerseyhoya wrote:One of my favorite BigEdisms is when he refers to someone by last name like I should know who he is, but I've never heard of them before in my life. This usually occurs with like 3rd round offensive linemen from Wherever State U, but apparently also with baseball journalists from other cities.

I've probably posted this before


I think Bowser is his full name.

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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu Feb 21, 2019 17:34:04

Lol didn't even realize this was two posts below that post. There just using the last name was more than appropriate.

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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby BigEd76 » Thu Feb 21, 2019 18:04:59

oops, I thought Cafardo was a known name around here like Stark, Heyman, Knobler, etc. He usually had MLB rumors every Sunday, not just Red Sox stuff

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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu Feb 21, 2019 18:39:56

Don't you dare apologize Ed! Be you!

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Re: The RANDOM rantings, ravings, and THOUGHTS of internet l

Unread postby swishnicholson » Thu Feb 21, 2019 19:32:34

BigEd76 wrote:oops, I thought Cafardo was a known name around here like Stark, Heyman, Knobler, etc. He usually had MLB rumors every Sunday, not just Red Sox stuff


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Unread postby phatj » Fri Feb 22, 2019 23:03:29

I didn't know who Cafardo was either. Or Bowser
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